Vampire Riderz

We shouldn't.

Um, excuse me?

That's what I'm supposed to say.

Shouldn't this be the way around?

I told you, I'm different.

It's okay.

You don't have to lie.

I know what this is.

It's okay.

Come on.

Live free or die, that's what I say.

*** Subtitles by dylux ***

Happy New Year.

You know what I think it is?

I'm just not putting myself out there.

I mean, I build this bubble and it's, it's unpoppable.

It's like the Great Wall of China or the Taj Mahal.

It's bigger than life.

What are we talking about again, your head?

See, that's what I'm talking about.

You're always joking when I'm trying to be serious.

You always gotta be so violent.

Hey bartender,

two more shots on his tab since he wants to be a comedian.

Look, I heard you only get three good ones.

And that's what scares me.

Why should you be scared?

You still got three left.

Hey, hey, hey, sweetheart.

What are you doing tonight?

You want to--

To my brother, one day finding a girl,

and maybe getting laid in this lifetime.

Hey, you headed to the city?

Yeah.

You don't look like the type to be heading to the city.

Are you a rock musician or?

Singer actually.

Listen, I know the city's quite a ways away,

so if you're not going, that's okay.

Oh no, dear.

Come on, get in.

I'm, I'm going that way anyway,

- for New Years. - Okay.

You know, you were always nice, more genuine.

That's why I always thought

you were a little light in the loafers

back in middle school.

That and the gymnastics.

What's wrong with gymnastics?

Nothing.

It's just not like nose tackle, you know?

I'm just saying,

I don't get a manly feeling when I think about gymnastics.

That's it.

I'm through with you after tonight.

So um, so, where you from?

Nowhere.

Well, everywhere.

I don't have a, really a place to call home,

if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I've been living in the same town

doing the same thing my whole life.

Must be nice to hang your head

somewhere different each night.

That's what you wanna do.

Sometimes.

But sometimes you just kind of wanna settle down, you know?

Settling down is not all that's cracked up to be.

You know, hey, that's life.

You know, we always want what we can't have.

Hey, I mean,

I've been married to the same woman for 15 years.

I mean, my God.

How do you keep that exciting, you know?

I guess.

I wonder if I should start looking

at one of those websites.

No, not like porn.

Like internet dating.

You know, e-date thing.

You know, it's a new year.

And no woman can understand the work I do.

At least not one that I've ever met.

Look at Romeo and Juliet.

Yep, the greatest love story ever told.

And you know what happens at the end of that?

They die.

You ready?

Hey man, look here.

Ain't that Romeo?

I think he likes to be called Fredo.

Let's get him.

Shit, here we go again.

Hey, stop!

Hold up, hold up.

I got this.

Let's make it hot.

Master.

It has occurred to me

that our mission has become all the more imperative.

Fear not, our destiny is at hand.

The hunters.

They have learned our ways.

They are stalking us as we speak.

Our ways have become sloppy.

We have become accustomed to dominance.

This has bred arrogance.

And arrogance is an aggressive cancer

from which we cannot be cured.

As always, My Lord,

your insight is like a guiding light into my existence.

I shall heed your words as I have always.

You look weary.

Drink, my son.

I will always remember that young boy from centuries ago.

Has it been that long, Master?

Your blood, it was pure.

The sweetest nectar I could enjoy on a winter's night.

I was such a bad child.

Running from my parents that night.

Worked out for the best.

Thy do not turn me on the deck of that ship,

my bones would still be decaying.

Sometimes the gift of life comes at a strange package.

You must keep yourself nourished

as this is the greatest night in five centuries.

Uh, are you, are you comfy?

I mean, is the air condition okay?

Oh yeah, I'm fine.

Did we turn at the interstate?

Yeah, it's uh, it's too many cops on the interstate,

you know, this time of night.

Especially on New Year's Eve.

Neat trick driving with the knee, huh?

Uh, are you drinking and driving?

No, I'm not drinking and driving.

I'm sipping it.

Thirsty?

Come on, it'll take the edge off.

Whiskey?

Um.

Yeah, sure.

You know what?

I'll take a swig.

Why are we stopping?

What's going on?

'Cause it's time we work out

how you're gonna pay for this little ride.

Come on, seriously?

Oh, come on, baby.

It's not like you've never been flirted with before.

There's a difference between flirting

and what you want to do.

I saw the way you looked at me.

Oh, come here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're not going anywhere.

Eh, shh.

Yes?

Lala, get your stuff together.

We're getting out of here.

Again?

Look, I don't have time for this.

Just get your stuff together.

Okay.

So you sure this is what you want?

I don't know.

11 years ago, my,

my wife and daughter just tragically taken from me?

I turned to God, became a priest.

11 years.

And now I don't,

I don't know, there's something missing.

I don't know if it's, I want a woman back in my life again.

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

What I am sure about is that

I wanna see life again without the collar.

Just to see what it brings.

I completely understand my friend.

Abstinence of the clergy isn't for everyone.

I tried.

As they say, do or do not, but there is no try.

Mark?

Yoda.

Yoda?

Hello mother.

Yes, I absolutely have been ignoring your calls.

Well look, I just don't want to talk about what happened.

You know, I need a little alone time right now.

Some me time.

No, I don't need dad to call anybody.

I can handle this myself, okay?