Kung Fu Mahjong 2 (雀聖2自摸天后)

Half catty of tender beef

Are they fresh?

Give me more green

Fanny, just help us

You know

A has conflicts with B and C dislikes D

They don't play if you're not here

We always lack one

No, I was scolded by husband many times

He doesn't allow me to play outside in the afternoon

How does he know when you're back at 5?

I act like luring other guys. No

Don't you know? It feels like hands being bitten by bugs...

Itchy, irresistible!

I know

It's good

Your husband don't get back for days so often!

No, He said he's in Macau and

will be back before 5

That's fine. You go back at 6

He never knows it

I'm coming!

Fanny's gonna play!

Coming

Wait!

They're hurried to lose. I'm coming!

1 Dot

What did you discard?

8 Dots

Chow

2 Characters

No,,,

I must stop you winning

You've won me for 9 days...4 Dots, right?

Then I'll throw 1 Dot

How many times have I taught you?

Throw 1 to lure 4. It's fake for sure

Then I'm gonna Pong it

Self-made. Purity!

Self-made, Semipure and All Bangos!

Stop...Stop...

Self-made, Green Dragon and 1s-and-9s!

You win again! How can we beat you?

Honey

You're not home?

Sure. I'm buying some fruit

I'm going back very soon

You can drink the soup when you're back

Fanny, The papaya's so fresh today

Yes...talk to you later

I fear they'll cheat me

Bye

My god,,,end today,,,

How about this? How about this?

Hold it and count next day, Bye!

You place the tiles randomly on purpose?

No. I have no glasses today

1 tile to win

Waiting for which ones?

Here

1 and 4 Dots?

No

Let me help you

Self-made!

My husband

'"Making'" with your husband will do

You pervert!

Oh masturbation, just like celebration

Don't you know that?

He doesn't allow me to play outside in the afternoon

I'm gonna make the soup at home

Mr. Wong. You're back

Damn

Husband's faster than me

Excuse me

Excuse me! Already one here?

I gotta get back faster than him

Darling

Shit! Must be playing Mahjong outside

Honey, you're back

We'll have dinner after shower

I won't eat at home tonight

Why?

I'm following the Demon to run gambling ships, you know

He invited a renowned Korean guest over for dinner...

and told me to go with you

Sure. We seldom go out together

This is Fanny, my wife

This is my boss, the Demon

Hi, the Demon

Take a seat

Johnnie said you excel at Mahjong

Thanks. I just play it for fun

So humble

My smaller sister, Curvy

It's heard your master is that famous Three Tiles

And Fei's your senior sister. Also famous

You're not an ordinary player at all

I haven't seen him for long, too

Really?

Right. I've met the Korean guest to have dinner

He's known as Macho

The Korean Queen of Mahjong Dealer, comes with him

Dealer?

It's heard that she wins

366 consecutive games...

and won the whole building

The Demon

Macho

Where's Dealer?

Please

The Demon

Nice to meet you

Let me introduce to you

My new follower Johnnie and his husband Fanny

Why don't we play Mahjong now?

What do you think, Dealer?

I must listen to you

I'm so worried about you all

Self-made with Purity in the very beginning

I'm so sorry about that

I just thought you're an expert

You take one more tile with each hand only

I don't know what you're talking about

One more game...

How come? Just a few tiles?

Really?

1 3 tiles per player. Too Few!

Go

It hurts!

I could see nothing. Jun, where are you?

You think you can go this easy?

You fakers

Where're you from?

Sorry...I am '"Korean'"...

This is my surname

What the hell! Dare cheat me in my home?

Break their hands and legs Take out all their money

Then throw them down the hill!

No...help...

I'm blind now. I could see nothing

Give me a chance...

Jun, I am blind now

Please let me use your eyes

Go to hell!

Cheers!

What a joke! A faker

Fanny, you're quite skilful

Thanks so much

What about your sex skills?

Lick it, honey

Dare play tricks with me?

Go say sorry to her!

You'll never get out if you don't!

Let it go. She's our guest anyway

Sit down

You made me lose face!

That gal has been touching your leg...

and nestled her tits on you

You think I'll get raped?

Don't be childish

I'm working for the Demon

Great chance to get rich

He has more than 10 ballrooms and several ships

He's well known in the society

Anyway, I don't like that gal!

I'm not arguing with you. Get back home

Honey

1 0

1 5, 1 0

Drink it

You know how to mix? I've told you

Much more ice and water

much bigger straw and stick

And a little bit of wine

It doesn't make them excited

You fool. What excited?

Who pays the bill if they're all drunk?

And when the soccer match reaches the climax

go mix the wine with water

3 become 4...

No, 1 becomes 4

They won't care when they're gambling

Brother

Sister. Come to visit me suddenly?

Where's your husband?

Leave it alone, I quarreled with him

Give me 2 glasses of Long Island

But you love her so much!

He fxxked me off

You're his wife...

It's reasonable that he fxxked you

He's working for that Demon these days

And his sister's sexy

Has been flirting with husband

I was aggravated so I played tricks on her

But then I was just shouted by him

You're wrong

Guys gotta have social intercourse at work

Work for gambling ships only but not as a gigolo