Lafangey Parindey (लफंगे परिंदे)

When you start pissing blood through your nose...

...fear runs cold down your spine.

And anyone who says he isn't scared is lying.

When your opponent realizes that...

...you are pissing through your nose then...

Option one... even he is struck by fear.

Or option two...he's rejoicing.

In any case he has lost focus.

Like a mad rabid dog he begins to go berserk.

Then...then he comes and stands exactly where you want him.

The right punch at the right time.

Some call it luck.

I...call it smartness.

My brave tiger!

These birds these wandering souls they are wild birds

They take life head-on these wild birds

Taking their flights of fancy

They go past each hurdle

Playing hide and seek with death

A game with danger is their whim

They play fair; they play dirty these wild birds

Fire seethes in their hearts

One dream seized makes way for another

Boys the class is over.

Nothing can stop them now

No hurdle no worries

High on life

These studs will romp freely

Taking their flights of fancy

They go past each hurdle

Playing hide and seek with death

A game with danger is their whim

They play fair; they play dirty these wild birds

Rameshwara!

Can't you hear?

What's wrong with your cheek?

All the time you have a broken nose head ears...

Granny my ear Granny.

Why have you tied this kerchief around your head?

Have you taken up a job of lifting bricks?

Will you please go home?

What go home?

C'mon now drop us.

Drop you?

Why? Are you ashamed of having an old woman sit on your bike?

Granny you sit behind me.

Oh! - Come on.

Sapna wear what you were wearing yesterday.

You look hot in it.

I'll meet you at the same place.

Hey easy easy.

I'll call you later.

Loser. You don't have a cell phone?

Why will I give my cell number to every chick?

Point. Point. - Yeah.

Who among you is Faisal Latif Sheikh?

What's the matter sir?

He's got the Padmashree award. We are here to give it to him.

I am Faisal.

You?

What's with the slapping sir?

Hey hero!

You want to fight?

Sir he's the same fighter.

Hey fighter...

You'll hit me?

You son of a...

Let go Pawar. Why are you creating a scene?

Look at him Anna (Big brother). Messing with a cop.

Take it easy.

He's Usman's man.

What has Chaddi done?

We got a tip-off that he steals car logos from Dadar Parsee Colony.

Chaddi?

No Anna. It must be Taikalwaadi's Faisal.

Oh Pawar. Where is Taikalwaadi?

Where is Tilakwaadi?

Go catch hold of that Faisal. Landge all well?

Yeah. Good.

Been a while. - Yeah let's catch up.

Mr. Fighter.

Better take it easy...

Else Daddy will be angry.

Good joke!

See you again. - Yeah see you.

That's how relations are maintained. - Bye.

Come on Landge.

Two slaps and you wet your pants? - No Anna.

What no? I can see you trembling. C'mon now.

Let's get some tea.

What are these guys playing?

It's called tribal football.

Come here! - What happened?

You guys carry on we'll be back.

You Madrasi get lost from here.

Diesel look at this hero uncle.

Dude what's your name?

Ajay. - Dude couldn't you find a girl from...

...any other waadi to play wheelie?

Idiot it's called skating dance.

And she's our very own Kareena Kapoor.

Yes. I am Kareena Kapoor.

Now get lost from here.

Nandu tell him.

Hey Dance Bar...

What'll you do otherwise?

I'll hit you so hard...

...you'll have to keep holding it the rest of your life.

Pinky chill.

Guys give her a break.

Hey hey...

Ganpati (Indian festival) is not anytime soon.

What are you guys practicing for now?

Nandu...

You know India's Got Talent?

They are practicing for that.

What are you saying!

Straight away at the country level. Wow!

Dance Bar can I also come along? Please...

I'll shower notes when you dance.

10 rupee notes.

Bloody losers!

You will do nothing but screw everybody's happiness.

Hey Dance Bar wait! - It's pointless talking to you.

Wait!

You freaks!

Have you gone crazy?

Why are you getting so upset?

Get lost! Get lost!

C'mon guys quick.

Fahim light it.

I am.

You little pest! How many times have I told you to stop this nonsense!

Do I ever stop you from speeding your bike?

Have you noticed your size you midget?

Let go off my collar. Let go!

Fahim tell him to keep his hands off me.

He'll be a goner if I lose it.

If I see you smoking again I'll hang you upside down...

...and put your rear on fire.

Acting smart with me huh? - Yes.

If I don't mess up your bike in the next two days...

...I won't call myself Babloo Mane.

Fahim note it down.

What are you laughing at?

I am getting out of here.

Acting smart huh?

Nandu even I want to become a fighter like you.

Will you take me along?

My dear midget one little smack is all it takes..

..for you to wet your pants.

And you want to fight is it?

Buzz off!

I know you are scared of me.

The day I become a good boxer nobody will pay attention to you.

You are right man.

Hello?

Yes Bhai. Right now?

Okay I'll be there. 10 minutes.

Baldy's call?

Abhishek Bachchan's call. C'mon.

Nandu beware of Baldy.

He'll make minced meat out of you and have it for dinner.

Kudroos Miyaa! The meat's just right. - Oh good.

Please serve it outside.

Is Usman Bhai there? - Yeah. Upstairs.

Isn't Nandu here yet?

Come.

No no not there sit next to me.

So One Shot I have heard you like driving fast.

Anna has to go somewhere on business.

You have to drive him there.

I drive for pleasure Bhai. Not for business.

Listen to me Usman...

Look Anna. He'll go with you today; tomorrow he'll learn something else.

That's how he'll get to know the business.

Nandu's still young. He has enough time to learn.

Listen Anna... - Keys? Car keys?

Atta boy!

Qasim! Get my parcel.

Listen hero that's just to be kept. Not to be used.

He can use it only when he keeps it right?

So hero what's the deal?

What?

The other day you were about to rap a cop...

...now Usman wants to pull you into his business.

What's up with you?

No big deal Anna. I want to be like you.

You've lost it!

There's a huge difference between you and me.

Do you get it One Shot Nandu?

In your line of work one shot means one loses the fight...

...and is out of the game.

In my line one shot means death. End of game.

Are you getting the difference?

Anyway forget it. Get out of this nasty circle.

A friend of mine runs a bar in Malad.

I've put in a word. Call him. He'll get you a job.

What's the job?

Scrubbing dishes! Are you up for it?