The Amazing World of Gumball

I just don't understand the concept!

Shouldn't we have covered everything during the school day?

Homework is like going to the bathroom

and then coming back with a doggy bag!

Fill out a form and put it in the suggestion box?

Oh. I get it.

You think I'm too lazy

to go through the administrative motions?

Well, just watch me.

Where do I file a complaint

about the suggestion box?

Please post it in the complaint box.

And where's that?

Homework complete.

He's got his homework done in 2.4 seconds

when it's gonna take us two-point-forever!

People say your school days are the best years of your life.

That's like a guy stuck in a sausage grinder

saying it's okay

when it was only his fingers caught in the machine!

What are you talking about?

Sometimes I wish I could just

go straight to the end of the process.

What, like going full sausage?

No, just be an adult already!

Yeah, but then you have to get a job...

and file your taxes, and pay your taxes,

and understand taxes...

No, I mean, I just want to skip the whole hassle of life.

You get it, right, Bobert? Computing request.

I just want to skip the whole hassle of life.

Command integrated. Terminating Gumball's life.

Could you take things any more literally?! Computing... negative.

My processor cannot take things any more literally. He didn't actually mean it.

Like, what would you do if someone asked you to give them a hand?

All right, stop!

Bobert's really dangerous.

He's a potential killing machine!

We should set him some rules.

I mean, think of the danger he represents

for himself and others... for society, for animals.

Think of the children, Darwin... the precious children.

The children!

This is just some thinly-veiled excuse

to avoid doing your homework, isn't it?

Yep. Ah! Thank goodness!

I was looking for one, too. Shall we go?

Yeah, come on, let's bounce.

Command integrated.

Okay, let's set Bobert some simple rules so he can't hurt anyone.

Bobert, as a rule you must never raise your hand against anyone.

Command integrated.

How do we know it worked?

Bobert, try to hurt Gumball.

Ow! What was that?!

Directive followed.

No hand was raised during the hurting process.

Okay, you're not allowed to raise any part of your body

to hurt anyone. Command integrated.

Good, now try to hurt Gumball.

Ah, come on, man! Directive followed.

No part of my body was raised during the hurting process. Okay.

You're not allowed to raise or lower your body to hurt anyone.

Command integrated.

Now, try to hurt Gumball. Dude, please just...

Ow! What the?!

Sorry, guys.

Bobert knocked me into last year.

Just do your thing. I'll wait this one out.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, you may not move at all to hurt anyone.

Command integrated. Perfect.

Now try and hurt Gumball. No, please!

Huh. It worked!

Ah, I knew we'd get there in the end!

What did you do?!

Directive followed.

I am emitting concentrated radioactive waves.

Well, stop! Wait!

Maybe it'll give me some kind of superpow...

Sorry, carry on. All right, how's this?

Bobert, you can never hurt anyone in any way...

or let them be hurt.

Command integrated.

Now, hurt Darwin!

There, now everyone's safe.

So? Still nothing.

He's probably microwaving some part of you

that will cause your kids to be born without skin.

Negative.

The directive prevents me from hurting anyone in any way.

Hmm, shame. Defiantly was your turn to get it in the neck.

Who could hurt such a pretty face?

Hmm!

Ha... finally!

It's not nice when you're the one getting hurt, is it?

Is it really bad?

Wait, it is really bad, isn't it?

Oh, my gosh! He's choking!

What are you doing?! I cannot let anyone get hurt.

In clearing his airways, you may bruise his spinal area.

You do it, then! Negative. I cannot hurt anyone.

Okay, no rules... just save him! Command integrated.

In what manner would you like Darwin to be saved?

It doesn't matter, just pick one!

Why on earth would you choose such an undignified method?!

I used a random algorithm in accordance to your command.

Hmm.

Okay, new rule... how about you just uphold the law.

It was created by our most brilliant minds...

so what could go wrong?

Command integrated.

Dude, I said uphold the law!

According to the law in New Mexico,

females are forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

Seriously?

I mean that is pretty funny, but seriously?

What don't you understand?

Why are you taking everything so lit...

Ah, where's he gone now?

According to the law in New Jersey,

it is illegal to slurp your soup.

In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off-key.

Drop your weapon... or I'll have to use mine!