Made For Love

Diane?

Jesus. Okay.

Okay, beautiful.

Come on. Wake up.

Let's go. I don't wanna break it

to you girls, but you're not in high school anymore.

Get off her.

Ow! Stop.

Has Diane been drinking?

Uh, no. She's a doll.

Smells like fuckin' liquor.

Well, Bangles kissed her.

I told her not to.

I don't feel good.

Okay. Let's go.

Party's over. - Aw, but I'm so hungry.

Trash my house, huh?

You make out with Diane, you want breakfast now?

It'll get me to leave.

So, uh, what are you doing today?

- Nothing. I have a fucking chip in my head.

All right.

Bangles, what's the name of the lawyer

that you were talking about last night?

Uh...Beazil Rilesneaker.

- Biff Reidelsberger? - Don't say the name!

- Why? - 'Cause he--

use the language. He can hear. - Oh, okay.

Well, he's gonna see you anyway, right?

But this guy's good. I know him.

- Byron was once sued by the U.S. government

for, um, running a monopoly on data mining, and he won.

That's what we're dealing with here.

- Yeah, and Biff was my cousin's lawyer

when he was on GHB and broke into an Applebee's

and pissed everywhere, and he got off scot-free.

Great. Great.

It's worth a shot.

Come on, I bet I know where he is today too.

Get dressed. I found a box

of your old clothes just so you--

you can stop wearing mine.

You, go home.

- That's okay, I gotta go anyways.

I gotta go pick up my kid.

He's probably wondering where I am.

- You said you didn't have a kid.

- I said I didn't have a kid with Jalapeño Dick.

Bye.

Oh!

- Perhaps watching Hazel on the VR headset

is interfering with you getting the full benefit

of the sensory cocoon.

I could just gently slide your head--

No! Bennett. Bennett.

Just take care of this.

Dr. Hodeck.

Hello, Remy.

- I didn't receive a clearance waiver

for you to enter this cube.

I made a wrong turn.

- Dr. Hodeck, that's not possible.

Gotcha!

No, I'm here for you.

Me?

Yes, Remy.

Now, forgive me if the next question

seems out of the blue, but...

are you a fan of the Optimizer?

Yeah.

I'm--I'm a huge fan.

Wait.

You like the Optimizer?

Obsessed.

- What? That's incredible.

- I've actually come into possession of something

that I think you might enjoy.

Oh, my God.

A Japanese QR code first edition.

- Mm-hmm. - Where did you--

I've been trying to get my hand on this

for over a year. - I know.

Sorry, Remy.

Right.

Zelda.

Oh.

I know why you're unhappy now.

You knew Byron put the chip in Hazel.

She's okay, you know.

She made it.

Because of you.

I'm getting you out.

Herringbone, where are you? `

- I just sent you coordinates. Come meet me now.

Okay. I am on my way.

Okay, so Dad, Dad.

Don't mention Byron's name

until he agrees to be my lawyer, okay?

- Okay, yeah. There he is.

Daddy did you dirty!

- That's the lawyer? - Yeah.

Hey, Biff.

- Well. - Hey.

If it isn't Herb the Perv.

Hm.

- Nah, I'm just kidding, man. Good to see you.

- Yeah. - Did you get that paperwork

for the will?

You have a will?

- This is my daughter. - Daughter?

You never told me you had a daughter.

Pleased to meet you.

- Oh, yeah. I'm not in the will?

She needs a divorce.

- Okay, well, it's the weekend, so I'm kinda getting...

- She's talking to some ambulance-chasing lawyer, uh...

- How about I let you play a game with me?

You can fill me in on all the dirty details

- What did you-- what are you doing, Noodle?

I mean, you don't want a divorce.

Um. Sir?

Huh?

- So sorry, but we really need you

for a product pitch meeting. - Oh, just reschedule.

No, the--ah--

the--the thing is, they need you to approve

the latest model-- - Okay, okay, fine.

I'll go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

- Oh, here, okay. Here, just--this way.

- So right there, you'll see those lines

indicate her sensory data,

which shows that she is happier this afternoon

here in the pool than she was in her tank.

Very good, Zelda.

Did you see the spike in her emotional indicators there?

Yeah, it's incredible.

Oh, absolutely.

The possibilities for animal communication

is astounding--

- No, I mean for human application.

I'm sorry, what?

We're gonna use it on people.

You just figured out how to bypass deceit, Fiffany.

This is going to change the world.

This could be the next big thing.

Look--I mean, this chip,

it was--it was made for relationships,

relationships, communication, for love.

It was made for love.

That's actually what we're gonna call it.

It's Made for Love.

Made for Love. I like that.

I am so glad I chose you, Dr. Hodeck.

We are gonna change the world.

- Byron. - Yeah?

Um, the chip.

My work is meant for communication

between different species, yes? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- Zelda, specifically, but the next step--

- I'm already ahead of you. You have to think bigger.

Not animals--this is revolutionary for humans

and humanity.

Made for Love!

Ah, Fiffany.

Ignacio. Seriously?

I thought we agreed to meet alone.

- Never trust a beautiful woman saying all the right things.

You taught me that.

So you've finally seen the light.

- Byron Gogol is a scam artist and a snake.

- And you're sure he doesn't know you're here?

No, he's distracted.

I see.

- Ignacio, I am now ready to sell you the chip.

Your hair is short.

It suits you.

Same terms from before.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, tell me why you're really here.

- I am very close to achieving full communication

with my test subject, Zelda.

Do you know how much the chip is worth?

I have a chance of getting it, but only if we act now.

- Oh, I'm enjoying this new side of you.

Y'know, I never thought you were capable of embracing...

Embracing what?

Defeat.

You have the deal.

- I gotta say, I'm at a bit of a loss here.

Uh, you say your currently unnamed rich husband has--

Yeah, right, take my case,

say that I'm your client,

and I will tell you who it is.

Well,

you gotta give me something to work with there.

I mean, did he cheat on you?

- He can't even get an orgasm. - Don't--

- That's what you told me, right?

That's what you told me. How could he cheat on you?

Damn it!