The Real Ghostbusters

Luigi, jump!

Woah!

Ghostbusters!

Yeah!

And me! And me!

And now, here's Lenny.

Oh, boy! Yum, yum, yum, yum!

You guys aren't watching this, are you?

No, Ray, we were just warming up the set for you.

Really? Gee, thanks, Peter.

Hey, Ray, we were watching that, man.

Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer's gonna be on.

Oh, great, Ray. What's this, married with static?

Ray, what are you doing?

Looking for our favorite program.

It's The Sammy K. Ferret Show.

Oh, boy! Sammy's cool.

Yummy!

And in moi new movie, Dog Tracy,

I play a character with three personalities.

- What? - Fat, stupid and ugly.

"Fat, stupid and ugly."

You really think that's funny?

Sure.

That's the classic anvil gag.

Nobody does it better than Sammy.

Somebody should do it to Sammy.

Where does this garbage come from?

It's not even listed in the guide.

I'm outta here.

Sammy K. is just too funny for me.

Same here.

Hey, come on, guys.

It's only a cartoon.

Yeah. A crazy cartoon.

Good night, Ray, Slimer.

OK, see you guys. Good night.

Yeah, good night.

You're missing a good show.

Oh, no. Now what's wrong?

What are we gonna do, Ray?

We're gonna fix it. That's what we're gonna do.

OK, spud, careful now.

Open the window.

Open.

Ray, it works! It works!

Hey!

What's going on?

Hey!

Guess my idea wasn't so hot after all, spud.

It was hot, Ray.

Too hot.

Oh, well, we'll just have to buy a brand new set tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, brand new set.

If anybody needs me, I'm on my lunch break.

Oh, no!

I can't miss Nurses and Doctors, Doctors and Nurses.

Help! Help!

Janine, what's wrong?

I saw a mouse.

Oh, is that all?

No, no, a cartoon mouse

being chased by a cartoon cat.

Here, Janine,

better call Officer Bulldog of the Cartoon Police.

But I saw them I swear.

Nothing under here, Janine.

Nothing here, either. All clear.

I don't care. I saw them.

I know I saw them.

Janine, over work and stress can play strange tricks on the mind.

Now, why don't you take the afternoon off,

relax and forget about this place?

I don't believe it!

I finally made it!

New York, the Big Apple,

city of eight million couch potatoes,

just waiting to adore me.

Egon, do you really think throwers are necessary?

Bear with me, Peter, it's merely precautionary.

Hey! Who nuked the tube?

Well, the...Actually, I did.

But not this bad.

Slimer, out in the hall, please.

There's definitely spectral activity in here

and it's not Slimer.

It's showtime!

Sammy?

But you're a cartoon.

Yeah!

Not anymore, kiddo.

Now I'm for real. Ha-ha!

So are these.

Don't hurt Sammy!

Slimer, move. He's a ghost.

But a very funny ghost.

Yeah, funny.

He's funny looking, I'll give him that.

And I'll give you this.

I got him. I got him.

All right, you little...

Surprise!

Save it, ferret-face.

These cheap cartoon tricks don't...

Peter, duck!

Yo, Ray!

Oh, no you don't, Sammy.

I'm onto your whipped cream gag.

Yeah, I love whipped cream.

Hey!

Hit the deck!

That's not whipped cream.

I was afraid of this.

The longer Sammy remains in our world

the more real, and more dangerous

his cartoon creations become.

But I don't get it.

Sammy used to be so funny.

Yeah, funny.

I'm afraid the fun's over, Ray.

Sammy is a deadly menace to the entire city.

No sign of the little runt anywhere.

There's a million hiding places in this town, we'll never find him.

On the contrary.

Sammy should be easy to locate.

We just have to follow his trail.

Shoo, scat, go away.

Yeah.

Boing, boing, boing.

All right, this is humiliating enough.

Do you have to go "boing"?

Unreal!

No, very real, Ray.

And it's spreading like an epidemic

wherever Sammy goes.

Oh, man, now what's the problem?

Hey, check out the traffic signals.

Yeah, I'm telling you, it's my turn to be red.

No way, my turn.

I was green all yesterday and I look lousy in green.

Psychs!

I do such good work, don't I?

Gotta zip.

Man, do I hate that little spook!

Guys!

Ray, what's going on?

I...I...

Hey!

I'm...I'm a toon.

Guys, look what Sammy did.

You gotta help me.

I'm gonna get that little rat.