Nhung Co Vo Hanh Dong (Những Cô Vợ Hành Động)

Oh!

Darling!

Darling!

Honey, I have to pee!

Bitch!

Do you like ice cream?

Tung, give me my laptop back!

Eat, eat.

I want to pee, I don't want to eat ice cream!

JEALOUS & FURIOUS

-Cheers! -Cheers!

It's been a while since we've had such a good time.

As long as you don't immerse yourself in your work,

I promise to take you out every week.

I promise.

Of the three wives, you are the most bad-tempered.

Can you be more sweet-tempered?

You too! Beware of your behavior!

Beware what? If you were more sweet-tempered,

I would change my ways.

Come on, today is a good day,

-don't be jealous anymore. -Just promise him.

You too. Stop your jealousy!

I will bring you here every week if you stop being jealous.

-Really? -Of course.

Our families must be so happy together

so we might have a party like this every weekend.

-Could we? -Yep!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Why do you laugh?

It tickles.

This tickle is a real tickle.

No kidding!

A gentle back massage for you.

How relaxing!

Like it, right?

But now I like something else.

Come on, I'm not a love slave.

We've just finished making out.

I'm extremely exhausted!

Getting horny again!

I'm hungry, actually. Buy me food right now!

Why now? Let's eat together later.

A 45-minute massage makes me worn out.

I have no stomach for food.

I'm gonna sleep though.

Hey! That hurt!

Fucking right now!

-Hey! -What?

Look over there.

Men these days don't have feelings for women any more.

Who said that?

What the hell?

I just have a question.

A question?

How much?

What an awkward question!

500,000 VND?

What? 500,000 Dong?

Five million VND for each of us.

You can afford this resort but haggle at that price.

Not funny at all!

Jesus, you spoke as if you two could screw around all night.

Sounds like pigs mating! He's as fat as a pig for real.

Darling,

I was going to buy snacks for you,

and accidentally fell into the pool.

I'm going to buy now, okay?

Poor me!

How dare you!

Fucking asshole, someone who drinks will drink again!

Why are you taking me out today?

Sometimes we should bond with each other like this.

You sweet talker!

Hello, mom?

Have you received the gift I sent yet?

You've received it already?

Is dad home with you?

Oh.

Well, I'm going out with my husband now.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye, mom.

-Honey! -What?

My stomach hurts.

Your stomach?

Here!

-My shoe got lost somewhere. -Which shoe?

The red shoe I'm wearing. There's only one left.

Damn it!

Did you just put on one shoe?

How on earth can I have one shoe on?

Get out of the way!

Get out what? The shoe can't disappear by itself!

Or you leave it in someone else's car?

Are you insane? Why do you think I would do that?

Hey, don't fart in my car!

How frustrating!

What?

My God, your face is bleeding.

Let me call an ambulance, it's too dangerous.

Change into this gown later.

Ready?

Hey!

Hey! Where are you going?

Get my beer back!

No. Get rid of it!

Beer is nothing!

If you are unfaithful, your wife will kill you!

Wife all the time! We will hang out until dawn.

Absolutely yes!

Stop it!

Stop fucking!

I think I heard your husband's voice somewhere.

I am single!

What? His voice is here!

That's right, my voice!

So…

Last night, you and I…

Last night you were wild.

I love it. Fancy another one?

Honey!

I've gone too far.

What's wrong? You had perfect skills like that.

I wanna die!

If I were a traffic light,

I would turn red forever to stop you going.

But what if I run a red light?

No way! Aren't you afraid of serious consequences?

Wow, you're scared? Interesting.

Why not? If we wanna play, we must be careful.

Cutie!

-See you later. -Yes.

You were great last night.

You were, too.

Just have something good for your health!

I know. You totally wore me out last night.

Love you!

My Goddess! I'll probably divorce my husband to have him.

Each of you must be killed!

I'll stab you to death!

If I were a ghost, I would haunt you for life!

What should we do?

I couldn't use going touring as an excuse anymore.

What should we do, Tung?

Take it easy!

-My God! -What are you doing?

My cutie pie, what's the matter with you?

What happened?

Gosh!

My goodness!

Quy!

How silly you are!

Hey, my head!

My honey!

I don't know what you did last night.

But my husband was beaten, and you are still safe and sound.

Calm down! It's all because of… him.

He went to the restaurant and ordered fried chicken wings.

Then he asked the waiter not to serve chili sauce or ketchup

as he would take blood of the gang sitting nearby to make alternative sauces.

It's true! The atmosphere was very tense.

We were crowded by dozens of them frightening us to death.

We had to calm them down and say we were joking.

They didn't care at all so a fight broke out.

Fortunately, Tung and I ran away.

But your chubby husband couldn't run fast, he ended up like this.

When Dat got beaten last night,

why did you not take him to the hospital,

but rather wait until now to bring him home?

That's right! Where was your phone?

Why not use the phone?

Well, we really wanted to call you.

Unfortunately the battery ran out.

Out of battery?

Hey Dat, on the way back,

you charged your phone in the car, didn't you ?

Yes, but when I did,

I realized I'd be home soon so I didn't call you.

You're home already, who is still calling you?

Forget it! We're chatting at the moment.

Pick it up!

Turn on the speakerphone, please.

Hello!

Hello! You are Dat who is handsome and cute?

Yes, it's me.

It's really not wrong at all.

Hi, I am calling from the insurance company.

We have a special offer for our customers.

May I invite you to join?

Well, I will need this for the next few months.

This month I have no need, I just broke my head.

Best regards and bye, see you later.

When I received a phone call,

I had to put the phone on speaker for all the family to hear.

Don't do that anymore, my darling! You doubt me all the time.

I told you, you have to believe me.

If nothing else had happened last night,

we could have come home very soon.

We all want to go home, for sure.

But the gangsters were chasing us to beat Thai and me up,