The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please! Quiet, please, please, please, please?

Ladies and Gentlemen,I need your attention ,all eyes on me! I need quiet.

Now...

Now I've called you all here because...

I hope there will be no more disturbances.

Mom! Zack stole my allowance!

I did not steal, I told you I was gonna take it.

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

- Yes I did! - Guys,guys!

Now,I have some disturbing news that concerns all of you.

If it's about the person who accidentally sat on the box of candy.

And then ate it, she's really, really sorry.

Um, if this isn't about me, could we make it about me?

'Cause otherwise, me is going.

No,what it's about is Mr. Tipton has chosen this hotel as the backdrop for his new commercial.

Ohh!!

I know it's terribly inconvenient.

And to make matters worse, all employees will be asked to prepare an audition.

Now, I realize it's the last thing we all want to do but we must make

Oh, my word! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh,I think they took that rather well.

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody S1E25 Commercial Breaks

This is great!This is our chance to get on tv!

Yeah.I always thought you'd be on tv. I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs.

You mean as a magician?

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, man!This line must stretch all the way to the ballroom.

With all these people,we're never gonna get picked.

Well you won't but when I become a star, you can be one of my peeps.

Not the main peep.Maybe a backup peep.

But...

Not a peep out of you.

Zack remember,rejection is a big part of show business.

You have to persevere, which includes standing in line with a million

other people who share the same dream.

You're right, Mom.

So hold our place in line and call us once you get to the front.

Yeah, now you're dreaming! You're gonna wait right here.

Actually,you're gonna wait back there.

Oh,man! - Oh,man! - Oh,man!

A cappella!

Ta-da!

Congratulations.

I've seen a lot of lousy acts today but yours is the first to make me actually fear for my life.

Well, that was nothin'.

You're right.

Wait until you see me...Juggle! Ha ha!

* Dun dun duuun...! *

Alright.

* Yippie kii-ay *

* I'm a happy cowboy today *

Yeah!

It, worked!

But you never will. Now, vamoose.

Fine. Then I'd like my rope back.

Yaaahhh!

Take it aways,Dudley.

Isn't he amazing?

That's you! Making that tippy-tappy sounds.

Aren't I amazing?

Next!

I can't believe it!

I know that director I once had a date with him.

Remember to mention we're your kids.

He hates me.

And your name was?

So the date didn't go well?

Let's put it this way,I crawled out of the bathroom window before the salad arrived.

I can't go out there!

I can. He doesn't hate me.

Wait until he sees your act.

Next!

Who and what are you?

I am the great Codinski.

Here's my salute to spring.

Next!

You sir,are no friend of the dance.

This is encouraging at least she's got some professional experience.

No plates or poultry. Demina, cross my fingers for me.

* I saw your face *

* Now I'm on the verge of romance *

* And I've been lookin' for a while, let me tell you *

* It's gone from my head to my feet *

* Now I'm startin' to dance *

* I can feel it,can you feel it you're my fellow... *

Stop! I'd know those legs anywhere.

Last time I saw them, they were on their way to the ladies room.

So you remember me.

Let's put it this way. Next!

Hey! I kicked you out.

Don't think just 'cause you changed your clothes I won't recognize you.

No, you kicked my brother out.

And I don't blame you he's a speed bump on the road of entertainment.

Nice try!

No, no! Really, we're twins.

Please. Do you think I was born yesterday?

Not with those wrinkles.

* Dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun *

Next!

Next!

I hate spotlights.

So do I.

Now, 1 and um 2...

Wait a minute.I worked really hard on this.

and 3 and 4...

You had your chance, sister. Now make way for a real singer.

...5,6,7,8...

Hold it!I am going to sing,you're going to like it and you are going to get out of here!

And now enjoy the song stylings of Maddie Fitzpatrick.

* In my dreams I can see you, shoo bop bop *

* Your eyes are like the stars and shine so bright *

* When I wake in the mornin' *

* Shoo bop bop *

* Everything just feel so right *

* Shoo bop *

- * Shoo bop * - * Shoo bop *

* Shoo bop *

- * Shoo bop bop * - * Shoo bop bop *

Why don't you, shoo bop bop out of my life?!

Next!

Hi!

Hi.

I'm gonna sing and dance.

At the same time.

And I'll try to watch and hold down my lunch, at the same time.

* I'm a girl kind of girl *

* I love bracelets and rings *

* Diamonds and rubies *

* And all of those things *

* Because spring *

* Is my favorite thing *

* We're not talkin' zirconium *

* Spring is my favorite thing *

Sto-opp! Stop!

Bring back the chicken.

Why on earth should I put you in my commercial?

Because my Daddy owns this hotel and signs your check.

Brilliant! You...are hired!

Ok, people!I need all the dancers playing guests to line up, please!

Very tall guest, further right.

That's us,move!

Sorry,I'm so tall it takes a while for it to get from my brain down to my feet.

It's not fair!How come your face gets to be in the commercial?

Your face is my face,besides your feet are in the commercial and you don't hear me complainin'.

Speaking of feet. Don't you ever change your shocks?

Ok people,it is, step, step, kick and turn. All right? Very simple. Your turn.

5, 6, 7, 8! Step, step, kick and turn.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Ohhh!

I told you...I told you we were twins.

Hmm, double the stink!

It was his socks!

Boys, isn't it bad enough that I have to put up with these commercial people disrupting my hotel?

Now, behave or I'll have your Mother take you to your room.

Guys, you're embarrassing me!

You're embarrassing you. You're dancing luggage.

Ok people, let's take it from the top. And make it good. Mr. Tipton is watching.

He is? From where?

From his private jet.He's getting the feed from that camera right over there.

Hello, Mr. Tipton!

Alright people, places!

Playback!

Action!

* Welcome to the Tipton *

* Where everything is sweet *

* Try joining us for dinner *

* May we offer you a seat? *

* Come and stay at the Tipton *

* The Tipton keeps you on top *

Whoa! Whoa!

Is it just me or are your ears bleeding?

What,oh,we're gonna dub the voice.

* Beacuse you're the... *

Whoa!

Ahh!

Who's going to dub her feet?

London? Sweetie?

You are doing great!

Thanks!

If this were a bowling alley.

But remember,I told you to go to your left?

I did go to my left.

Then go to your other left.

This food is only for the crew. Have you guys been eating it?

- No. - No.