Nip/Tuck - Fifth Season

Previously on nip/tuck...

You really should lock up your firearms and not leave them in a bedside table drawer,

you stupid bitch.

We're still married?

We're still married.

And we have 3 beautiful children.

Everything is just.

perfect.

I can't walk.

It hard.

So is stage 2 breast cancer.

What does breast cancer have to do with anything?

I have it.

Don't fight it.

It's less painful that way.

Liz?

Yeah?

Can you stay a while?

Just until I fall asleep.

You and Dr. Christian troy had sexual intercourse.

You and liz had sex?

Yeah,so?

Lizzie was there for me.

She spread her legs and made me feel good.

You were awake?

Got my mojo back.

I knew that you weren't sleeping,and I faked my orgasm,and you are a lousy lay!

Oh,come on,I have an image to protect.

I'm sorry,I have no idea who you are.

I'm a goddamn icon.

Tell him who I am.

Candy richards?

Damn straight.

Tell us what you don't like about yourself now,ms.Richards.

Oh,I don't go by candy richards no more.

That name was given to me by a white man.

My name is coco.

I'm an african american,

and I've been passing as a honky white cracker for my entire life.

What?

Yeah,my agent maury gave me this thing for christmas.

It was like a genetics D.N.A.Gift set.

I found out that I'm african in nature.

All my life I've wondered why my career isn't bigger.

Is it because I'm too beautiful?

Or is it because I'm too smart?

Not talented?

I thought that,too,but now it all makes sense.

I love billy ocean,I love chicken and waffles,

and always I've been one of those people

that i always know deep in my heart that O.J.Was innocent.

I'm a black daughter of slavery with...with blood from the zulu nation.

Well,you still haven't told us why you're here.

I want some african american features.

I have the chest,you know,which is,proof of my heritage.

What I want is a big,fat,round beyonce ass.

And i need it fast because my hip-hop album's gonna drop soon,

and i need to get some more junk in the trunk before I do my big video.

Ms.Richards... Coco!

Coco,this is insane.

All right,it has nothing to do with affirming your african american heritage.

You're doing it to become a star.

Pitita potato,french fry.

Look,what you're asking for is one step away

from putting shoe polish on your face and singing mami.

It's highly offensive.

You know,you guys,you do ass implants,you do collagen injections,

but yet you guys would like to send me to the back of the bus

when I don't want to have your white version of beauty.

Shame on you.

What's the harm,really?

Oh,I can tell you what the harm is.

The harm is me not achieving my destiny.

I want my goddamn reparations.

We have an opening thursday morning.

All right.

Nip/Tuck Season5 Episode17 "Roxy St. James"

It's a breast cancer support group.

"Join us as we learn to embrace our new bodies,

love them as they are now,not as we wish them to be."

It'll be good for you to be around people who are going through what you're going through.

One-titted soccer moms.

Thanks,buddy boy,but it's not for me.

Seriously,you need to do something to deal with your fear about all this.

I'm not scared,I'm angry.

Same thing.

All right,maybe I'll take a look at it.

Sean.

Liz.

It's chilly in here.

This is why I don't have sex with friends.

I'd rather bang somebody I don't like.

I lied.

I came.

You were right,I had an orgasm.

I had a big,fat,juicy,bone rattling orgasm.

Happy?

Yeah.

You know,I wasn't even trying.

You don't get it,do you?

When I was 21,I discovered i was a lesbian.

It was my independence day.

I finally understood who I was supposed to be.

Now,you decide to get your rocks off one night and I don't know up from down.

Christ.

You in love with me?

What?

No.

This is larger than your ego, Christian.

I have spent 20 years dreaming of finding the woman who would share my life with me.

And now?

Now?

I don't know if a woman could satisfy me.

No one ever has,not like that.

You know,you're over thinking this.

My cock has mystical powers,that's all.

It'll pass.

It'll pass?

I can't sleep.

I'm distracted.

I caught myself checking out a...a muscle magazine at a newsstand.

You know what we need to do?

We need to have sex again.

Oh,I would rather die.

Me,too,but we need to know if this is a one time thing.

If you don't have a seismic event again,

then you'll know you were destined to clap clams for the rest of your life.

You know,most people who have had traumatic life experiences,

they gain sensitivity,but no,not you.

I know your destiny, Christian.

You are destined to die alone.

Anything else?

Uh,my eyes.

I've got these awful bags now.

That's because you haven't slept,honey.

You just need to rest.

Oh,and my lips.

They're so thin and pale.

And that's because of your diet,even you said so.

I look like I've aged 10 years in the last 6 months,and I know you can tell.

Between taking care of you and watching eden move to europe to do those awful movies,I just.

don't feel like myself anymore.

I...i want to look younger,more hopeful.

Like I did when we met.

Can you please tell her how ridiculous she's being?

She doesn't need all this work done.

And what about the risks involved?

As I recall,she's quite up on the adverse effects of western medicine.

Specifically its crude approach vs.Your eastern techniques.

Was that about what you said?

I'm curious to know why you're so open to it now.

Well,it saved julia's life.

How can I still deny the benefits?

Did we talk about liposuction for my thighs?

I'll be in the waiting room.

You two seem.

very happy together.

Yeah,in a weird way,with everything that's happened,it's somehow brought us closer.

I can't imagine being without her now.

And with all of this work,it'll give us a fresh start.

That's kind of what new york's about,too.

New york?

I accepted a position at nyu's teaching hospital.

We're moving back in 3 weeks.

When were you gonna tell me?

New york?

You're planning to leave in 3 weeks and take connor and annie with you?

She wasn't supposed to tell you.

How long were you going to hide it from me?

This from a man who fooled everyone into thinking he was a cripple?

Why are you so upset,Sean?

It's not like anything's changed between us.

Yeah.

You're right.

Nothing ever changed for me,julia.

I still love you.

I hate not being with you and our family.

That's why I said those things to you in the hospital.

Sean,stop it,please.

No,I won't stop.

Not till we're together again.

Sean,were you able to fit me in?

I never thought I'd be scared of a dressing room at loehmann'S.

I just felt everyone staring.

First I thought it was all in my head,

but then i noticed my pretend breast had traveled up to my shoulder.

It looked like a corsage.

I was so humiliated.

It helps to know that I'm not alone.

We're all here for you,lauren.

Acceptance is part of the grieving process.

You've had a loss.

But what if you're not the one having trouble accepting?

I mean,I just always thought that jack and I could get through anything,

but ever since he's seen my scar,he won't even touch me.

Son a bitch.

Give him time.

I mean,my husband freaked at first.

And now he actually finds the scar kind of sexy.

He's lying.