Drawn Together

I like to follow the rules.

I think tolerance is cool.

Yeah, familiness!

And cleanliness!

I love my chastity.

E. No goofin' round for m

I like cars and girls!

I like to sleep on my stomach.

And i'm also in this song.

Hey, guys! Look what grandpa taught me.

Ugh!

Cool! Just like wacky wall walkers!

Hey, spanky, let's race.

I don't know. That seems unsanitary.

Foxxy, how about you?

A'ight, but i'm real shy.

So won't you please pretend i'm the genocide in sudan

And turn your head?

What's a genocide?

How should i know? I'm just a baby.

Attica! Attica!

Stop at once!

I'm telling mommy.

You're such a tattletale, you adopted homo!

I was not adopted!

Children, are you being naughty?

Uh-Uh. Nuh-Uh.

Why don't you ever pick us up, mommy?

Uhh! Ugh!

They threw their diapers against the wall.

You should punish them with severe force.

Then maybe they will love you like i do.

Oh, god. I love you so much.

Remember, kids, lying is wrong.

. All: we're sorry, mommy

Kids, this is charlotte, your baby-Sitter.

Hi,drawn togetherbabies.

Now, you be good little boys and girls--

And one adopted homo--

While mommy and daddy are at court-Ordered therapy.

Man: sweetie, i don't want to be late,

So could you move your fat ass?

Shut the hell up, you drunken, unemployed bastard!

You're gonna wake up sid!

Uh, mrs. Baby-Sitter, do you want to play with us and our imag--

Listen up, you little bastards!

My boyfriend chad huffington,

Heir to the huffington pants fortune, is coming over,

So you assholes better shut the hell up

And stay in your fucking rooms.

Y don't worry, ma'am. I'll patrol the hallwa

And make sure theystay put.

Spoken like a true ass-Kissing adopted homo.

This baby-Sitter's even worse than the one

Who liked to tickle us with her cigarette.

Aww. I'm not ready to go to bed.

Me neither!

Guys, we don't have to go to bed.

I got a plan.

Now, let's go over the plan.

Xandir.

Captain hero is patrolling these hallways.

At precisely 9:16, when he turns down this corridor,

I'll signal you by shouting like some slutty cheerleader

When i give her the shocker!

Good. And clara?

To make the baby-Sitter come,

I'll cry even louder than daddy

After he found out about black daddy.

And i'll trigger the trap. And walter saget?

I'll knock her in the closet after she falls in.

Guys, this won't work. The truck is not lined up with the closet--

All: and break!

Ooh, shocker! Ohh!

The pinky action iswhat makes it so unique!

Oh, my god!

Mrs. Drawn together, you whore!

And, tyrone, i paid you to kill her, not fuck her!

Hey, dickwads, i thought i told you to--

Whoa!

When captain hero finds out about this,

He's gonna tell mommy and daddy.

We're going to be in so much trouble!

I can't go back to the timeout room!

I won't go back!

No!

Now, y'all, we gotta stay calm!

Let's not act like we never done this before.

Oh, my god! Who's that?

D, it must be the baby-Sitter's boyfrien

Chad huffington.

Heir to the huffington pants fortune?

The same.

What are we gonna do?

Both: i got a plan!

I had a plan first.

No, i said i had a plan first!

Well, both of you seem equally qualified,

But i say we listen to foxxy,

Since black people deserve a helping hand.

And that is how princess clara learned to hate the coloreds.

Ok, here's what we gonna do.

We gonna take care of the body.

You guys get rid of chad.

D. Not the african country. The baby-Sitter's boyfrien

All: aww.

Charlotte? Are you there, charlotte?

It's me, chad huffington,

Heir to the huffington pants fortune.

i'm right here, baby. Keep your pants on.

Ha ha ha.

Darling! Wherever have you been?

He wants to know where we've been. What do i tell him?

Tell him we went to get a haircut.

Don't you think he'd notice if she got a haircut?

Hurry up! You're so heavy. Just say something!

Where was i, you ask?

Why, i was making boom-Boom.

Oh. Well, you look smashing!

And i love what you've done with your feet.

Uh-Oh!

Um, why don't we sit down on the couch, mr. Huffington?

Oh, so clumsy of me. Excuse me.

Oh, charlotte...

Eww! Grown-Up yuck mouth!

Oh, charlotte, i know what this is about.

You still want me to tell my parents about you.

Ok...

Well, you're right. It's time, baby.

Let's tell my parentseverything.

Ok...

Ooh, what was that?

Let's do it, chad.

The 5 of us should have a talk with your parents.

Great!

You know what'd go smashing with that trench coat?

Pants!

Pants--They're not jus t for chimps anymore.

We're almost home free.

Where do you think you're going?

And what do we have in that chest?

Captain hero, wait!

Oh, please don't look. I's so embarrassed.

Oh, you've got nothing to be embarrassed about.

You're body is kickin' ’’, dawg.

If you like that taste of chocolate,

I could give you a tour of the whole factory.

Ohh!

Ohh! Whoa!

And that is how foxxy love became awhore.

Hero, we gonna be running along now.

Later!

Hey, look at that! My pee-Pee bone is back.

Oh, chad, that tramp is clearly after your money!

But, mother, this is the woman i love.

Man: love? Ha!

You don't even kno w what love is.

Shut your mouth, my rebellious brother chase!

And would you put on some pants, for god sake?

Pants? Ha!

I don't even know what pants is.

Chad, no son of mine will be involved with trash.

Either end this right now, or you're no longer

Heir to the huffington pants fortune.

So be it.

Oh, chad, what are you doing?

What we have is worth much more than money.

Charlotte, will you marry me?

Will you excuse us for just a moment?

We'll have a spring wedding with garlands.

Oh, this is so romantic.

What? Are you people insane?

We're 4 babies in a trench coat.

We have to get out of here!

We murdered someone today!

Ling-Ling's right.

We can't give up on our one chance at true love.

Oh, chad, of course i'll marry you.

Like a retard swimming at the y.,

It's time to dump in the pool.

Push!

Won't mommy and daddy see the body in the pool?

Ohh, the vacuum will take care of that.

And besides, mommy and daddy haven't gone swimming

Since the pool's been integrated.

Aww, crap! Her hand is stuck!