The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

I don't know what I should have for lunch.

What are you having?

Meat loaf and apple pie.

Which one's which?

I have no idea.

Well, I see we got the same lunch.

Macaroni and cheese and chicken soup.

That's macaroni and cheese?

I thought it was a cookie.

The food here stinks.

No wonder the daily special's the heimlich maneuver.

Someone should do something about it.

Attention, students. Just a reminder

Just a reminder that school elections are in 3 weeks.

So, show your spirit. Run for something.

Also, to the person who stole my pants,

Could you please return them?

No questions asked.

That's what I'm gonna do.

You're going to return that guy's pants?

No. I'm going to run for school president.

So I can make a difference.

Starting with this meat loaf.

That's not meat loaf. That's a brownie.

I'm going to the school office to sign up.

Hey, do me a favor.

While you're there,

Would you return that guy's pants?

Here I am in your life

Here you are in mine

Yes, we have a suite life

Most of the time

You and me, we got the world to see

So come on down

Just me and you know what to do

So come on down

It's you and me and me and you

We got the whole place to ourselves

You and me, we got it all for free

So come on down

This is the suite life

We've got a suite life

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S02E07 Election

Guess what, mom.

This will soon be the presidential suite.

Is Moseby kicking us out?

No. I'm going to run for school president.

That's wonderful news.

Eh.

I am very proud of you,

And I'm rooting for you to win.

Zack, maybe you should run for something.

Like treasurer. You like money.

Who wants to go

To boring student council meetings?

Even if one of those boring meetings

Is in...hawaii?

Hawaii?

That's right.

It's turn out this year's convention

Of middle school presidents is on Maui.

- Wowee. - Wowee.

Mom, I've just decided to run for school president.

Well, this should go smoothly.

You can't be the president of the school.

You don't even know where it is.

Do so.

It's the last stop on the bus.

And when I get off that bus,

I'm gonna kick your butt in the election.

Will not.

You're all flash.

You're no substance.

People will see right through you.

Right, mom?

Mom's on my side now.

Right, mommy?

I'm on both your sides.

Hey, that's a cop out.

Yes, it is. Have some cake.

Ok, here we go.

Now the elevator will run more efficiently.

Why the sudden interest in efficiency?

Well, it's not because Irv Weldon made the cover

Of hotel engineering quarterly, I can tell you that.

The most efficient man in the hotel business.

I'm gonna soup this baby up

So it goes 200 percent faster.

I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

Arwin?

Heads up.

Oh, great.

I knocked the lights out.

Oh, they're on.

Maddie, I need your help.

I'm running for school president.

Congratulations. What's your platform?

Vote for Zack.

That's your slogan.

Your platform covers the issues

That matter to you.

What do you care about?

I care about people who vote for Zack.

I, on the other hand, am running

Because I actually care about the school.

Zack's only goal is to go to hawaii.

No. That's my main goal.

My other goal is to impress the babes

With my power.

A campaign should be centered around ideas.

That's how you get votes.

No, it isn't.

You get votes the same way you get shoes.

You buy them.

Not true.

People want a candidate

Who best reflects their views.

And who will put those views in action.

Oh, Maddie...

Dear, sweet, nave, Maddie.

That's naive.

You bet it is.

I like what I'm hearing here, London.

I should've gone to you for advice.

About politics?

Please, she thinks debate

Is what you use to catch "Da fish."

Oh, yeah?

You want my help and my cash,

You got it.

Well, how about I help you with your campaign?

We'll prove that people care about the issues.

Well, we'll prove the only thing people care about

Is a winning smile and great hair.

Both of which I have.

I have your hair and your smile.

Yeah. But on me, it works.

Come on, Cody. Let's talk strategy.

Come on, Zack. Let's talk outfits.

Vote for Cody.

Here you go, Bob.

What's this?

It's my platform.

The list of things I want to do as president.

Oh, do I have to read it?

Well, you do if you

Want to be an informed voter.

The least you could do is recycle.

That's number three.

Watch it, watch it.

Cody, move it.

What is this?

It's a poster of our future president.

I thought you were voting for me.

Oh, I was, but Zack promised

I could be an ambassador.

To where?

Who cares. I get a jacket.

What other stupid promises is he making?

Whoo, ice cream.

Ok. Now he's gone too far.

Zack Zack, he loves his peops

Cody just puts you to sleep

Go, Zack!

A vote for Zack martin

Is a vote for happiness.

Now you're promising happiness

Hey, hey, hey.

Get your own campaign vehicle.

Nice to meet you.

Who wouldn't be happy

With free ice cream and a skate park?

Yeah.

Skate park?

We should be putting school money

Towards important things

Like funding for science and art supplies.

I'm all for helping out with the arts.

Whoa...

Super models!

Vote for me,

And there'll be a super model

In every art class.

Male ones, too.

I plan to introduce legislation

To give students an extra 2 minutes

To get to and from classes.

That's cute, Cody.

Ooh, are you voting for me?

No. Zack promised when he's elected president,

He's going to make me his queen.

Hey.

Yeah?

Ambassador? Queen?

Who's going to be your court jester?

Back out now

And the job is yours, clown boy.

Nice to meet you.

Hope you guys vote for me.

Mr. Moseby.