The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Oh, that was a great evening.

Yeah. Who knew you could dance?

Nobody. It was a surprise to me, too.

Ok, shh.

I don't wanna wake 'em up.

Ok.

Hahh! Ohh!

Carey marie martin, do you know what time it is?

I believe we agreed that you'd be home by 11:00.

Boy, your parents are strict.

Yeah. Well, I believe we also agreed that you'd be in bed by 10:00.

Who could sleep with the worry?

My bad, guys. Sorry.

Just see that it doesn't happen again.

We're watching you.

So am I.

Ok, gross.

Heh. Harvey, thank you for getting her home safely.

Good night.

Oh. Uh...

Well, I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow, then.

Sounds good. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

As for you, young lady,

You're gonna go straight to your room.

This is my room.

Well, then, you will stay right here,

And we will go straight to our room.

Humph. Humph.

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No, no, no! No, no! Girls! Girls!

When you spike the ball, aim for the gut.

I don't know.

You can feel guilty about it later.

Oh. Right. Spike, then guilt.

I got it.

Eww.

Ooh.

Hi.

I'm london.

I know.

You almost ran me over with your limo.

I did? Uh, maybe this will jog your memory.

Oh, yeah. Heh heh.

Oh, no. Please tell me

London doesn't want to be on our team.

london doesn't wanna be on our team.

Really?

I have no idea.

I just like people to be happy.

Good news.

London is joining our volleyball team.

I must have missed the good news part.

Girls, one of the greatest gifts you can give is the gift of inclusion.

so include her.

Yes, sister.

London, show us what you've got.

Ok. I bought this at gold galore

And this at diamond galore and this at galore galore.

great great!

Come on, men. Let's put limo girl through her paces.

London, you serve.

Oh! Sis.

Ow!

sister rose, maddie was in my way.

not if you hit it over the net.

You're nuts.

Madeline, that is no way to talk to a customer.

I apologize, sir.

You know the youth today-- very angry.

Your macadamia nuts.

I knew that.

This is harvey. He's dating carey.

Splendid.

Oh, harvey, do I hear wedding bells on the horizon?

Well, I-- oh, how I will miss those little tykes.

You are planning on taking them away?

Because I can't miss them if they're still here.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

Ohh, why not? Jumping is fun.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes, jump with me, harvey.

Jump. Heh heh heh heh.

I would, but I don't wanna look foolish.

Uh, ahem. Of course not.

Ohh! I think I've frightened him.

Actually, sir, hmm?

You frighten all of us.

Good.

Hey, maddie.

Hey, guys. You just missed harvey.

Seems like he and your mom are getting pretty serious.

I am so happy for mom.

I don't think harvey's right for mom.

And you're just happy because he's rich.

N-no. I--I think he is a kind, caring man,

Who happens to have a mansion with 5 bathrooms.

We could all go at once and still have one toilet left over.

timeout!

I hate this. We're getting creamed again.

Girls, you represent our lady of perpetual sorrow,

So no sad faces!

London.

What?! Is the game over? Can I go shopping now?

No. Get in the game.

Are you sure that's such a good idea?

It's like my dear friend rabbi nemitz says.

"it can't hurt."

London, put down that phone unless you are talking to the president.

Actually, it's my hairdresser,

And he's much harder to get ahold of.

So you're london tipton?

Heh. Why, yes, I am.

No pictures, please.

No problem. I've just always wanted to meet

The dumbest heiress in boston.

What'd you say?

was I speaking too fast?

did I hit it too hard?

Game point.

My ball.

[whistle blows, horn blows]

London, you did it!

London, that was miraculous.

What has gotten into you?

You can make me fly coach,

You can make me eat day-old lobster,

But call me dumb, and you'll fell my rash!

You mean wrath. That, too.

Look out!

It's not my fault we have a refrigerator

The size of r2-d2.

Well, when mom marries harvey,

We'll each have our own personal refrigerators.

I think I'll name mine...

Dolores.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there.

Let's grab ahold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?

Mom is not going to marry harvey.

And how do you know?

I've set some wheels in motion.

Cody, I got your call.

What's the emergency, and who's hurt?

It's mom. What's wrong with her?

She's getting serious about this guy,

And I need you to stop it.

That's the emergency?

I took a bus, 2 planes, and a roller coaster to get here.

A roller coaster?

Aw, there was a layover,

And the airport was near an amusement park.

2 loops, upside down, then it goes backwards!

Whoo! I am still dizzy! Huh?

Aw, sweet!

Dad, focus.

This guy is all wrong for mom.

He's a lawyer named harvey.

A lawyer?

Wow. I always thought mom would end up with the artistic type,

You know, funny, free-spirited,

Incredibly handsome. Heh heh. Like me.

Oh, yeah, 'cause that worked out so well the first time.

Kurt. What are you doing here?

Uh...

Uh, can't a man visit his children?

Sure, if that man calls first.

Look, I'm sorry. I don't mean to sound rude,

But my boy-- ish friend

Is coming over for dinner soon.

Great. What are we having?

Apparently 4 chicken breasts on 5 plates.

Huddle up, men!

Ok, we are gonna stomp these losers right into the ground.

Let us pray.

Lord, please help us stomp these losers into the ground. Amen.

Amen. Amen.

1, 2, 3, break!

hey, babe,

This is for you.

thanks.

"dear london, wanna have dinner?

Ox, ox, ox."

No, actually, those are os and xs.

You know, like hugs and kisses.

Oh!

Oxs to you, too, sweetie.

London, what is wrong?

I'm in love. What could be wrong?