Chespirito: Not Really on Purpose (Chespirito: Sin querer queriendo)

Based on real events from the autobiography

of Roberto Gómez Bolaños.

Some characters and events are fictional.

-(WHISPERS) Look out. -(KIDS WHIMPERING)

-(ALL EXCLAIM IN DISGUST) -No.

Oh, wow.

ROBERTO GÓMEZ BOLAÑOS: Calm down, calm down.

-(GROANS) -GRACIELA FERNÁNDEZ: Oh, wow.

Wait a sec, wait a sec. Don't get your feathers ruffled!

Don't get your reathers fluffed.

-(GRACIELA GROANS) -(ALL CHUCKLE)

-The spider. Mm.

-(ROBERTO GROANS) -Be careful.

-(KIDS GROANING) -(ROBERTO GRUNTING NERVOUSLY)

1968, Mexico city.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Run, run, Marcos. Run, run.

-Wow, okay, there it is. Huh? -(GRACIELA GROANS)

You weren’t counting on my cunningness!

-(THUDDING IN DISTANCE) -(GASPS)

-(GLASS SHATTERING) -(ALL SCREAMING)

-(GASPS) -(KIDS SCREAMING)

What was that?

Go to your room and find the spider.

-Hurry, hurry! -(KIDS GROANING)

Disgusting. -Go with them.

Did you hear that? Why us?

It was so scary. It was horrible!

I don't want to look for it.

It's okay.

If we stick together, it'll be fine.

Hey, who’s out there?

Hey!

Is anybody out there?

(SHOUTS) Hey! -(BANGING ON WINDOW)

-(GATE CREAKS) Hey!

-Hey! -(DOGS BARKING)

Did you catch it?

Yes, my love. But it's gone now.

Okay?

You're scared of spiders too, aren't you?

-Yeah, a little. Sweetheart,

though your dad's afraid of spiders,

he's still very brave,

-Thank you, Daddy. -Of course, honey.

-(TERE CHUCKLING) -(KISSES)

-(CLOCK TICKING) -(INSECTS CHIRPING)

-Go to sleep. Go. Come on.

Back upstairs.

Chespirito: Not Really On Purpose.

SERGIO PEÑA: No, brother, you're totally wrong.

Man, I don't even wanna look at you,

-it makes my adrenaline rush. -Can't you see this my way?

-That was gonna end badly! -Well, it ended badly anyway.

You're the one that doesn't understand,

you little tiny man!

You know what it's like to quit a show that made your career?

-It's insanity! -So you're not even gonna hear me out?

Why'd I have to keep listening to you?

Now I have to think about

what the hell I'm gonna say to Vargas!

I'm telling you, brother, I'm serious.

They're not at all happy with your attitude up there.

What do we have to gain from speaking ill of people?

No, no, don't answer that, I'll tell you.

We gain more hate than love, like that.

Do you know how many people wanted that TV slot?

Have you ever asked yourself that? Huh?

You put everything at risk, Roberto! Everything!

Now Treviño is probably pulling his strings

to put in Palacios, or whoever else!

-No, no, not Palacios, no! -Yes, of course Palacios!

-What are we gonna do, huh? -What are we gonna do?

I'm not gonna do anything. You got yourself into this mess,

and you can get yourself out of it!

"Victor Palacios 'We see faces,

we don't know about your sister.'"

Can you explain to me what the hell we just saw?

-(COUGHS, LAUGHS) -I thought it would never end.

-Eternal! -Yeah.

And the best part was Palacios.

-(LAUGHS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-Explain to me. I'd a blast shooting it.

-(LAUGHTER) -Buddy!

(SING-SONGY) My brother! -(LAUGHTER)

-Come over here. (LAUGHS) -Give me just a second.

-Verito... (KISSES) ...we'll see you tomorrow, okay? -Yes, of course.

Hey, that was amazing. You're so talented, my God.

I have to absolutely agree with you.

You already know Mauricio Kleiff, right?

-The best writer in Mexico? -Oh.

Who happens to work for you now.

-Ah! -GILBERTO TREVIÑO: Oh!

-(CHUCKLES) Hello there. It's a pleasure!

Unbelievable!

He's gonna be in charge of writing you

the best comedy in Mexico for television.

Hey, I think we can do something with The Crazy Guy

-and The Tomato. -Ooh, all right.

How does this sound to you?

Cocktail of Belly Laughs! With Victor Palacios.

I love it!

Especially the Victor Palacios part!

Well, you deserve it, believe me.

Having come to Channel 8 is the best decision

you ever made in your entire career.

-I sure hope so. -Trust me, it is.

-(VICTOR CHUCKLES) -So, now what?

Should we go out for drinks or what?

-To celebrate. -Yeah. But you're paying.

Oh, delicious! I'm already craving drinks,

-my mouth is watering. -(ALL LAUGH)

Just from knowing that you're gonna write for me.

TREVIÑO: Hey, let's get movin', it's gonna rain.

Sure. -(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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These reforms aim to modernize labor laws

and improve working conditions in the country.

The approval of these reforms is

-an extremely important step... -(GRASSHOPPER CHIRPING)

...towards the modernization of the Mexican labor market.

...the educational reform proposal

presented by the government has been widely debated.

The reform seeks to update school curriculum,

and achieve quality education at all levels.

Although there's been considerable support,

there's also been quite a bit of pressure

by some sectors that have recession.

They want a deeper look at these proposals.

Now we move forward with other subjects.

In news related to the student movement,

the government called the school board

in order to come to an agreement.

I'm just a nervous wreck, honey.

I have to come up with the idea of the century.

Especially,

now that there's another mouth to feed on the way.

If five can eat, six can eat.

That was said by someone

who's never had to feed five mouths.

Especially when those five mouths

-eat as if they were ten. -(CHUCKLES)

And this one feels like

it's got quite the appetite, just like their mother.

Mm.

Well, then you and I are gonna have to eat

as if we were half of one.

It's not a big deal.

But we're gonna manage, just like we always have.

Yeah, the two of us are gonna manage,

just like we always have.

-As a team. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Chespirito

and his Chelita.

-(GRACIELA LAUGHS) -(THUNDER RUMBLING)

The most "Chonk-nificent."

You're chonk-nificent.

You're more chonk-nificent.

What's up?

-(GROANS IN PAIN) -(WATER BREAKING)

Honey, what do we do?

-How-- How can I help you? -(GRACIELA PANTING)

Call the doctor.

And then? After that?

1978, Acapulco.

I told you to wear a t-shirt.

Just look at what happened to you.

A T-shirt? No, Mom, I'm not five years old!

No, but you're eight.

Honey, I really need your opinion.

Mom! Which one do you like best?

With that dress? Neither of them.

Next time, I want you completely covered in sunscreen.

-Sorry. You have to. -Chelita, are you listening?

Yeah.

I'm having a discussion with Casasola.

Another one?

It's a creative discussion,