High School

Would you get down from there?

You're gonna fall and break your neck or something.

I'm so glad you're finally done babysitting Sara.

Do you ever get tired of dropping everything for her?

I became a mom when I was 22.

And I've just gotten to this point where I don't want anyone

to need anything from me anymore.

Why were you and Sara sleeping like that?

Girls aren't supposed to do that.

God, Mom, I know.

I think we should just go back to being friends.

Are you serious?

What's wrong?

Can I stay in here with you?

About 40,000 gallons of crude oil spilled...

Hey, a few of us are gonna watch

the Flames game later tonight, if you wanna come.

Oh, uh, I can't. I have plans.

It'll take about a week to clean up.

The oil spill conditions in Rochester County...

Store manager to aisle six. Store manager to aisle six.

You want to hear a joke about paper towels?

Okay.

Never mind. It's tear-ible.

So, you're not gonna tell me?

No, like, it's tear-ible...

Like, tear.

Even though these beautiful species

are declining in numbers,

they are still found throughout the oceans of the world.

The migration paths are often disturbed

by whalers and by the sound of ocean vessels.

Try doing that with any other brand.

-You'll receive two extra-large rolls... -

-for the rock bottom low price of 14.99. -

That's two rolls for 14.99.

And an extra two-- absolutely free.

Hi, Dad.

Can we come in?

Uh, yeah.

Hey, come on. Patrick is leaving.

Okay, seriously?

What's wrong?

I'm just tired.

You've been tired for a month.

Are you depressed?

Mom, stop.

Well, forgive me for showing concern about your mental health.

How about this? If I need your help, I'll call the crisis line.

Okay. Well, it's good to see that whatever's going on with you

isn't interfering with your ability to be rude.

Get up.

Do you have a baby carrot?

What?

Yeah, that was a long shot.

Um, arms. I need arms.

Um, can I borrow your stick?

What stick?

The one up your ass.

Is there anything you wanna talk about?

Did Mom tell you to ask me that?

No, it's just...

I don't know.

I feel like I wanna help you, but I don't know what to do.

I'm fine.

Have you ever seen a snowman before?

Why is his torso so long?

He has a swimmer's body.

I'm getting sticks.

I wanna remind you guys that, uh, we have the auditions

for this year's play coming up this week.

Uh, it's one of my favorites, 12 Angry Men...

-Oh, my God. - ...and Women.

Oh, and I'm sure the women are what, prostitutes?

-Or housewives? -Yeah.

Well, actually, the characters, uh, don't have any names,

just numbers.

Juror One, Juror Two, and so on.

So anyone, any gender, can audition for any part.

-I'm not hungry. -Come on. You have to eat.

- -I'll get it.

Hello?

- Sara? -Hi.

I knew it.

Everybody says you two are so hard to tell apart,

but I know you weren't Tegan.

Hi, Maya. Hang on.

It's for you.

Hello?

Are you serious?

No, you didn't.

What? I can't believe I missed it.

Hello?

Hi.

Hey, I was just thinking about you.

-You were? - Yeah.

Um, do you remember that time that Stacy got her hair caught

in the tent zipper and then you had to cut a chunk out

of her hair to free her?

-Yeah. - Yeah. It was crazy.

I didn't know if I should call or could call or whatever.

Of course you can.

I'm glad you did.

Me too.

We should hang out.

Sure. Saturday?

Oh, um, I can't, I'm busy on Saturday.

But Sunday? We could meet downtown.

-Yeah, that would be... - And tell Tegan to come too.

-Okay. - Okay. Cool.

I got to go, but I'll see you Sunday.

-Bye. - Bye.

Just don't turn into an asshole.

I'm not gonna change, but it can't not have an impact

-on who I am. - What are you guys talking about?

I got the lead in 12 Angry Men.

I'm pretty sure there's not a lead in 12 Angry Men.

The whole point is that it's like, um...

-An ensemble. -Thank you.

Whatever. I had an idea of how we could celebrate

my inevitable superstardom and bring Sara back from the dead.

-What does that mean? - Sara.

You've been moping around for what feels like years.

And I, for one, I can't take it anymore.

We've got to bring you back to the world of the living.

And I have just the thing. There's a rave on Saturday.

-Wait, Calgary has raves? -Oh, yeah.

-And we're going. -Who's we?

Do you not know how "we" works?

It's all of us.

Yeah. That could be cool.

No, no way. Raves are illegal. Mom's never gonna let you go.

Besides, I have plans with Maya on Saturday.

-You can bring Maya. -Yeah.

And honestly, just tell your mom that you'll be at my place.

She wouldn't let us do that either.

-She doesn't know you. -Well, she can get to know me.

Come on.

Fine.

But I still don't think it's a good idea.

-Nice. -

- - Hi, Mom.

-Hi, Mom. -Hey.

Wait a second. You're their mom?

But you're like a cool, hot supermodel.

Yeah, yet, uh, somehow I manage to have it all.

-I'm Simone. -I'm Natalie.

-Hi. -I'm sorry.

I don't mean to distract you.

They told me that you were hard at work on your thesis,

which sounds so cool, by the way.

But I was like, "I can't be a guest in your house

without introducing myself to your mom."

-Can you imagine? -Yeah, I can, actually. Yeah.

- -So how do you guys know each other?

Oh. Sara and I are in drama class together.