Glue

How do I know if a girl fancies me?

Or how can I make her notice me?

Do girls really like sucking dick?

I need to get laid this summer.

My body can't take it anymore.

I don't wanna keep waking up all sticky.

If my parents made love a month...

...before I was conceived...

...would it be me being born? Or another boy?

If they made love two minutes later?

You can be an orphan even when you have parents.

If you have nothing in common with them somehow you're all alone.

Nacho!

What? Hold on for five minutes

Yesterday Nacho and I rode bikes all day long.

And I noticed that Nacho has more hair under his armpits

I have thin blond hair

What does he think about when he's playing football?

And when he's wanking

what does he think about?

Let's go.

Hello - Hi

What's up? - Nothing, just passing by.

I picked him up at the football pitch and we came over.

Are you training these days? - No, I'm rehearsing with the band.

We have a band. - We have a band.

With my brother.

I'm learning guitar these days. And I sing.

Where are the toilets? - That necklace?

What? - That necklace

It's a present. - Is it from here?

No.

The bathroom is that way. Over there, to the left.

Shall I wait here? - Yes.

Did you do the medical examination? - Yeah, that's why we're inside.

Otherwise you can't get in.

Next.

Who's next?

Take off your T-shirt and shoes.

My trousers as well? - No, not yet.

Say Ahh

Good.

Good.

Let me see your hands.

Turn them around.

The other side, lift it a bit.

Show me the sole.

The other one.

You have athlete's foot, I'm afraid. I'll give you a prescription.

You should wash your feet. Dry them well.

Apply this cream between your toes.

And in ten days you can come back. - I can't get in now?

Can I get dressed? - Yes.

So you're sunbathing, fucking cow. - Mecha!

Messing around with my husband you bitch.

You're mad, let go. - I'll smash your face in.

Come on Go call the police bitch. Cunt.

You're insane. - Fucking cunt.

I'm gonna teach you, for fucking my husband.

You'd better have fucked him well then.

How dare you. - Get off me.

Come here you bitch. I'm gonna stick this up your ass.

Get off me.

Oily fucking cunt.

Let's see if you can sunbathe now.

Come on, sunbathe.

Come on. Fucking cow.

Fat cow.

What a greasy fucking pig.

Fucking pig.

What a shitty life.

Have you seen my headphones? - What?

My headphones.

No, I didn't see them.

He can't find his headphones.

The small ones I'm looking for. - No, I didn't see them.

I didn't see them.

Now, go on.

What's up? - Nothing.

Can I have a ciggie? - No.

Why not? - Give him one.

Come on, just one. - No, you're too young.

We just had lunch, I want to share a ciggie with you guys.

Can I have a cigarette?

Stop it.

Flor.

Stop it.

Leave your shoes outside, it smells like a zoo in here.

What's this shitty program? - Meeting Point.

Can I change the channel? - Don't.

Can you get out of the way?

Get out of the way mum.

Why do you have to sit right in front of me?

Where are you planning to sit? - Here.

You're blocking my view. - Have you eaten sweetie?

Have you?

Do we have anything to give this kid?

What have you got in your hair? - Nothing.

You have something. - No, I don't.

Did you wash it? - I took a shower last night.

You must have some kind of product in it then. - It's been cut like that.

It's a spiky haircut. - But it's dirty, it's all sticky.

Did you have a good day?

The day after tomorrow dad's coming for dinner. - Really?

I'm telling you to make sure you're here.

I won't be here.

Well, try and change your plans to be here.

So we can all be together. - I can't.

The day after tomorrow?

Have you suddenly forgiven him? - Well, yes.

What's your problem. - You're crazy mum.

What? - We have to put up with you afterwards.

He's an asshole, how can you invite him? - Don't say that about your father.

He's a human being, who makes mistakes and regrets them. - Yeah, right.

Listen, you're just a kid. - I'm not a kid, I'm 16.

Exactly. - I'm a grown up.

You're not old enough to understand certain things.

I do understand, he cheated on you a hundred times. That's easy to understand.

But I'm the one who should forgive him, not you. - Do whatever you want.

Come over here, please. - No.

Hey, take it easy.

Hey, you got a ciggie? - No, I don't smoke.

Does your mummy not allow you to smoke?

What is that for?

Give me back the bike.

Give it back. - Don't get pissed off.

Hey, come over here.

Follow him on the bike. - What's up?

What's up?

You want more?

Guys.

I've brought some new lyrics.

I'll try them out while we rehearse, ok?

Cultivating panties, culture of love

To die in plenitude Is to die wlth attitude.

Russian men and women taking their clothes off.

My arms are hanging.

My arms are hanging

Can I have a look? - Let's see how long it is.

What? - Are they too long to fit into the song?

The thing about the Russians, it's because my grandparents were Russian.

I thought, if I'm here it's because they had sex...

And took their clothes off, that's why...

You know what Maty told me the other day? - What?

That he'd been to a sex motel with his girlfriend.

Where? - To a sex motel.

Where? - In Neuquen.

There were loads of rooms to choose with different themes.

What do you mean?

For instance, one room was like a jungle.

So you'd be fucking in bed with lianas hanging above your head.

Another one was like the Batcave, from Batman.

There was the Bat... - Batmobile.

Was that the bed? - Yes.

You'd enter the room and find. - Any Batcondoms?

There was a closet with costumes.

Like Batman clothes? - Yes.

Wicked.

And who was Batman? Maty? - Yes.

What about her? - Catwoman.

So cool.

Maty Superhero.

Batmaty.

Imagine Maty in a Batman suit.

I'm reaching further. - It'd be nice to go to a sex motel.

What? - To go to one of those motels.

With a girl. - Obviously.

Why? - Do you wanna go alone?

Go and wank on the bed of a sex motel?

Is there more?

Let's save some for later.

Shall I put them back in? - Yes.

Yummy...

Open your mouth.

My dad's coming tomorrow.

What for?

To have dinner I guess.

Weren't they on bad terms? - Sometimes.

His flat is gonna be free.

We could do something there.

Yeah, a party. - Aweekend party.

I'd have to escape. - Why?

Cause my dad's coming.

I can't tell them I'm going.

Let's go. - Ok.

Ring again.

I rung once, why should I ring again?

Hello. - Hello.

What's up? - Nothing, just passing.

Where you walking past? - Yeah, we were passing by

And we remembered that your house has a balcony

We almost called on your neighbours' house.

What a nice house.

It isn't nice. - I like it.

What a silence.

Were you sleeping? - No.

Have you eaten anything? - No.

And yourselves? - No.

You wanna come in?

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