The Real Ghostbusters

Luigi, jump!

Ghostbusters.

Yeah!

And me! And me!

Hey, hey! Check it out, guys!

My favorite show Muffy and the Meatheads.

Can't we wait for a commercial break?

Ray, come on, man, we've got a job to do.

Yuck.

He's a speedy little stinker.

Hey! Careful, you guys.

Sorry, Spud.

Let's get serious and bag this gooper.

I'm missing my TV show.

I got it! I got it!

Winston, the trap.

What a grosso.

Man, they are getting uglier and uglier, aren't they, Ray?

Well, this one's going to take a long beauty sleep now.

Nice shooting, Ray.

Ray?

All right!

Godzilla Goes to Hollywood.

Oh, my! I hope I'm insured for ghosts.

No biggie, sir.

A little paint here and there will do wonders.

Now, about our fee.

Listen...

How's about I give you something better than money?

Like?

This little baby here is top of the line.

It's got your stereo synthesizer.

A modulizer, digital audio tracking transceiver...

...and 60 channel AMF and fiber optics solid state.

Sorry, but--

- We'll take that. - We'll take it.

Sold.

You realize what this means, Spud?

What it means is

we just got aced out of this week's grocery money

in exchange for a year's supply of canned laughter.

No, no, no, no, no.

It means we get to watch tonight's classic late movie in stereo.

The Incredible Radioactive Turbo from Outer Space.

Aren't you going to crash, Ray?

No.

I want to watch our new TV.

This movie is a classic.

You're the classic. Good night, pal.

Dr. Proctor, we're doomed.

Pull yourself together, Fay.

I know how to stop the giant gerbil.

First, we build this really humongous exercise wheel.

Peter, I am telling you,

we're going to get drenched.

Ray, nobody's used this place in 10 years.

The pipes in here are so dry, the termites carry canteens.

Peter?

I am getting strong readings in here.

There he is.

Incoming!

Whoa!

Wow!

Incredible!

Guys!

Guys, you won't believe what's on TV.

Who cares?

Pipe down, man.

Yeah, pipe down, man.

We are trying to sleep, Ray.

Don't look, Fay.

A 20 ton dead gerbil is not a pretty sight.

What?

Oh, I know I saw it.

You have to cut back on the TV time, Ray.

You are starting to lose touch with reality.

But it was real! I saw it. We were all there.

And you were the scarecrow and you were the tin man.

Face it, Ray. You fell asleep in front of the tube and had a bad dream.

Oh, Ray.

Yuck!

You look like a manhole cover, Spud.

Got a call, guys.

A free-repeating phantasm is loose on the East Side

in an abandoned warehouse.

Did you say an abandoned warehouse?

Expecting rain, Ray?

I am telling you. This is exactly the warehouse I saw on TV.

- We're going to get drenched. - Not me.

Ray, nobody's used this place in 100 years.

The pipes are so dry, the termites carry canteens.

That is exactly what you said last night.

I got him!

Did I call it or did I call it?

An amazing coincidence.

But only coincidence, it proves nothing.

Sorry, Ray.

I believe you, Ray.

Time check.

1:00 a.m.

Roger. Time for the late movie.

Oh, I am sorry.

Tonight's feature, Bowling alley of blood

will begin after these messages.

Michael, put down that bowling ball.

Slimer, this is it.

Whoa!

Awesome.

Hey, how do you stop this thing?

- Oh, come on. - Whoa, horsey.

- All right. - All right!

We got it on tape, Spud.

Yeah, yeah! On tape!

Not again.

Guys, guys, guess what we saw on TV?

Quiet.

Now do you believe me?

OK, how did you do it, Ray? Celebrity lookalikes?

I didn't do it. It's real!

Yeah. Real, real!

I believe you, man.

So do I.

And I would say that this is the culprit.

You mean our new TV is haunted?

Egon, you're supposed to unplug it first.

It was unplugged.

Hop to it, guys!

Some Class-4s are loose at the maritime museum.

Maritime museum?

Like where they have a lot of old sailing ships?

Old pirate sailing ships?

Exactly.

Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah!

Is it? It is.

Then let's move.

Fry 'em!

Ray! Ray! Look!

So, what happens next, Ray?

Now?

Now we remake Captain Blood.

Avast, ye swabs!

Avast yourself, matey.

Argh!

Looks like we got 'em all.

No, there's one more.

Argh!

He's mine.

Careful of the...

- mast. - Oops.

We did it.

Now let's take this puppy home.

How Ray? The rudder's useless.

Hey, look on the bright side. We're alive, the traps are full,

and the Coast Guard will be here in no time.

No problemo.

- What was that? - Hey. What is that?

Any brilliant ideas?

We are about to become otter chow.

Yeah. Get to the stern, quick.

What's a stern?

You know, opposite of the bow.

Isn't the opposite of the bow, a curtsy?