Blood Money

- Now this isn't right, this isn't even a road.

Trust me.

- It just doesn't look at all like what she described.

Well it is nighttime.

- I'm telling you, we should've gone left

at that petrol station.

- Well I'm telling you, this is right.

- Well excuse me if I don't explicitly trust

your sense of direction.

- You cannot keep throwing your mom's birthday

back in my face.

We were nearly two hours late.

- Yeah, what a crying shame that would've been.

- See, this is why they invented GPS.

- You do know that people managed to find their way

for thousands of years before GPS was invented.

- Yeah, they also died of smallpox back then as well.

- Shall we ask for directions?

Yeah?

Where the hell have you been?

I thought we were lost.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know,

Louis wanted to have a drink before we set off and--

You've been drinking?

- Just a little something to settle the nerves.

Unbelievable.

- Mia's sure we can still trust him?

- Well, you should see the way the little friggen'

baguette boy looks at her.

Anyway, here are a few accessories

fresh from the catwalks of Paris,

you should look very fetching.

Okay, gotta get going, so don't forget to park

in front of the bakery, yeah?

In the blind spot, we know.

Yeah, yeah, bonne chance.

Zander's right you know?

This'll really bring out your eyes.

(intense, suspenseful orchestral music)

- You see the way Mia jumped that fence?

Fucking bad ass.

- The others should be back by now.

Guys, clear some space.

Is that a good idea?

I want to look at it.

- What is French for we are fucking rich?

Your dad's got really shit taste in art.

- Don't knock it, it's worth more than the house.

- At least put it away if you're gonna throw vodka around.

Oh, come on, shh.

Happy.

Wait what's that even say?

Henry, go on do your French.

And where the hell are they?

- Shouldn't you get onto Eddie and let him know it's done?

- I want to wait until they're back.

He'll be waiting too.

Fine.

- Yeah but, they can still track a laptop can't they?

Does this mean I can get my phone back?

- No, because Eddie set him up with a fake account.

- Yeah but, you know this whole radio silence thing,

it's probably more conspicuous than if I checked in

at your Dad's gallery.

I'm just saying, people are gonna notice

if I just disappear.

No phones, that was the rule.

- I can't believe you shitheads

actually pulled it off.

I told you we'd do it.

No problems?

- It was just as Mia said it would be.

Her daddy's gonna be pissed.

I think that's the point.

Sounds like my kinda lass.

Anyway, I suppose I should be getting myself on a ferry.

- Yeah, the sooner we get out of this place, the better.

- I'll sort it all, don't worry, just sit tight, okay?

And look after the fucking thing, yeah?

Don't worry.

Okay, I'll be seeing you.

- To your dad, for being rich enough to waste money on art,

and stupid enough to leave it lying around.

Amen!

You think he'll suspect you?

- That would involve him thinking

about someone else for a second.

What'd Eddie say?

He's on his way.

- Oh cool, when's he gonna get here?

I don't know exactly Zander,

I didn't ask for his itinerary.

As soon as he can, I guess.

Here we go.

What time do you call this?

Sean was shitting himself.

Where's Louis?

Yeah, where's Frenchie?

Something happened.

What?

Don't freak out.

What's happened?

It was all so fast, okay?

Where's Louis?

Oh my God.

Oh fuck!

What the hell happened?

- A guard just came out of nowhere.

Well is he dead?

- He looks pretty fucking dead to me.

Why didn't you do something?

Like what exactly?

- Well why didn't you take him to a hospital?

And get us both arrested?

No chance.

- No, what are you doing, don't touch it!

We have to check.

Oh God, he's dead.

We're dead.

No, no we're not.

We killed someone.

How are you so calm?

We didn't do this.

Oh, so we're innocent?

Yes,

no.

I don't know, but this is not our fault.

I told him it'd be easy.

And you could've saved him.

Are you kidding?

You'd have done the exact same thing

if you were in that car. - No, I would've have.

- Do not get high and mighty with me--

How could you be this--

- There's nothing we could do, Sean.

You don't know that.

Look at him.

Do you think he stood a fucking chance?

You could've tried.

I'm not having this argument.

- No, course not, because whatever you say goes,

isn't that right?

- Look, some of us need this money.

You know, like actually need it.

- Yeah, well now someone is dead.

Guys?

Well, it's done now.

So, well go on then, what do we do?

- Yeah but that does not mean that we're not responsible.

- Oh, come on, don't be so fucking naive?

It's done!

- No, wait, we can't just leave him in there.

- Why not? - 'Cause he's gonna leak.

Jesus, Zan.

- Look, I'm sorry, but, it's a rental.

- All right, all right we'll move him.

Somewhere out of the way.

Not much of a resting place.

- Well it's dry, and away from the house.

It's all my fault.

You can't blame yourself.

- He only did it because I asked.

- He was in it for the money, Mia, same as us.

- And look where it got him.

- What, here, here? - Yeah.

Okay.

Okay,

okay.

Okay, help me grab that.

What's the point in that?

- Well it doesn't hurt to be cautious.

Sorry, Louis.

- He was a bit of a prick though.

- Zander! - What?

No, come on, he was always perving over Mia.

- In a weird way I guess this makes it easier.

What?

- Dividing the money, goes into five shares,

much easier than six.

How can you even?

He earned his cut.

It's no use to him now.

You've changed your tune.

- Well what are we supposed to do?

Track down his poor French mother?

- I can't believe it, you just want to take it.

- Look me in the eye and tell me you weren't thinking

exactly the same thing on the drive over.

- I see, so you'll give us shit for not taking him

to a hospital, but you're all cool with robbing a corpse,

that's some fine moral compass you got there.

- Fuck you, we don't all have jobs waiting for us back home.

- You think I like working for my dad?

- Can you two just please give it a rest for once?

Yep, or get a ruler out.

Kase?

Are you all right?

Oh, so now you care?

- That was really scary, I just wanted to--

- You don't get to have it both ways.