The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Hey, arwin, break out your chainsaw.

I need help carving my zack-o-lantern.

At least when you stick a candle in his head,

He'll be bright.

Hey, wait a minute.

I wonder where arwin is.

Hey, he got a brand-new picture of mom.

Whoa!

Yeah, you're right.

Her make-up's all wrong.

She's a winter, and she needs to embrace it.

Zack?

Zack?

Where are you?

Zack: I'm behind the bookcase.

It won't budge.

Wait, mom's picture.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, she's a winter.

Get me out of here now.

No, I think the bookcase opened

When I picked it up.

Ow.

Zack?

Zack?

Where are you?

Right here.

So, books never hurt anyone, huh?

Wow.

A secret room!

Aah!

Well, apparently the spiders know about it.

Ooh, what's behind that secret door?

Uh. Hoo hoo.

Zack, I know reading isn't your strong point,

But that sign says "danger. Keep out."

What's the worst that could be in there?

It's probably just a teeny tiny mouse.

With a nasty chest cold.

Well, maybe he needs some vitamin c.

Aah!

What a baby.

Well, I think my baby brother put it best when he said--

Aah!

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Hear me, hear me.

I have an announcement that will make your humdrum lives

A little less humdrumier.

I'm having a Halloween party,

And I want all of you to be there.

Ohh!

Serving food and drinks to my friends.

Oh, oh! I cannot think of anything better to do.

But I'm gonna spend the night trying.

You know, I'd love to,

But I'm taking my fish trick or treating.

He's dressing up a

There's going to beust don a costume contest,

And the winner gets diamonds.

Whoo! I'm there!

Oh, I can't believe

I'm gonna miss london's Halloween party

To visit mother.

Last year I had a costume

That scared the bejeebies out of the entire staff.

Oh, yeah? What did you go as?

You!

Dun-dun-dun!

I had a tiny little suit and a tiny little nametag.

Oh, and I got down on my tiny little knees.

I was like, "esteban, pick up that luggage. Ding!

"arwin, fix that radiator. Ding!

Boys, stop having fun."

Ding.

Maybe next year you can go as an unemployed hotel engineer.

Ding.

Arwin!

There's something in the basement in your secret room.

I don't know anything about a secret room.

The one behind the bookcase.

I don't know anything about a bookcase.

Arwin? I don't know any arwin.

Ok, come here.

Listen, whatever you do,

Do not go beyond the creepy gate

Insithat I knowpy room behinothing about.

Bu-- da-da-da!

It's a matter of life...

And death.

Have a nice day.

Don't step on that! Don't...Step on that.

Why you wearing a bike helmet?

'cause mom says always to wear it

When we do something dangerous.

That thing could be an alligator

That crawled in from the sewers.

Alligators can't peel oranges.

Maybe it's a monkey.

Or...Maybe it's both.

Maybe it's a monkey-gator.

Or an alligonkey.

Right.

Like in fifth grade when you swore you saw a vamp-poodle.

Well, let's open it up and see.

Ok, it's one of these two.

I still think we shouldn't disturb it.

Especially this close to lunch.

We're not going to disturb it.

We're gonna catch it,

Teach it how to skateboard,

Sell tickets, and make a fortune.

Are you sure this trap is going to work?

Positive.

This is a cherokee trigger snare.

Guaranteed to catch any simple-minded creature

That comes close to it.

We can only hope the alligonkey

Is as simple-minded as you are.

Get me out of this thing.

Ok. Well, you got to stop struggling,

And maybe-- I'm trying to.

I--the key is caught, the key is caught.

Oh, that's why.

Ok, well, if you'd stop struggling--

I'm trying not to struggle,

But it doesn't work.

A key caught is a key caught.

No, it's not caught.

Thanks.

I didn't do anything.

Cody?

Did you just growl?

No.

Did you?

Uh-uh.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Stuck.

Well, at least it wasn't an alligonkey.

Oh, miss london.

Which of these do you think is the scariest?

The one in the middle.

Have you ever heard of moisturizer?

Miss london,

What is the scariest thing you've ever seen?

Portia tenenbaum without makeup.

London, about the costume contest--

Sorry, the only way to win my contest

Is to have a great costume.

Just be creative.

Like carey, the hopelessly haggard housewife.

Great costume.

I just went out for a jog.

Why would you jog in your costume?

Both: Help! Help! Help! Help!

We're saved.

Unless it's the monster.

We're doomed.

Man: Aah!

Push harder.

Arwin: Guys, it's me.

Oh.

Whoa!

Uhh.

Who said books never hurt anybody?

Arwin, what are you doing here?

Well, there are 2 theories.

One is evolution. The other--

No, we mean here in the basement.

Oh, well, I came back from mother's early

Because I thought you two would try to see what's behind--

Oh! The open gate!

Oh, no!

Who opened the gate?

Why did you two come down here

After I told you not to?

Well, we thought you might have an alligonkey back there.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

I tried that once and it ate itself.

Whatever it was, it kind of looked like you.

It all started on a Tuesday.

No, you know what, it was a Monday.

No, it was a-- you know what it was?

I think it was a long weekend,

So it was a Tuesday that felt--

Both: Arwin! It was early in the week.

You mean to tell us

That that thing that we saw

Was actually a robot?

And you built it from scratch?

Well, I don't know if you'd call it scratch.

I got a kit out of a cereal box.

To construct my creation, I used the latest in robotic technology.

Ha ha!