The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Ow! Zack,

Cody, no basketball in the lobby!

What makes you think we're playing basketb--

Oh.

Yo, toss the rock.

Oh! You gentlemen must be the rockland rollers, huh?

Oh, wonderful.

Welcome to the tipton.

Now, over here, boys.

Heads up!

Oh!

Yes?

False alarm, esteban. Oh!

Yes!

Now, chill!

What are you boys thinking tearing up this man's hotel?

Y'all trying to make the coach look bad?

All: Sorry, coach.

Children who listen to adults?

How refreshing.

And you letting them tear it up.

Ok.

Yeah, how come they can play basketball in the lobby

And we can't?

You know, it's just that, uh...

You know, I didn't want to-- I mean, they're--

In wheelchairs?

Are they? I hadn't noticed.

Shall I check you in?

Sure. Ok.

Thanks, man.

Hey, listen, for future reference,

Just because a person is in a wheelchair

Doesn't mean you have to give them special treatment.

Oh, of course.

Now, why don't you just sign here for the rooms?

Whoa! Partner, man, this is steep!

Man, I can't believe you won't give a brother in a wheelchair a break.

Uh, but--

Perhaps a special adjustment can be made.

What did I just tell you

About giving people in wheelchairs special treatment?

Ok, I'm so sorry! How can I make it up to you?

How about a discount?

You just said-- we had the whole conversation about--

You know what? Pay whatever you like!

Ok! It's free!

Who threw that?

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Maddie, that make up you're wearing

Makes you look all sad.

I am sad.

Oh, no.

Now you're probably gonna tell me why,

And I'm gonna have to pretend to care.

London, you're the last person

I would ever go to for sympathy.

Ok.

I can't find a leading lady for my movie.

Here's me pretending to care.

What movie, maddie?

My student film.

What's it about?

Well, it's about society's indifference

Towards the impoverished

And the triumph of the spirit

Over oppressive soci-economic circumstance.

What's it about?

It's about a girl and a boy.

Oh! Sounds good. Can I be the girl?

Well, can you act?

I just pretended

To listen to everything you said.

You did, didn't you?

Hmm.

Ok, all right, you're in!

So, who am I kissing?

Sorry I'm late.

Some kid threw up in the hot tub.

It's really hard to pick up the chunks

When they're swirling around like that.

You'll be kissing him.

Ok, I'll kiss him, but I won't shake his hand.

Uh, maddie? Yeah?

On page two of your script, it says I enter walking.

I was thinking instead, maybe I should enter swimming.

Your scene is outside.

We'd have to dig up the street and put in a swimming pool.

I think it might be worth it.

Dude, you got to get over here right now.

Jessica simpson is in the hotel.

Jessica simpson is here?

Oh, maybe I can get her to perform for a pta fundraiser.

I don't think the bake sale is going to go very well.

Don't be silly. Jessica simpson isn't here.

Oh, I just saw her walk by.

Hi, jessica!

Hey, y'all!

Want to come hang out with me by the pool?

I need someone to help rub in my suntan lotion.

Jamie's on his way.

I miss jamie.

Yeah, me, too.

We used to get in so much...

Good clean fun together.

Jamie hasn't been the same since his accident.

Yeah. All he ever does is go straight to school

And then go straight home.

Like cody.

Excuse me.

You're forgetting about stamp club?

I came up with our motto:

You can't lick us.

Well, here's my motto: My brother's a geek.

Anyway...

Remember those kids playing basketball in the lobby?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I was hoping if jamie meets them,

He might be interested in basketball again.

He was the best player on our team.

Ahem.

He was the best player on our team.

And now he won't even pick up a ball.

I think it's great that you guys want to help your friend,

But what happens when jamie gets here

And there's no jessica simpson?

Oh, no. I am not putting on a bikini.

Esteban, thanks again for being my cameraman.

I prefer cinemaphotographer.

Ok, how do you work this thing?

You push the little red button.

Oh. Start, ah. Stop.

Start. Stop.

Stop! Ok!

Not until I say "action. "

Ok, london, your character is selling her wares.

What wares?

Those wares.

Where? There!

Your wares are there!

Pears.

The pears are my wares?

Ok, lance, remember, you're rich.

Rich who?

No. I mean you have money.

So I'm rich... And my name is rich?

Cool.

No, no. Your name isn't rich.

What's my name, then?

It doesn't matter.

Then why can't it be rich?

Ok, it's rich!

Look, I am trying to win a film festival here, people!

Ok, lance,

You're about to enter the hotel

When you see this poor girl in tattered clothing.

Oh, thanks for lending me your clothes, maddie.

Right.

Let's try this, people.

And...Action!

Pushing the record button...Now.

Oh, poor sales girl,

Can you tell me where I might find the room

Of princess anastasia?

Uh, line, please?

No.

Fine. Then I'll just go look it up in my script.

No, no, no. Your line is, "no."

What is going on here?

And why are you wearing maddie's clothes?

I'm shooting my student film. Or trying to.

But you can't shoot in front of my hotel.

I can't?

Absolutely not.

It would disrupt my guests.

Wait...

Say that again.

Say what?

What you just said.

I mean, the power of your voice,

It's--it's riveting.

Riveting?

Yeah.

You mean when I said,

Absolutely not!

You'll disrupt my guests!

Oh, wow! I mean...

You would be perfect for the part of--of the hotel manager!

Oh!

I don't suppose you've done any acting before.

Well, actually, in second grade I played a pirate.

My teacher gave me two hooks up! Argh!

Argh!

You're hired!

Oh, great, I'll go get my peg leg!

Ok.

I'll get it.

There's no one there.

Man: Hello! I'm down here!

Argh...