The Amazing World of Gumball

You're late, too?!

Yeah, the alarm clock went back to sleep mode,

and I didn't have the heart to wake it up. You?

My alarm clock didn't dare wake me up,

not after what I did to the last one!

Right, uh, well, see you at school!

How did you get here first?

Yeah, my Uncle Mario gave me a lift.

What, in his go kart?

No, he only races at the weekend. During the week,

he's too busy with his plumbing business.

Wait, is he scared of ghosts, by any chance?

Yeah.

And he likes stars, dinosaurs, and princesses.

Mm. And he's your uncle.

Yeah. So?

Marry me! Called it.

Guess I owe you 20 bucks.

No, okay, I get it. I'm moving too fast.

I meant adopt me. What?

Date! Uh, should we d-date first?

You mean you want to be friends?

Best friends!

Uh, okay...

The rest will follow naturally.

Gumball, it's a bad idea to manipulate someone's feelings

for your own gain,

especially if that someone's Ocho.

Yeah, I get your point, but on the other hand...

Let's just take a moment

to remember what Ocho's like when he's angry.

Eh, he's not that bad

if you think about it with different music.

You'll regret this.

Yeah, but my tombstone will say, "This dude met Mario."

Follow me!

I need to test you

before you can enter my circle of trust.

Okay, where do we start?

I need to see if you've got my back in a fight.

I'm gonna punch you so hard,

you're gonna beg for your baby teeth back!

Yeah? Well, I'm gonna punch you so hard,

it'll make the Big Bang seem like the Little Pop!

How did this situation escalate so quickly?

I was literally two steps behind you!

Get them!

Okay, don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm just gonna take a swing, and you just go, "Aah!"

and take a fall and we're good, all right?

Ohh!

Okay, great. You're right.

It looks better if you put up more of a fight.

So next, I...

So now I'm gonna pretend to kick.

You dodge.

And then pretend to fall on a right hook.

Uh, yeah!

That... That's what you get!

Very good. But we're not done yet.

Good job. You really sold it.

Please call an ambulance.

Okay, now you're just being hammy.

Now I need to test if you can keep a secret.

Ocho isn't my real name.

This is my real name.

Harry Tootmorsel.

But real friends don't laugh at each other's misfortune.

Of course, Tootmorsel.

Is it Nordic?

Old Flemish, actually. It means "the hot wind from the south."

It's a family name that's been passed down the generations.

My grandfather passed it. My father passed it.

One day, I will pass it.

Cool secret. Anything else?

I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby.

Aww!

I use it as a gag when I take people's pets hostage.

Uh-huh.

There's no punch line 'cause it's not a joke, is it?

Why did you agree to lend Ocho $100?!

Because it was another one of his tests.

That's not a valid reason.

Because Mario.

That's even worse!

Anyway, where'd you get the money from?

Even Mom and Dad don't have $100.

Not anymore they don't.

But that's what credit cards are for, right?

What's the worst that could happen?

So 100 expired doughnuts comes to $1.

Bargain.

Oh, better put it on the credit card.

The card's been declined, sir.

What?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut it up.

Ohh, this couldn't get any worse!

But we have our own store credit-card scheme

that lets you borrow as much as you like...

With interest, of course.

Fine!

Thank you.

According to our interest scheme,

you now owe us $7,578.

This really couldn't get any worse.

Unfortunately, the interest rate doubles every second,

so you now owe us $15,156.

It really, really couldn't get any worse.

$30,312.

$60,624.

Touché, universe.

Touché. $121,248.

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! What is this?!

What is going on?!

You took my best friend from me!

Who are you? What do you want?!

You took Ocho from me!

Now you're gonna have to make a choice.

What?! What do you mean?

Choose between yourself and Ocho.

One of you has to go.