Arahan (아라한 장풍 대작전)

You're talking about the old days.

Training in the mountains? That takes so much time.

All those instructors chasing kids' pocket money,

saying they did mountain training. It's all just crap.

Right.

Remember in 1988 when I went to Mt. Gyeryong?

You get up five or six in the morning.

Preparing breakfast and eating

takes one to two hours.

And then maybe train for two to three hours.

And then it's lunch time.

You go down to the village to get some lunch.

That's another three hours.

So, eat lunch and meditate.

Then you start nodding off.

Next thing you know, it's dinnertime.

So you got three hours

of training max in a day.

So where's the only place to get proper training?

The temple.

Shaving your head and building a house doesn't make it a temple.

Does all that training give you the right to eat meat?

Look here,

how can you do martial arts without nutrition?

You need strength.

What exactly do you do with all that strength?

I can't believe this asinine nonsense!

Kids these days don't even know the meaning of Tao.

You guys know how serious our situation is?

Don't be so serious when making a living is hard enough.

Let's use our brain to think, for once!

Forget Maruchi and Arachi supreme masters,

no one wants to learn the Tao.

Lady Banya,

if making a living is so important,

then keep doing your telephone fortune-telling service.

My goodness.

You know how much money the service makes?

The phone service is a sign of the times.

You don't know crap.

Besides,

how else would you pay rent for Mu-un Academy?

Yeah, Banya's right.

We need to keep up with times, you know?

Academy, my ass! We ain't got no kids to teach!

Well,

I've been saying we should pull some public stunt.

Like maybe appearing on a TV show.

I'm tired of staring up the wallpaper

when I levitate.

I only levitate to change the light bulbs.

Five hundred won, please.

What the heck?

Oh, sorry.

Ui-jin,

snap out of it, will you?

Well,

can I go to the restroom?

What?

Are you running off again?

What the hell is he doing?

Damn it.

Excuse me.

What?

You ran a red light, sir.

So what?

Your license, please.

What?

Look, do you know who this is?

- I don't recall. - You dumbass.

He's the congressman of this district.

Oh, how are you, sir?

But he's not the one who ran the light, is he?

You're the driver, so give me your license.

Boy,

which station do you work at?

Why do you need to know that?

If you don't want a ticket, then don't run red lights.

My purse!

- Hold on! - My purse!

Stay right here, I'll be back in a minute.

Hey...

My gosh.

Hey mister, watch where you're going!

What's up with Manager Lee these days?

Stop right there!

Gosh, we're late!

- Do you think we're late? - Yes, hurry!

What the hell?

Hey!

Do I have to keep running after punks like you?

What the heck is your problem?

Watch it!

Hand over the purse, kiddo.

Who do you think you are?

Stop fooling around!

Damn it.

Missed again...

Hey, where are you going?

Get back here!

Wait.

Are you trying to run off?

Where are you running, you bastard?

I think this is the meridian point.

Aren't you going in too deep?

- No, this is... - Let me concentrate!

Wait, we don't do this right, it could make him impotent.

The last one in the main meridian point...

Great Tao!

He opened all the meridian points himself!

My, this kid has some extraordinary ch'i.

Look at him!

What?

What's all the fuss about?

Ui-jin.

What's wrong with him?

We unblocked the flow of his ch'i.

- Tell him to shut up. - Ui-jin.

Where did you find that kid?

- Calm down. - Okay, don't move.

Okay, I got it. What? Who are you?

Don't move, mister! I'm a cop!

- Don't move! - I'm a cop.

- What? - Calm down.

Man, this kid is cute.

- Look at him! - He's got a cute dong, too.

- My goodness. - Stop! I'm a police officer!

Police...

You've done it!

- What? - Hold it.

- Oh my. - It works.

Which point did you hit?

It may be hard to believe,

but the world has secret currents of ch'i.

We awaken this ch'i

and guide people toward righteousness.

So to speak.

So you gentlemen and this madam here

are called the Seven Masters, right?

But there are only five of you.

With only five, you should be...

Power Rangers?

Right, Power Rangers or...

- Five Lucky Stars? - Yes, Five Lucky Stars!

Wouldn't that be more appropriate?

It's already been 20 years...

since Baek-pung left us.

In an era

where the powerful exploited the powerless,

Baek-pung gathered up all his ch'i

to block the force of evil...

but he inhaled too much tear gas...

- And as for the seventh... - Well...

I think you may have misunderstood...

Don't call me madam.

- I'm still a virgin. - Seriously.

Then, are all of you here...

like, Tao masters? You know, like you see on TV?

Sure!

I'm having a hard time believing this,

so could you show me stuff?

Like, can you levitate?

Can you walk on walls?

Can you do the Palm Blast?

Damn it!

No Palm Blasts in the house, I said!

Hold on!

Why are you doing this to me? I've got to go to work!

What you saw just now is the tip of the iceberg.

Why are you afraid of your own ability?

What ability?

- Put it down. - What are you talking about?

- What... - Calm down.

You have...

the most powerful ch'i

of all the young men

I have ever met.

The wounds you sustained today would've felled ordinary people.

All right, fine.

If that's true, I should be able to do Palm Blasts.

And walk on walls, like this?

And levitate, isn't that right?

Cripes, that was weird.

Pretty spooky stuff.

- The bus isn't coming. - What?

Gosh.

He's weird. He's doing something weird.

What a nice night!

It's downhill, so I might as well run.

He's a weirdo.

But did you see him levitate?

Sometimes ch'i just comes out by itself

after you unblock it.

It wasn't his own ch'i.

Actually,

I did the Palm Blast back there.

Why did you shoot at the window?

It's broken again!

I shot at the wall.

Hey, you! You can't catch thieves,