Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

- We suck up to the gang leader who we stole from

and convince him to pay us a living wage.

- Which we then use to pay someone else

to blow his brains out.

- I am here to see a Mr. James Fitzpatrick.

He left something for you.

11,000 in incidentals?

How much cut have you got now?

I don't know.

Where's it all going, Elizabeth?

I can't tell you.

Then I can't cut you in anymore.

- I quit my job today. - Why?

I kissed my boss.

Hot tubs. It's not regulated.

Any idiot can sell them.

Welcome to Boland Bubbles.

This is the crime jar.

Do something good with the money.

- I figured out who we should help.

I got their daughter's kidney.

How about a car?

Pardon?

- I had him recall the nail polish.

Nail salon robbed. Guess what they took?

How you doing today?

Better than these guys.

- Then you came to the right person.

Let's hope so.

Whoa.

What do you think?

Bold.

Go Red or Go Home.

Yeah, baby. Go red!

- That's just the name of the polish.

Oh.

And go easy on the high-fives till you're dry.

Okay. Oh, hey, oh.

Can I get some change?

- Oh, yeah. - Thanks.

Geez, you gotta check tens now?

You never know what's out there.

- I wouldn't even know what to look for.

Oh, there's little tricks.

Obvious stuff. Security strip, the ink.

But here's the real giveaway.

You see right below Hammy there?

- Mm-hmm. - Tiny microprint.

Wow, you really know your stuff.

Ah.

You'll smudge. -

- I'll be right back. - Thanks.

So what can I do for you guys?

- Well, I guess you could say we're in the market.

You came back for a hot tub?

We want all of 'em.

Excuse me?

- We would like to buy your place, Gayle.

- Yo, Pimp. - Hey.

- How's the delivery biz treating you?

Really sucks, Eric.

Word.

I'm not following.

So we took monthly sales

plus the equity left in the franchise,

we netted out the S, G, and A costs,

and projected a 5% cash flow growth.

- And according to the National Pool and Spa Association,

he's being very generous.

That's how we got the number.

It's pretty fair.

Why would I be looking to sell?

- Because my husband's looking to buy.

- Maybe he should look somewhere else.

Why's that?

You didn't.

Two ways we can handle this.

One: you bow out discreetly

and spend a little time with your family.

What's the other?

Pretty much exactly the same,

only we would be less discreet

and your family would just hate you

for the rest of your life.

- On page three, you'll see we let you keep the awards.

If I sold,

it would be for way more than what you're offering.

Try us.

- Where are we gonna get that kind of money?

I don't know.

Like, a loan or...

I don't know.

I'll find it. - No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Why?

- If we're doing this, it has to be legit.

Okay.

For real?

I believe in you.

How is that a win-win?

He gets to feel like a man,

and we have a new way to wash our cut.

Have you guys seen my phone?

Okay, but in what universe

are they gonna give a business loan

to a Postmates driver?

- Whose last business was raided by the FBI?

- Do you even have a credit card right now?

- I have lots of them. And they're all maxed out.

How is it just gone?

- Look, he's gotta believe this thing is his, okay?

- Again, so he can "feel like a man."

- But eventually, he'll have to come to me for the money.

Which we don't have.

Few more runs.

- Then we'll all be taking steamy Bolands.

I swear I had it this morning.

Well, did you check your purse?

Obviously.

- Car? - I looked.

- Because your case is the same color as your seat.

Not in the car.

Find My Phone?

Don't get mad at us.

Yeah. We have our phones.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Your pocket.

My pocket.

You think I didn't check my pocket?

Where have you been?

You likey?

We're done.

Too slutty? Not slutty enough?

He's pulling the plug.

Why?

'Cause we don't have anything.

- How about the third best Pad Thai Detroit has to offer?

That's not enough.

I'm just so much hotter here.

A D.C. six is like a Detroit nine.

How about this?

Is that hers?

Cute kids.

They're okay.

I'll unpack.

So how's your system going?

It's... good.

It's fine.

Just fine?

It's great.

We're almost up and running.

So how's it work?

What do you mean?

Walk me through it.

- Hot tubs are sorta like mattresses.

That right?

Brands aren't apples to apples

so there's no way of knowing what the real price is.

My books can say anything.

Free delivery?

Whatever the customer wants.

Got my tub the same day.

It's all profit.

You have my cut?

Yeah, about that...

I'm thinking it'd be better business

if you just wash everything on your end.

And like you said,

car wash thing's bad news, right?

Yeah, IRS is all over that.

- And we don't wanna fight with Uncle Sam, right?

That guy'll mess you up good.

But my system is just for me.

Oh, no.

No.

We're consolidating.