Taxi Girls

Hey, sweetheart? Lets go

shut up, don't bother me.

Shut up bitch.

We'll be riding in that car.

Okay then, let's go.

Oh, I haven't done anything.

Shut your mouth and get your ass in that car.

Oh, dumb dick.

Shut your mouth.

Let's go sweetheart.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

Shut your mouth and get your ass in that car

oh, you picked the wrong bitch.

Shut up bitch.

You are under arrest.

But I haven't..

Don't say a word.

Get in the car. Get in the car!

Sweetheart, let's go.

Let's go bitch!

What are you doing!

Put that paper down, we all know you can't read.

Just cool it, swampo. I'm looking for a job.

Sick and tired of all this hassle.

All right.

What do you feel lady?

Please, please.

I'll do anything. Anything you want.

Move your ass in there.

Oh, why don't you move my ass in there?

Are we doing this?

Come on I've talked to the girls about this before.

You'll love it.

Oh, it's so large, you big stud. Fuck us all.

Come on baby

Move out the way, Harry.

Sergeant. Sergeant!

Yeah, how are you, Harry?

Does this look like Harry, sergeant?

Hey, what the hell is going on?

You're going to fuck me, sergeant.

Me?

Don't come any closer.

Ah, you're not scared of a little baby pussy,

are you now, sergeant?

Come on baby, oh!

Oh, missing out on the two over in the corner there.

Think I might have to keep you girls here forever.

Where would you like to shoot me, in my warm pussy?

How about my mouth?

Oh no no no.

You don't need no help, sergeant.

Can you simply stop it.

Listen, go back to your phone before I could trash it.

What the hell is so funny?

I just discovered your problem.

You must prefer boys.

Now you bitch.

Oh wouldn't leave without me.

What, what?

- Help me, help me. - What?

Help me please - I will. What

a juvenile delinquent stood in front of your joy,

your joy and took my place

yeah lady, go out this point

Lady, you got to fill out the form

I can't?

What is it now?

I need pants.

You want pants, here take them.

This strange wasn't so, for a second, I have my own pants.

Hello.

Please help me, someone is breaking into my house.

I hear noises downstairs. What do I do?

I don't know, stick cotton in your ears.

Please policeman. I've finished already.

You have now.

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing. We'll call you if we find it.

Don't call after nine. My son go to sleep at nine.

We won't, we won't. Go home.

Already?

You'd require this.

Mr. policeman, I think I hear you starting wobbling

from here. You must take a bravo

no

Oh, what happened? Come on, come in.

I think I am good.

Oh, we can't forget this.

Yeah, that was cute.

Come on, sugar.

Come on. Get steady. Go for it.

Bye.

Bye bye

Come back here you, pack of rotten punks!

Bye.

Hey, I found it. I found it.

What?

I found it. I got it. Look, right here.

Say, what's a nice girl like you doing driving a taxi?

Oh, I do other things.

Really? Like what?

Thank you. You can see my little baggy thing.

I'm a famous comedian, you know.

No, really, don't you recognize me?

I was on TV the other night.

Really?

Mmh. I was sitting right on top of it.

No, I really am a stand-up comedian.

A producer even offered a job the other day.

He did?

Yeah. When I asked how big it was he said,

"about that big"

I'm tired of people thinking that I'm a sex object.

I just want people to like me for my head.

I would like to like you for your head little girl.

Okay guy, I understand you got about

4,000 shares of na stock I really want to get hold of it.

Wow, you have a great cock, what a big one.

You really dig it?

You wanna get a free bath in this?

Oh yeah.

I can't believe it, the window is getting fogged.

There go the windshield wipers.

Hey girls, come here.

Hi, Tony.

How have you been?

Hey, it's good to see you.

I think it has been for some time.

Yeah, big Harry has been looking all over town for you.

I want to show you something.

Meet me around the corner.

You see this? Just a few hours work.

I'm telling you guys are fools

for pounding that pavement out there.

Awesome.

We're going to get us some cash.

Hiya, Teddy.

Hey, it's after hours, what the hell are you doing

in my apartment?

We just want to know how many job openings you have.

What kind of work you're working for?

Cabbies, what else?

I don't know what I can do with all of you.

If you give us a chance,

we'll show you what you can do with all of us.

Just relax and we'll take care of everything.

Look at that.

Looks nice. He's great to have for a boss

so you girls want a job, huh?

Come on, Teddy, you can screw the cat.

This cock tastes so good

Sure we can be good cabbies.

How's it feel, Teddy?

Come on, girls, we have to convince him that

we are going to be good cab drivers.

What we can do with this business.

How's this, Teddy?

All right.

Come on, Teddy.

Fuck him, Toni.

Are you good?

Fuck her, Teddy.

That's great, girls. This ought to change his mind.

Oh, yeah. Most definitely.

Oh, come on, Teddy. You can do it.

You know you can get us all in.

I don't know.

You're doing a good job of it right now.

That feels good.

Oh, Teddy!

Fuck him, Toni. Fuck him.

Look at that, Teddy. Cooperate.

Look at that sweet ass.

Come on, baby.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming!

I figure we're going to need about 10 cabs, Teddy

and we'll work double shift.

10 cabs, are you crazy?

I only have two extra and they're in the shop

well, fire somebody

I'm not going to fire nobody for a bunch of hookers.

You lousy son of a bitch.

We ought to cut it off for stringing us along.

Why don't you just get the hell out of here?

You're stinking up my apartment.

You'll be sorry for this, Teddy.

We're going to run you out of business.

Go on, get out.

Come on, girls.

Hello?

Hello.

We would like to apply for a loan.

Well, what kind of loan do you want?

Do you have a layaway plan? You know, lay now pay later.

What we really need is a business loan.

What type business are you girls going to be in?

We're going to start a cab company

cab company?