Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy

So you're really not going to the dance?

You're going to deprive the world of your magnificent moves?

Oh, what can I say?

My dancing shoes are only for me.

Huh?

You boys got hemorrhoids?

No. No, ma'am. I mean, not anymore.

Then sit down!

Yeah. Sorry, Mrs. Brockfrater.

Dawn Marie.The class president?

I'm this close to the talk between drama club

and the debate team.

The debaters are being drama queens,

and the drama club won't listen to the pros and cons.

And Albert's on both. He's the key.

What would Talleyrand do?

The future Mrs. Jimmy McGill, Marco.

This is where it begins. I ask her to the dance.

We have a magical night and the rest is history.

How? Well, you might want to do it soon.

I heard Trent's going to ask her before class today. Oh.

Um, hey, Dawn Marie,

if I told you that you had a nice body,

would you go to the dance with me?

No. No, you wouldn't. Of course not. Okay.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

Because if not, maybe we can go to the dance together.

That's stupid.

Shoot! Okay, I'm doing it. Doing it right now.

Let's go into the breach.

McGill! Stay in your seat.

Dang it!

How do I get to Dawn Marie with Mrs. Butt Raider

watching our every move?

Oh, you still got those walkie talkies?

You be my eyes.

Roger. Roger.

Yes?

No. What? Sorry. Not you, Roger.

Fiddlesticks.

Oh, It must be a sign. I can't believe it.

What? Oh! Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Hey, what's going on?

Someone's left a piece of gum over here.

That's in the exact shape of Saint Anthony.

The patron saint of lost things?

It's the spitting image of him.

I want to see.

Not yet! Warren, no!

Aah!

Stay in your seat!

Okay. Go!

Hup.

You.

Switch with me, nerd.

What? Whoa!

Oh.

Hey. Do me a favor and sit like this.

Yeah, just for a sec. Great.

Oh, boy, must'a Dozed off. This seat is just so dark and cozy.

It does look cozy. You want to swap?

Sure. One sec.

How we lookin' HQ?

Huh?

Oh, Fernando, you bad boy. Oh, run that yellow.

Run it so fast. Squeeze the lemon.

Ah. You're good.