Trevor Moore: The Story of Our Times

: Candace.

Candace.

Hey, Candace.

What?

Do you think that because time is an illusion

and it's, like, not real

that if you looked at mankind

from, like, the fourth dimension's perspective,

we'd just look like this weird, wormlike creature,

where on one end we're old but then, on the other end,

we're still young like a baby?

And we're even connected to our moms and dads,

because at one point, we were inside of them.

And they're connected to their moms and dads

and their moms and dads

and so on and so forth till, like, the beginning of time.

And it goes even bigger than that because - because

we're all evolved from animals

and all the animals are evolved from other animals,

all the way back to, like, the first single - celled organism.

And we're all part of this one living thing

and we've just been dipped into the third dimension,

so we're really just observing and interacting

with other parts of ourselves.

Do you ever think about that?

Do I ever think, "Was I dipped into a third dimension?"

No, I don't. I don't, Trevor. Good night.

You don't think I'm dead, right?

Cool. Did you do a bunch of drugs after I fell asleep?

Oh, my God!

- - What?

You're supposed to be getting dressed.

- I am dressed. - You're not dressed.

Okay? You look awful.

And we're meeting Shancy and Blealanor

- at the Kettle Drum. - Ugh, Blealanor?

- You like Blealanor. - Uh, no, I don't.

Uh, don't talk shit about my friends.

She's weird.

She's a very nice person. She's an activist.

She has pretty eyes. Just... stop right there.

I - I just... I didn't know we had to do anything today.

And I was hoping to get a lot of work done.

Okay, I know that that means that you just want to play

on your computer, but...

No, I'm trying to think of songs and stuff.

Great. You can think of a song while we're at brunch.

Shancy has a new boyfriend, and he does CrossFit.