Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Now people who can tell us where we get our food?

Uh, at the store?

Good, butthead.

Whoa, really?

I'm afraid so.

Sadly, the primal experience of cultivating the earth has been replaced by a trip to the

store.

That's why you're all going to grow plants.

Now, bevison butthead, if you could grow any type of food, what would you grow?

Not sure.

Not sure they're not plant dumbass.

They like make them from stuff.

That's right, butthead.

And corn is an excellent choice.

Or as the Native Americans call it, maze.

No, no, no.

We want to grow nachos.

In a few months, bevison, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own nachos.

Yeah, but we can go to Maxi Martin and get some right now.

Yeah, but this is cool.

They have to do everything, ask backwards.

Get ready for nachos, bevoth.

Yeah.

These seeds suck.

I knew you guys would screw this up.

I just had to see for myself.

What do you know about nachos, Daria?

Daria?

Not much, but I do know you're supposed to plant the seeds in the ground.

I know it sounds crazy, but I've seen it work.

Then you have to give them water and then some plant food.

And it helps if you talk to them too.

In the meantime, I hope you guys don't starve to death.

Stupid, Daria.

Really?

Well, you heard her, dude.

Let's get them in the ground.

Cool.

Didn't Daria say we were supposed to put water on it?

Yeah, but water sucks.

Yeah, water sucks.

Let's get them some food.

Okay, here you go.

Yeah.

Come and get it.

Nothing's happening, butthead.

Yeah, farming sucks.

Let's go get something to eat.

Yeah.

I'm hungry.

So where's the corn?

I don't know.

Maybe it needs more food and water and stuff.

We already tried that dumbass.

This corn is starting to piss me off.

Come on, grow, damn it.

How come you're yelling at it?

I'm not yelling at it, dumbass.

I'm just like talking to it, like Daria said.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

So like corn.

Grow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, corn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, what's your problem?

Yeah, really.

What's taking you so damn long?

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe some food, maybe some cheeseburgers.

You know, I could eat that myself.

And I was like, you're just sitting there.

You're not doing anything.

Come on, grow.

Yeah.

I'm getting pretty sick of this crap.

Yeah, you're just taking your sweet ass time, peddling around, and I'm sick of it.

And I want you to just sit there and think about all I've done for you.

And next time I'm going to get the belt.

Yeah, there's not going to be a next time.

You're not going to kick your ass like that.

Well, class, overall, I'm really pleased with this project.

You all did a marvelous job getting in touch with the earth.

But I must say, Beavis and Butthead, I'm a little disappointed.

What happened to your corn?

We made it into nachos already.

Yeah, they were really good.

That's a thing.

Come on, what really happened?

Oh, we fed it and watered it and tried talking to it and stuff.

But I just had a bad attitude about growing.