Made For Love

- Enter right here to win an unreleased G-phone 5!

Unreleased G-phone 5?

You can win it at today's lecture.

One ticket gets one entry, but you must be present to win.

Okay. Yeah, here you go.

- Do these hold a charge longer?

- Oh, yeah, they hold a charge for 48 hours.

It's incredible. - Whoa.

- Thank you. - I'll take four tickets.

- Okay. And you can totally dunk these in water,

and it still works. It's amazing.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- I'll take six tickets. - Oh, wise man.

Wise man. - Cool.

Yeah. Thank you so much.

Hey, I hope you win that phone. - Yeah, me too.

Thank you. - Yeah.

Yeah?

- The 5 isn't even developed yet.

I would know.

Um...

Who is this?

Clever scam.

Does it work often?

- Um, I don't-- this is like--

I do this on an as-needed basis.

I--I have a very overdue speeding ticket.

Did you make enough?

- Yeah... - Good.

You know, my lecture is about this.

- About what? - Every time I talk

to a group of young inspiring entrepreneurs,

all they want to know is what it takes to succeed.

Be born rich.

Right?

I mean, for starters. - No, no.

It's being able to spot opportunity

and understand human desire.

That's what you did back there,

and what I'm doing now. - Which one are you doing?

You're spotting an opportunity,

or you're understanding human desire?

Well, both.

I would like you to join me for dinner tonight.

In Rome.

What? Like...

Italy, Rome?

Um...

Yeah, I don't have a passport.

You don't need one.

Not with me.

I have exams tomorrow.

- Two hours of your time. That's all I'm asking.

- Whoa, do you have, like, a sonic jet or something?

- Location's in your phone. My assistant will greet you

when you get there. 7:00 p.m. tonight, Hazel Green.

- Wait. Sorry, how did you know that that was my name?

Hazel Green.

- Yeah? - Lyle Herringbone.

I'm here to escort you to Mr. Gogol.

Oh, okay.

What is that? - Alfredo's.

Mr. Gogol is waiting inside. Right this way.

- Is he gonna kill me in there?

- He never does his own killing.

It was just a joke. I'm sorry.

You're gonna be fine.

The door will open right there.

- Hazel Green. You made it.

I have to say that...

that dress suits you.

You look absolutely radiant.

- Thanks. - Please.

This looks...

so real.

Thank you.

You know I could, uh,

explain how it works,

who these people are and,

you know, why I built it.

Ask me anything.

- Okay. - Yeah.

What's good here?

Hazel.

Come and join us for a few moments.

We want to discuss a few things about your stay with us.

Okay. What's up?

- Well, I took the liberty of putting together

a rudimentary cost analysis.

- Seriously? - I know it's been a while

since maybe you've seen a bill. - No, no, no.

Why is she wearing Mom's robe? - All right.

Stop trying to change the subject.

Come on. Look at the list.

Just like a--a ballpark figure

of what your rent should be.

- My rent? - Mm-hmm.

- I don't have any money! - Well, okay,

but if you're gonna stay here,

you gotta chip in.

- I don't have time to get a job.

I mean, I got to get a divorce.

I have to find a neurosurgeon

so that I can get this chip out of my brain.

Where are the keys? - Sit down.

Sit. Sit!

Look, divorces take a long time,

so you're gonna need cash anyway, regardless.

You think the lawyers, they're gonna work for free?

Brain surgeons, what, they work for hugs?

Fine. $200.

Is that good? Does that work?

Will that get me another month here?

- Yeah, well, there's a couple other...

general issues.

- Oh, my God. Jesus. - Namely,

I need you pay a little more respect to Diane.

It is what it is.

She's part of the family.

- Enlighten me on how this works.

Do you take a bite out of her food

and then pretend that she ate it?

Oh!

Is it ruined if I do it?

Add toast to the list.

Noted.

I'll get you the money.

Hey, how much does Diane pay in rent?

- Mr. Gogol, you, my friend, are doing the right thing.

Yeah.

She wants smells in the hub?

We build her a smell cube. - Yeah.

- I'm very reasonable. - Sir?

- She'll love this. - Yes.

Uh-uh.

No.

I mean, she's just too upset right now

to appreciate it, but the chip--the chip is working.

Look how much more I know about her,

how much more I understand her.

Honestly, I think this--this process

has really brought us closer together than ever.

- Totally. - No! No!

No, I said nothing edible!

- Many people enjoy the smell of cinnamon,

even if they don't like to eat it.

- But we're gonna note that as a no.

It's climbing up my sinuses.

It's climbing up my sinuses.

- Maybe we should present Hazel with some smell samples

since ultimately, this cube is for her.

There's no sense in making you smell more than you have to.

- What are you saying? Make her part of the process?

That's good.

Oh, that's good. What is this?

- Oh, that's glass. - That's lovely.

- It's empty. - Empty glass.

Put that on the list.

I like that. - Yes, sir.

- Oh, hi. There's a digital detox today

for the yoga class. Yes, namaste.

Aw, thank you. Namaste. Have a good class.

Hi, there's a digital detox for the yoga class today, actually.

So I'll take your phone. - Mm-mm.

- It's actually a requirement of the class.

I'm so sorry, but namaste.

Just be present. Deep breaths.

- Thank you. - Okay. Thank you.

10.

20 for the 8,

even though that is cracked as hell.

20, 20.

45 for the Gogol X.

- Why so much for the Gogol phone?

They last forever.

They don't, really.

That's a piece of shit right there.

It's a piece of shit.

- Six bucks for this last one. - Great.

- You got to be fucking kidding me!

Hi. Bangles, hi.

- "Bangles," seriously? - Um, you know what?

I'm actually on my way out, but it was so, um,

it was so good to see you.

- Yeah, no, you're not going anywhere, okay?

We're gonna fucking catch up.

Okay.

- I was, like, "No way my best friend,

"my fucking ride or die, would screw me over like that.

She's my best friend. She'll bring the dress back."

Oh, no. No, fucking way. - Okay.

- This dress is my entire grade.

- Okay, but okay-- B-Bangles, I won't even eat.

I'm gonna be so careful with it.

Do you not trust me or something?

- Who do I see a couple weeks later?

You, in a fucking magazine.

With Byron?

I wanted to call and explain,

but I--I didn't have a phone.