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HELP
Mysterious legends about apparitions, ghosts, and supernatural phenomena.
In other words—clack, clack—ghost stories.
Behind it all is a secret organization that makes its living
by terrifying folk and sending them into a frenzy.
It's called—ting—the Kaikigumi.
HELP
MYSTERY 6
Hey! You were checking out my panties, weren't you? Creep.
I had bigger things to worry about!
Oh, don't give me excuses.
You were too distracted by my face lump to take a peek at my panties, is that it?
Precisely!
You're so mean.
So they're not even worth a look compared to my face lump?
Won't someone just ogle my panties?!
U-Um...
Never mind about that. What the heck is that thing, anyway?
How the heck should I know? It just showed up one day.
But it doesn't hurt, so I figured it's no big deal.
Are you out of your mind?
It's still a lump of some kind, right? You should go see a dermatologist.
Mind your own business.
I don't need a rude guy like you telling me what to do.
Goodbye.
HEHEHE
Sounds like she's possessed by something nasty.
She'd better get it taken care of before it's too late.
I knew it. That's why I told her to see a dermatologist.
I don't think a dermatologist will cut it.
But it looked like she didn't care. What happens if she doesn't do anything?
Well, I'm pretty sure it's going to be a problem.
HEHEHE
Oh, hush up! What's so funny, anyway? I can't sleep if you keep laughing.
You're just a lump.
Why are you following me?
Because I want to see the face lump.
Yeah, but she already hates me, and the thing's under her skirt.
You can't just look at it.
Just flip her skirt.
Are you nuts? You trying to get me arrested?
Oh.
Fancy meeting you again. Good day.
I'm sorry for yelling at you yesterday. I realized you had a point.
I was crazy to leave something so creepy untreated.
Oh, good. So you're going to a dermatologist? A wise decision.
You're weirdly set on the dermatologist idea, aren't you?
That's not necessary anymore. I already got rid of it.
Huh?
Last night, I just went for it and sliced it off.
Y-You mean you cut it off yourself?
Leave it to a dermatologist! It'll get infected otherwise!
That's a dermatologist's job!
So what did you do with the face lump you cut off?
It's around.
She seemed different from yesterday.
See? I told you it was gonna be a problem.
Huh?
Go after it.
Don't let it get away.
You tried to remove it by yourself and it didn't go well, huh?
That lump took over your body, didn't it?
That's exactly what happened.
I'm the girl with the panties you talked to yesterday.
And the one who walked off just now was the face lump on my thigh.
How dare it do this to me!
I have to say, you're really settling into being a face lump.
Hurry up!
You have to go after that thing so I can get my body back!
Hey, Mechako. What the heck should I do?
Go see a dermatologist.
I've got a body at last.
My new life begins now.
I know! I'll go to that vintage café I've always wanted to visit.
I'll drink coffee and pee my brains out.
Ah, this is the life!
Not so fast, you parasite.
That's my body. Get out of it, you filthy thief.
Never! I've finally become a beautiful butterfly.
I'm never going back to being a caterpillar.
Take that!
Whoa! Watch it!
That's right! You shouldn't throw a side kick on pure impulse!
H-Hey, you okay?
Huh?
Ow, that hurt.
Did I get my body back?
All right!
What happened to the face lump?
Probably got squashed. Poor thing.
Poor face lump. I can kind of relate to you.
People always treat me like I'm untouchable, too.
Figures.
Okay!
Let's all go to that vintage café!
We'll honor the face lump's memory with some coffee and a good long pee.
Go to a dermatologist. You're oozing pus.
FACULTY ROOM
Sorry for the trouble.
Why am I the one who gets yelled at?
Getting hurt and being late... She did that to herself.
Yone!
Wh-What the... Are you okay?
I can't take it anymore.
What's the problem? You got the runs?
How I wish it were only diarrhea.
H-Help me.
My mind's completely consumed by panties.
Hey! You think I'm some kind of pervert, don't you?!
Well, yeah.
You've got it all wrong. I'm not a pervert.
Yet all I can think about is panties.
Wouldn't that make more sense if you were a pervert?
Oh, hey!
Yone!
Panties. Panties. Panties.
Panties. Panties. Panties.
Hi there. I'm Panty.
Panty. Panty. Panty. Panty. Panty—
Oh, yeah. Did you see the ambulance earlier?
I heard a boy fell down the stairs.
He kept repeating something about panties.
Seriously? Was he caught peeping under girls' skirts?
Gross.
A guy's gotta know where to draw the line. Don't you think?
Foolish humans.
They automatically associate panties with something dirty.
You do as well, don't you? Look at me.
Just what are you?
Don't make me repeat myself, fool.
I'm Panty.
Panty. Pa-Pa-Panty. Fool. Pa-pa-pa—
So what do you want from me, Panty?
What's all the yelling?
Uh, well...
You're looking pretty pale. Everything all right?
What a good friend you have. He's clearly worried about you.
If there's something on your mind, it's only fair you tell him.
Pa...
Pa?
Pan...
...spermia theory. I was just thinking about it.
You had me worried. Don't work yourself so hard.
I can't tell him!
He'll think I'm a pervert!
So you see yourself as a pervert.
What do you suppose people who make underwear would think if they saw you?
Shut up! Stop saying stuff like that!
Wh-What?
There.
I was just gonna borrow some books since I'm bored.
Huh?
Mechako, don't you see it?
See what?
Well, the pa...
Pa...
Pankration's origins.
Did you hit your head or something?
By the way, what's with this floating underwear?
Say something if you can see it!
Well, I wanted to stay away from it, so...
So you had the same struggle as me? My bad.
My official name is "Panty," young lady.
So, let me guess. It latched onto you because you're a pervert?
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