Expecting (Gus)

嗯。 Babe. Mmm.

莉齐。 嗯。 Lizzie. Mmm.

没有。嗯。 来吧 请。 No. Mmm. Come on, please.

嗯。 我累了 彼得。 （呼气） Mmm. I'm tired, Peter. (EXHALES)

宝贝 来吧 只有一个。 Baby, come on, just one.

彼得。 Peter.

请。 Please.

（莉齐笑着轻声）

它从来没有不好笑。 （莉齐笑） It's never not funny. (LIZZIE LAUGHING)

莉齐： 你真的喜欢它。 我喜欢它。 You really like it. I love it.

（莉齐笑） （狗喘气） (DOG PANTING)

嗯。爱你。 嗯。 Mmm. Love you. Mmm.

哦 是的。 嗯。 Oh, yeah. Mmm.

（狗呜咽） 乔伊斯 离床面。 Joyce, off the bed.

（电话铃声） 哦 你得 是在开玩笑。 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

哎。 Hey.

他偷了 我他妈的观看。 He stole my fucking watch.

为时已晚 被调用 安迪。 什么 It's too late to be calling, Andie. What?

我遇见的家伙 在毛茸茸的柠檬。 我们发生了性关系 The guy that I met at the Hairy Lemon. We had sex,

他偷了我的手表 费用多于 他他妈的车。 he stole my watch, which cost more than his fucking car.

嗯 我想我有你的手表。 Um, I think I have your watch.

什么 What?

你离开它 当你去到海滩。 You left it here when you went to the beach.

安迪：哦。 Oh.

没有。不 他妈的它 这是我爸爸的。 我不给狗屎。 No. No, fuck it, it's my Dad's. I don't give a shit.

我将讨论 你的明天。 安迪：无。等待。 I'll talk to you tomorrow. No. Wait.

我可以过来 仍然感觉 这家伙偷了手表。 Can I come over? Still feels like this guy stole the watch.

（呼气）

安迪：哎 狗。 Hey, dog.

哪知 你会留在 昨晚。 Didn't realize you'd stayed over last night.

嗯。我应该 刚刚租了一个房间 从你们。 Hmm. I should just rent out a room from you guys.

哈。 Ha.

哎 你想有一个松饼 Hey, you want a muffin?

我得到的总 你喜欢西葫芦种。 I got the gross zucchini kind you like.

你知道 我有一个朋友 通过谁去 八轮试管婴儿 You know, I had a friend who went through eight rounds of IVF

之前 她怀孕了。 before she got pregnant.

好吧 也许 它不是八人。 它更像是两人。 Okay, maybe it wasn't eight. It was more like two.

你是什么人 说起 What are you talking about?

我们或许应该 走了。 We should probably get going.

我不想你 迟到治疗。 I don't want you to be late for therapy.

治疗。 我不能相信 你在治疗。 Therapy. I can't believe you're in therapy.

我只是不明白 你为什么要告诉她 一切。 I just don't understand why you have to tell her everything.

我不 告诉她一切。 I don't tell her everything.

好了 她知道 我们正在做的 又一轮试管婴儿 Well, she knows we're doing another round of IVF,

其中 顺便说一句 是消息给我。 which, by the way, was news to me.

我的意思是 我们如何 即使它会付出代价 I mean, how are we even gonna pay for it?

我们买不起 过去三次。 We couldn't afford it the last three times.

好了 我可以做 一些辅导。 Well, I could do some more tutoring.

勉强 涵盖食品。 （叹气） That barely covers groceries. (SIGHS)

对不起 对不起。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

你知道 你不 要驾驶这样的 昂贵的汽车 彼得。 You know, you don't have to drive such an expensive car, Peter.

嗯 我有 图像呈现 给我的客户。 Well, I have an image to present to my clients.

还好。 Okay.

我从一开始就表示 我会永远 直跟你们俩。 I have said from the start that I would always be straight with you both.

我愿意 中风轴 And I'm willing to stroke the shaft,

但我不会 摇篮球。 but I'm not gonna cradle the balls.

因为 事情是 这是 嗯... Because, the thing is, this is, um...

这是无聊的。 This is boring.

是的。真的 我一直在看 你们两个。 Yeah. Really, I've been watching the two of you.

你淹没在海中 无聊的废话 You're drowning in the sea of boring bullshit,

和我窒息 在烟雾。 and I am choking on the fumes.

我的意思是 你已经来临 在这里 我不知道 也许 I mean, you have been coming in here, I don't know, maybe,

好了 过了一年 well, over a year,

我不认为我们中的任何 真的说什么。 and I don't think any of us have really said anything.

它就像 我们谈论 每周天气。 It's like we're talking about the weather every week.

新闻闪 这是洛杉矶。 它总是阳光明媚。 没有人给出了一个他妈的。 News flash, it's LA. It's always sunny. Nobody gives a fuck.

所以 让我们的工作重点 别的东西。 So, let's focus on something else.

谢谢 博士。格雷森 谢谢。 Thank you, Dr. Grayson, thank you.

以前的主人 是植物学教授 他... Previous owner was a professor of botany, and he...

你可以告诉他小心翼翼 他的花园 这是理所当然的 You can tell he took care of his garden, and rightfully so,

考虑 美丽的景色。 considering the beautiful vista.

你可能会花 很多时候回到这里。 You would probably spend a lot of time back here.

现在这个... 不 你不希望 弄湿 Now this... No, you don't want to get wet?

喜。这房子刚 去市场上 并考虑到它的美丽 Hi. This house just went on the market, and considering its beauty,

它可能是要去 蛮快的。 it is probably gonna go pretty fast.

哪来的游泳池 Where's the pool?

对不起 I'm sorry?

（嘲笑） 这不是一个池。 这是一个他妈的培养皿。 This isn't a pool. It's a fucking petri dish.

嘿 皮特！ 不出汗了。 Hey, Pete! Don't sweat it.

我知道你会 下一次带来的魔力。 I know you'll bring the magic next time.

你好 贝拉。 Ciao, bella.

冲洗袋。 Douche bag.

好吧 让我们试试 “他知道她的”。 Okay, so let's try, "He knows her".

金正日拉connait。 Il la connait.

TRES边 先生。 Tres bien, monsieur.

这是伟大的。 （门铃响起） That's great. (DOORBELL RINGS)

让我们来海滩起来 婊子。 Let's beach it up, bitch.

我只是完成了 这里与贾斯汀。 I'm just finishing up here with Justin.

承认这一点 你完全 拉玫琳凯莱图尔诺。 你能不能闭嘴 Admit it, you're totally pulling a Mary Kay Letourneau. Could you shut up?

我想见见他。 我可以和他见面 嘘！ What? I want to meet him. Can I meet him? Shh!

乔伊斯！ Joyce!

得到它了。 不理会她。 乔伊斯 乔伊斯。 Get it away. Just ignore her. Joyce, Joyce.

贾斯汀 这是 我的朋友 安迪。 Justin, this is my friend, Andie.

俺爹哎！ Andie? Hey!

哎。 Hey.

安迪 你还好吗 Andie, you okay?

是的。 Yeah.

是啊 我马上就出来。 Yeah, I'll be right out.

哎。 Hey.

你觉得可能 你有食物中毒 Do you think maybe you've got food poisoning?

没有。 No.

你 够暖和 是的。 Are you warm enough? Yeah.

（叹气）

对不起 莉齐。 I'm sorry, Lizzie.

什么 What?

为什么 Why?

因为 Because,

这就是这么不公平。 this is just so unfair.

哎。它会 没事。 Hey. It's gonna be all right.

我们要去的数字了这一点。 We're gonna figure this out.

那么 谁是帅哥 有人遇到她 在互联网上 So, who's the guy? Someone she met on the internet?

不 它只是某人 她遇到了在酒吧。 No, it's just somebody she met in a bar.

（笑） 耶稣。 Jesus.

那么 什么是她该怎么办 So, what's she gonna do?

（呼气） 好了 她不知道。 Well, she doesn't know.

上床睡觉。 Come to bed.

我告诉我的父亲。 I told my father.

他说什么 What'd he say?

他说他会支持我 无论我决定。 He said he'd support me whatever I decided.

然后他需要 去打高尔夫球。 And then he needed to go play golf.

你知道 我真的不 希望有一个孩子 You know, I really don't want to have a baby,

但摆脱 它在我的年龄 似乎有点笨拙。 but to get rid of it at my age seems a little gauche.

（咯咯地笑）

好了 你不 必须告诉任何人。 Well, you don't have to tell anyone.

没有人会 要知道。 你会知道的。 No one would have to know. You'd know.

给你。 4糖。 嗯 嗯。 Here you are. Four sugars. Mmm-hmm.

啊 肯定 你不想要 任何吃的东西 Ah, sure you don't want anything to eat?

我们已经得到了 一个小时。 没有 咖啡的罚款。 We've got an hour. No, coffee's fine.

因此 如何的 你的新室友 So, how's your new roommate?

他吮吸。 He sucks.

在组话太多了。 他有甲状腺肿大。 Talks too much in group. He's got a goiter.

甲状腺肿大 Goiter?

是 甲状腺问题 Is that a thyroid issue?

他得到了这个巨大的 他妈的隆起就在这里。 He's got this huge fucking bulge right here.

他喜欢抚弄它 所以它看起来像 他抽风了他的脖子。 And he likes to fondle it, so it looks like he's jerking off his neck.

哇。 Wow.

所以 你需要我 给你带来什么 不 谢谢。 So, you need me to bring you anything? No, thanks.

还好。 Okay.

没事 很好。 All right, well.

慢慢来。 Take it easy.

是啊 你也一样 老兄。 Yeah, you too, bro.

不要叫我“兄弟”。 Don't call me "bro".

你在干什么 What are you doing?

什么都没有。 Nothing.

我只是 呃 想着 嗯 I was just, uh, thinking of, uh,

开始吃晚饭。 starting dinner.

哎。 安迪：哎。 Hey. Hey.

我希望你能拥有它。 I want you to have it.

有什么 Have what?

兽成长在我里面。 The beast growing inside me.

安迪。 Andie.

你看 我知道 这听起来很疯狂... 是的。 Look, I know this sounds crazy... Yeah.

它的作用。 It does.

只是听 好吗 Just listen, okay?

我约好 在诊所 I made an appointment at the clinic,

但我不能 经历与它。 but I couldn't go through with it.

不 当我知道 你想这多少。 Not when I know how much you want this.

我能为你做到这一点。 I can do this for you.

我想。 And I want to.

只是想想而已。 Just think about it.

我 I,

我不知道该说些什么。 I don't know what to say.

说“是”。 Say "yes".

是。 Yes.

对不起 她想 就这样给 我们自己的孩子 I'm sorry, she wants to just give us her child?

我知道这听起来很 有点标新立异... I know it sounds a little unconventional...

没有 没有 没有 没有。 人们互赠 孩子所有的时间。 No, it doesn't, no, no. People give each other children all the time.

如果有什么是过时了 在这一点上... If anything is passe at this point...

嗯。你没有得到 提拉米苏 Mmm. You didn't get the tiramisu?

怎么样的父亲 不应该 他有发言权 在这 What about the father? Shouldn't he have a say in this?

她不知道 如何取得联系 和他在一起。 She doesn't know how to get in touch with him.

她甚至不知道 他的姓。 She doesn't even know his last name.

当然。 Of course.

为什么我们不能 至少这探索 Why can't we at least explore this?

乔伊斯！好了 因为 它不是一个探险。 我们不是他妈的先驱。 Joyce! Well, because it's not an expedition. We're not fucking pioneers.

我什至不能相信我们 谈论它。你知道 它是一个疯狂的想法。 I can't even believe we're talking about it. You know what? It's an insane idea.

乔伊斯！ 她在这里。 她在这里。 Joyce! There she is. She's here.

来到这里 女孩 来吧。 Come here, girl, come on.

耶稣！她拉屎 再上一层楼。 Jesus! She shit on the floor again.

哦 上帝 这是'事业 她被卡住 在房子里一整天。 Oh, God, it's 'cause she's been stuck in the house all day.

是啊 好了 她必须 训练得当。 Yeah, well, she needs to be trained properly.

来吧。 Come on.

安迪：如果他不 来到我身边 What if he doesn't come around?

哦 他会没事的。 Oh, he'll be fine.

他只是需要 一点点的时间来获得 用于想法。 He just needs a little time to get used to the idea.

所以 我要 后来见你了吧 So, I'm gonna see you later, right?

如果你是幸运的。 If you're lucky.

生日快乐。 小便了。 Happy Birthday. Piss off.

哪儿去了 （笑） 我不知道。 Where did it go? (LAUGHS) I don't know.

喔！ Whoo!

是啊！ 喔！喔！ Yeah! Whoo! Whoo!

哎 嗯 我会 嗯 Hey, um, I'm gonna, um

给你 现在你的礼物。 喔！ give you your present now. Whoo!

哦 我太激动了！ Ooh, I am so excited!

哦 我的上帝！ Oh, my God!

（安迪笑）

我试图 按时完成它。 I was trying to finish it on time.

对不起 再来 我做到了。 I'm sorry, come again? I made it.