Edagaiye Apaghatakke Karana (ಎಡಗೈಯೇ ಅಪಘಾತಕ್ಕೆ ಕಾರಣ)

Okay!

Lohith,

If you are not going to respond to my calls or e-mails,

I have to fire you.

O shit!

Oh god!

I shall come personally and explain everything to you

This is my last wish!

Hello!

Mister

Huh!

Before you take that bunny leap, let me clear something up!

Room number 603.

A person has been admitted to the ICU in Apollo hospital.

The entire body is fractured.

Unfortunately,

he’s struggling to die, not live.

And hey,

He took a flying leap right from the spot where you're awkwardly standing.

Hey! You stay away from me.

But before you take the leap, you must thank that great man.

Because he proved...

.. that it’s easier to face depression than death.

Hello brother!

I wasn’t about to commit suicide.

In a time when folks are more attached to their smartphones than their own limbs,

how come you toss away your phone?

Brother...

I’m 33, not some teenager.

My phone had conked. I tossed it, that's it.

So I can buy a new phone.

Mr Ambani..

.. have you seen yourself in the mirror?

Looks like you haven’t slept in ages!

And now?

Do I look fresh enough?

Please ! You can leave now

Hey!

Don’t drink much water when you’re set to commit suicide.

Brother please!

Let me at least die peacefully.

Exactly! That's what I’m telling you, brother.

If you jump off this ledge, I swear, you cannot die in peace.

If you're looking for a peaceful exit, swing with me right away

Bro!

Hey brother!

Wait!

Bro, is your house close by, or should I book a cab?

Go on.

Uh... Location?

Actually…

Mobile...

Mr Ambani, just come.

The apartment kids.

They’re thrilled because they get to play on Saturdays.

Those were the days man!

Sorry, I wasn’t aware that there are kids in this apartment.

You don’t know so many things dude.

But you think suicide is the answer to everything.

Bro,

what exactly are you trying to tell me?

Nothing.

I’m glad you didn’t jump off.

You would've ruined the kids' weekend

Bro! Bro! Bro!

Wait a minute!

you advised me not to drink water before dying.

You also know that leaping from that ledge won't kill me

And also that the kids will have a bad weekend if I do.

How?!

How do you know all these things?

Experience brother.

See...

suicide has two sides to it.

If you fail to commit suicide,

The shame of being a coward will haunt you.

And if you succeed,

the whole world will label you as a chicken

I just don’t care! Brother, I want to just die!!

Damn! These bloody bummers!

You nearly died on the road just now.

Come with me..

you can die in peace.

How’s that?

Push your suicide plans for a bit,

and tell me what happened in your life.

Because once you die,

There is no one to listen to your story.

My name is Lohit.

Do you fancy to hear just my current tragedy or all of it from the beginning?!

It’s better to share right from the beginning.

Bro, when a baby is born, The entire family celebrates.

But that wasn’t in my case

-Rajesh! -Hmm.

Rajesh!

When the baby was being delivered, his left hand was bogged,

She tried really hard.

So her BP rose high and…

We tried our level best.

But... I am sorry.

Like the doctor mentioned,

had my left hand not got stuck,

my mother would have still been by my side.

Anna (brother),

be assured he won’t do well in studies with his left-handedness.

That Patil’s son is also a leftie.

The boy who should’ve poked injections as a doctor,

poked a knife and murdered someone!

This is the right time to make Lohit a rightie.

He might be Patil’s son.

This is Rajesh’s son.

Sometimes, I feel relatives more than make up for the lack of enemies.

Dr. Vishnuvardhan

APJ Abdul Kalam, Barack Obama, Sachin Tendulkar

and Amitabh Bachchan were all lefties.

But they will never cite their examples.

Tell me why?

Because they are relatives!

After 12 years,

my father too finally stopped worrying.

But my relatives

They tried sorcery, black magic and all things possible before,

finally bringing me to this guy.

Give me your hand.

What bad luck!!

Give me your right hand boy!!

Bro, they call him the Father of our Nation.

He was a left hander too.

But in this world that’s been only designed for right handers,

he too faced many problems.

For example, even a basic pencil sharpener has been designed for right handers.

I can’t even sharpen my pencil properly with my left hand.

Not just sharpener! Scale, scissors or any stationary for that matter.

I had to fight for everything.

But I also took advantage of it.

I mean... To create awareness, you know.

-Preeti.. -Hmm.

-Can you please sharpen my pencil? -Hmm.

She is not my love interest.

She’s just a friend!

Look at how easily right handers sharpen a pencil!

Here comes the bullies!

Hey Loddya (Lefty)!

Can I ask you something?

Hey!

My name is Lohit, man.

Okay listen Lohit the Loddya (Lefty).

Do you both eat and wash ass with your same left hand?

I choose not to respond.

With which hand I eat or wash

But I made sure that they will foreverremember my punching hand

Gold medal for academic excellence goes to Lohit Rajesh!

Loddya (Lefty).

Even I’d forget that I am leftie,

people would never fail to remind me.

Alas!

So there I was, last night

despite practicing my right-hand handshake facing the mirror

it didn’t help in any way.

Once again all the best.

Thank you sir.

Bro, you might wonder why being a leftie is bugging me so much.

Guys...

Isn't it so?

Does anyone know how to play this?

I do!

Is it?

- -Okay!

Dude, that’s a right-handed guitar.

Um...

That’s okay, I’ll change the strings.

Hmm(!)

I'am the best musician in the group.

But by the time I turn a right-handed guitar into a left-handed one

nobody would be around.

It’s his guitar,

that’s why he’s stayed back.

Talking of guitars,

Pradyorthan has composed an amazing track.

Please play that.

Hey! Not this track.

He’s composed an exclusive track for Left-Handers'

Play that.

Ah!

This is the one.

Hey! Stop the bike!

Yo! -Hey! Hey!

I said stop and you’re coming straight at me!

What did he do?

Sir, he was talking on the phone.

Pay the fine chap.

Sir,

The ACP is a distant relative.

Not that distant too, he’s quite close. -Sir.. please.. Don't do it..

Okay pay the fine here and show the receipt over there.

Hey! Stop the vehicle.

Hey! Go, go.

Give it in your right hand, boy.

Why are you giving with your left?