The Wife on Vacation... The Lover in Town

THE WOMAN IN HOLIDAY ... A LOVER IN THE CITY '

I turned hell to send employees on vacation.

I do not take much. Two three garments, only for a trip ...

Not walk naked ... Stairs...

What happened? I fell out laughing.

How could you be so careless? Come here and take the other!

Others? Not only were these?

Hasten The train leaves in an hour. I'm going!

You should not marry me, Should Gondrand marry.

My name is Andrea Damiani and work in the meat industry.

As you probably understand, That's my wife.

It's a little burst, but a good woman.

The problem is that I have a special lover.

Look! Is there. We arrived in Milan three months ago.

It's like a cat, sitting on the roof. It's crazy and jealous ...

Jealous... Jealous of my wife.

And to control me, do acrobatics every day. Look!

The problem is that not Wide neither of them.

As the doctor It is fashionable today ...

Pretending not to see me. Think is blind, as his wife did not see anything.

I do not know what I'm capable.

Valeria! What's it?

Do not put too much in this case?

I put necessary. You can not handle?

Quick, let's miss the train.

Andrea! Have you seen my bag? No, dear! I have not seen.

I put here in bed ...

So I would not close. You did not see the bag?

Who put it there? Me. What do you look ...

I answer. You close the bag and leads to the elevator.

Casa Damiani! With Mr. Patron, please!

And to you. Milan?

Hello! Are you, stupid?

Yes I am. Chinese...?

I give Chinese ... The Chinese.

Last year were Russians You can not go to the mountains.

Try my dear, to see the scandal I do with your chinesinha.

Well, I'll stay. I obey!

I could not say no. I was mistaken.

I sent your holiday employed, Who knows what you need to do ...

Rest assured, I will not mess anything. I can go eat at your mother ...

No, no! Nothing like a mother .. Is better...

Quick to Turin, line 3, the car 11.

Excuse me if I do not expect, but must return to the office, they come from China.

Let me ... in a few days, I encounter.

Do not worry, I'm used to individual vacation, summer or winter ...

you is an angel woman ... Yes Yes...

Say, lady! Where you go?

Send luggage the Hotel Royal!

No more traveling, lady? later. Here's the money, is the change.

Thank you Madam! Hello...!

Good day sir!

What are you doing in my chair? Organizing things on your desk ...

... First of all be closed ...

How close? Office remains open.

Said we vacation until next Monday.

What vacation? What holiday ...?

We work in the food industry, we do not have vacation.

What are we, a construction company? Yes sir...! No sir!

Giovanni, you should stay preached the phone.

Anyone who calls to say administrative office is closed until Monday.

We were here just to say those who call that is closed?

Giovanni, not just to call my wife or my mother ...

They never phoned. This time, they can call.

Say that the office is open and I was to discuss with the Chinese.

you got it? The Chinese?

Just as I promised. you are still on probation ...

I'm free, sir, I tell Ihes call soon.

Tonight you will stay here two extra hours.

As you wish, sir! Do not do anything stupid!

What are you doing? as What I'm doing? What are you doing?

you do not see? Putting my socks. I see, I see ...! And I see ...!

Who turned on the light? Sir...!

Welcome, sir! What are you doing in my house, Giulia?

as in? The doorman saw you? Keep calm, no one saw me.

I entered the terrace. How many times must I say it's dangerous?

House Not very clean ... Giulia...!

Taste a little see if you like!

that scent ... you like the new maid?

I want to eat soon ... Hungry is sit there.

No, I'm here eating yourself ...

Stop this! To see if your roast is ready?

I'm ready... What distraction!

Hurt, dear? I have nothing.

Be careful with it, it burns.

Ready. We can go the table, everything is ready.

What is good.. you like ...?

Bombolotti Roman Alla, Ravioli al sugo ...

Spinach Turkish Alla.

Colombian sauce. Great!

you like goulash? The goulash is driving me crazy!

Take hands, make two hours that work in the kitchen, go to the table!

Go away! Do not be angry!

In fact, I did nothing wrong.

Please! Thank you!

No, ma'am, I should to pay for the show.

Remember me every time you go to change.

The only radio taxi in the city.

I guarantee that I will fast as lightning.

Good evening! Remember, 6767!

Casadei Emilio, 6767.

I thought I was classical faithful wife?

My husband does not love take the pajamas.

With the lights out ... guarantee it's a waste of time.

I always dreamed of falling into the abyss of pleasure,

to achieve strong peaks passion and aggressive, deep and romantic.

... As always promises that Giovanni. Earl of Sanseverino.

Fate helped me find it and I hope my dream will come true.

I trust him. At least it has the coat ...

I'm Giovanni Sanseverino. Others call me Giovanni in Caretta.

Ibitonto! In the sense that I was born Abitonto.

By the way, my cousin Peppino wanted worked as a waiter in Sanseverino village,

and they are now in Switzerland, Afraid of being seen.

One night, we took the signature a contract and I was on a show

and there I met the blonde you see.

Settle! Thank you!

The romantic atmosphere created by the music Chopin, lit in us the flame of desire.

In the interval I pretended Count San Severino, I had to meet her

Even if it is not purely and You want to tell me her name.

Excuse me, I have to answer the phone. Please!

Casa Conde Sanseverino. Who is it? I'm Peppinio! Giovanni!

Wait a minute.

I had no interference. It was my job.

My cousin got me on that roll. I could not do anything

Now what? If the bosses return, They throw me on the street, as a bastard.

as is, Peppino? I was talking to ...

She came? Yes, she came.

You were right, it's beautiful.

Try not explain with great interest.

I almost forgot, I said My butler is gay!

You are a girl and your sister a bitch which unfortunately is my cousin.

Do not let see, I come right out here

I did not understand why I should do your part ...

We talked.

Madame!

Want a drink? A tea. Thank you!

With pleasure!

I'm a good cook? Exceptional.

and as a waitress? Unequaled.

Come here! Whose is this?

Do not Want to eat your cake first? Just wait ...

Make an act of love, my love!

Like the cake?

The cream a little sour. As? I did.

What you have tonight, Giulia? I'm not only good in bed, is not it?

Please do not start again! and I'll start again.

I got tired of running from behind you like a cat in heat.

I'm tired of waiting his wife go on vacation,

to spend a day all with you.

Thank you! For inventing the delegates: Chinese, Russian, Afghan ...

Burunello of '73!

Giulia! I love you heart... Your dead heart ...

The Count saw it take? It is in Milan, and will come like lightning.

It is in Milan? I must leave tonight.

I can not wait. You do not know the count, madame!

How many relationships do you have? You'll be here in two minutes.

What are you talking about Peppino ... I spoke in my language, lady ...

Pugliez not feel my accent?

No! We are in Parma used to speak Italian.

What do you look at? the opening

the opening of the dress. Do you like?

It is a beautiful model, is not it? I have a very good tailor.

He worked many years in Paris.

a beautiful woman is the openings. It is true.

How much sugar? Two teaspoons.

That's how my mother used to say ... Poor mother ...

He died? She lives! Has no money, poor!

He wanted me a seamstress ...

Earl told me about you ...

why, you see? a little.

A little bit ...

I sit with you? Of course!

I want to say something IHE. I never told anyone.

It is because of hormones. Yes?

98% of my hormones are female. I will go to Casablanca to operate.

I'm glad you are well.

I get it. I do not know how it is being alone with a man.

With me it is quiet, you're safe.

The house does not shoot. I'll see what it is.

Be careful! Fur ... what a mess...

What are you doing? No...

Hot water...

Fire on the back ... Sorry, ma'am!

Divorce puts all the ground.

Bank loans. If I leave, will not lend me more.

You want to see me poor? Yes.

I Do not! I do not know what it is to be poor.

I am used to be rich. Slowly, Giulia.

Slowly, Giulia! Get up! Better wash with shower!

My eyes are filled with foam, I see nothing. It's a bit of shampoo ...

Not al. Come here! You take me!

Follows his beloved Giulietta. You are a treasure ...!

Stops and lowers his head. not my fault if the tub is low.

How can bathe Valeria cuvette with the low?

This is the place. It's good for you?

Wash you fool, idiot!

Giulietta! Liar!

You will see what you if I catch you!

Come here, Giulietta! Stop it!

You were always bad. You you ...