Heera

'Every ship arrives at its port.'

'Those that don't have anybody, have God.'

"Heera!"

"Heera!"

"Heera!"

"Heera!"

"Heera!"

Hey, Captain!

Look! Asha's brother-in-law!

Oh, my God! Run!

Run...

Oh, darn you!

Darn him! Again I broke my pot because of him.

Thank God that Captain smashed your pot and not your head.

Heera, for God's sake, keep Captain tied up.

He's made everyone's life miserable.

My darling, he isn't troubling us.

- In fact, he has brought us together. - Get lost!

I'm so scared.

Oh god.

He made our life hell.

Oh, God! If you really want the ram as your pet...

...then leave him tied up at home.

And listen, if you can't keep him tied up at home...

...then tie him to your neck.

We can't have our pots broken everyday, Heera.

Don't lie, Lehariya.

My Captain doesn't even want to see your face.

Yes, why would he want to see my face?

This poor fellow comes to greet your future wife.

Lehariya, mind your tongue!

Don't go slandering me!

What's there to fight about?

Every morning, my Captain gets out to get a glimpse of goddesses like you.

- Feed him a little milk, that's all. - Oh, sure, why not?

But you should tell Asha. After all, they're related.

Shut up! How are we related?

- How are you and I related? - What did you say?

- How are we related? - I see.

Manglu, tell her.

- In the same way that Shiri was related to Farhad. - Now you tell her.

- In the same way that Heer was related to Ranjha. - And you.

In the same way that Laila was related to Majnu.

Heera and Asha share the same relationship.

- Stop this nonsense. - Listen to me.

It would be better if you go away from here without saying anything

...or they'll get us married right here.

Get us married? Get lost.

Have you ever seen your face in a mirror?

I swear on you, Asha, whenever I look in the mirror...

...I see your face, but behind your reflection...

...I see your gorgeous father's face.

Hey, I mentioned him, and he's right here?

Makhanlal, I departed from the house at an auspicious moment.

Today we shouldn't run into any strange men...

...or we'll have to return empty-handed today as well.

I'm going to seize Kalua's bulls.

Sir, we'll definitely seize Kalua's bulls today.

But have you ever thought about the fact...

...that all the cows and buffalos of the village...

...graze in your field for free?

Makhanlal, don't try to teach me. I'm Lala Dhaniram.

Uncle, good morning.

- Makhanlal... - Yes?

It's no longer auspicious.

Get out of the way, you bad seed.

You called me "bad seed" again, Uncle?

Have I said something wrong?

Uncle, be courteous.

I called you "uncle". I didn't call you my father-in-law, did I?

Mind your tongue, rascal!

How dare you speak like that?

Uncle, you're defaming yourself.

It's something to think about. You control everyone's cattle...

...fields, houses, furniture and jewellery.

Despite having all this...

...you send your young daughter to fill water?

You fool! You've learnt English and now you're teaching me?

Fool, the morning air is good for health.

Uncle, you need good health at your age...

- ...but your young daughter doesn't at her age. - Mind your own business.

And don't try to teach me.

- Makhanlal, hold the horse. Let's go. - Let's go.

Come. Wastrel!

I see.

- Sir... - Yes?

If Dhaniram seizes Kalua's bulls...

...Kalua will starve to death.

Manglu, that'll happen only when...

...Lala Dhaniram will reach there.

- Manglu? - Yes.

- Let my Captain go. - Shall I?

Hail Lord Bajrangbali !

Oh god!

I'm dead! Help! Makhanlal, help!

Makhanlal!

Hey! Help me, Makhanlal!

The wrestler of Jumrutalayya, Dhakad Singh.

...whose ram has won 10 fights.

Shirva village's young Heera Singh.

Get ready for the fight.

Start.

Come on.

Get him!

Manglu, wait.

Yes, wrestler, what do you want to say?

- My ram hasn't lost yet. - He isn't lost yet?

Your ram ran away in front of the whole village.

He might have run away, but I'm still here.

- How will you run away? - You'll have to fight with me.

Get lost!

- In what way? - Like rams.

But there's a condition. Whoever loses the fight...

...will have to shave off his moustache.

Okay, I accept.

The fight starts now.

Excellent.

1. 2...

...3. 4...

1...

- Heera, think about your moustache. - 2... 3...

- Get up, it's time to shave. - 4...

Sir, Captain maintained our prestige.

Now it's your name to do the same. Get up.

Here is Rs.5. Please count slowly. Oh, God!

- Get up! Get up! - Yes!

Come on.

Get up.

Come on!

Mother Goddess, you're our protector.

You protect our family's honour, prestige and wealth, Mother.

- Lehariya! - Dad, Heera's Captain won today's fight too!

Captain is getting a grand parade through the village.

- It'll be a lot of fun, Dad. - Stop! Where are you going?

- I'm going to watch it, Dad. - Listen...

I'll be late, Dad.

Makhanlal...

You've been writing Lala Dhaniram's accounts all your life.

From today, write my Captain's account.

- Definitely. - Accountant, it's Captain's fifteenth win.

- Bless him. - Yes, I do. I do.

Accountant! Accountant!

Friends, today there'll be a party to celebrate Captain's win.

And there'll be bhaang .

- "You've brought pride to this village." - Wow!

"You won in such a way that even Manglu is impressed."

Great. "You won our hearts, my Captain."

- Sir. - Yes?

Captain has won the battle.

- You must also win the battle of hearts. - Oh, get lost.

- "A girl made eye contact with me in the market." - Oh, go away.

"A girl made eye contact with me in the market."

"And when I called her closer with love, she ran away."

"How will I get her? How will I get her?"

- "My name is Lehariya. My whole body is an electric current." - Wow!

"My name is Lehariya. My whole body is an electric current."

"He who wants to die may touch me."

"You may die in fun. You may die in fun."

- "Girl, sacrificing life for love is lovers' habit." - Very good.

"Girl, sacrificing life for love is lovers' habit."

"I can turn an electric current into water, my name is Heera."

"When you look at me, how can you resist me?"

"Then how can you resist me?"

"Today, I've seen darkness in my village."

"Today, I've seen darkness in my village."

"A monkey calls himself a lion."

"He's too proud of his false glory."

"Only God can make him understand. Only God can make him understand."

- "In my village, I've seen a wonder." - What's that?

"In my village, I've seen a wonder."

"A flower became a sharp knife."

"How will I get her who changes manner like this?"

"How will I get her?"

Get lost.

- "When an admirer of beauty lays the trap..." - I see.

"When an admirer of beauty lays the trap..."

"...if the flower doesn't change its manner, it can die."

"Why do you lay false traps?"

"Only God can save me from you. Only God can save me from you."

"In the heart's garden, an enchanting myna sings."

"In the heart's garden, an enchanting myna sings."

"I invite her into my loving heart, but she flies away."

"How shall I get her? How shall I get her?"

"He's small in size and lacking in brains..."

- "...and who has a face like that of a bear's." - A bear?

"He's small in size and lacking in brains..."

"...and who has a face like that of a bear's."

"Wherever he sees me, he starts his trumpet of love."

"Wherever he sees me, he comes forward."

- "Only God can make him understand." - Lala!

- "Look. Look. - What?"

"Lala is here. Lala is here. Say Ram ."

"Ram, Ram. Say Ram."

"Something is about to go wrong. Say Ram."

"Ram, Ram. Say Ram."

"Put the garland around his neck and say Ram."

"Ram, Ram. Say Ram."

"He's the biggest miser. He never spends even a rupee."

"Ram, Ram. Say Ram."

"He worships money all the times."