The Amazing World of Gumball

Oh, come on, kids.

Sorry, that's all I had.

Be careful with this universal remote.

It has a power only a fool would not fear.

Tell me, for what will you use it?

Oh, you know, TVs, DVD players... vengeance!

No! It cannot be used for evil.

Give it back!

Back off, old man!

Amazing!

Yah!

Yah!

Hmm.

Whoa-oh!

Aaah! Oohhh!

Yah!

Look, children.

All the mistakes the world has ever made.

Hey, guys! Guys, over here!

There's no bad guy here!

You can be our mortal enemy!

You turned me into the villain, Gumball Watterson.

You left me with this broken body.

You gave me this ridiculous voice.

Well, now I am in control.

And the time has come for you to pay.

Same for you, buddy. That remote was $12.99.

Break it down!

Gumball, honey, can you stop that?

What? It's not hurting anyone.

Yes, well, it's grating, and I'm driving.

Gumball, I said stop!

Hmm.

Prepare to suffer!

Gumball, I won't ask you again!

But I'm just playing...

I will destroy you and everyone you love.

Window. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Rrrrgh!

I told you to stop playing with that window, but you never listen!

Talking to you can be like...

trying to comb the skin of a kiwifruit!

- What? - This is gonna cost a fortune!

Do you think money grows on trees? Oh, I guess it does 'cause it's made of paper.

But that's not the point! I'm cutting off your allowance!

We're broke enough as it is.

I'm so angry I can't think of words,

so I'm just gonna make sounds.

Aw, cheer up, dude. Look, we still got $2.

We can buy a game from here.

Everyone knows the bargain bin is a grandma Christmas trap.

"Extreme Tractor Racing."

The review says, "Here's a cheat code..."

Go left, forward, forward, right, forward,

back to the store where you bought it

"and ask for a refund."

"Daisy the Donkey the Video Game."

If boredom didn't put you into a coma during the show,

"then this game will finish the job."

Hey, look! They have a new "Legend of Zelmore"!

Wait, what?

"The Tale of Zolmore"? For PolyStation?

There's not even a disc inside! It's painted on the box.

It's a knock-off.

Now prepare to lose your brother.

Now we have nothing to play for the whole summer.

"If we hadn't adopted him, we would have enough money."

A-Are you serious?! Mm?!

What do you mean, "Isn't it obvious"?!

Am I stupid?!

Dude, what's wrong with you?

"Apart from the fact you're a glorified pet

that looks like a tiny orange sausage"?

Ow! Dude! Dude!

Hey, wait! Ohh!

What's going on? Darwin! Darwin!

Buddy, ple... I didn't mean to upset you!

Darwin! Darwin!

Wha...? You thought I was the hot-dog guy, right?

Uh, no, I thought you were my brother, Darwin.

Oh. That's a nice change.

Mom! Dad!

Don't worry, sweetie. We'll find him.

Of course we understand you when you're making no sense.

We're your family.

I think I mistranslated a word, though.

When you said

did you really mean "Evil magic subtitles"?

And now it's time for you to lose your parents.

Parental filter off.

Okay, Nicole. Here's the plan.

You sort out this mess, and I'll get a box of doughnuts

and eat away the stress this family keeps dumping on me.

Honey, I know it's difficult because it's so prominent,

but could you please forget your stomach for a minute?

It's your "nagging voice" I wish I could forget.