Camp Wannakiki

- Oh girls, another season of Camp

Wannakiki in the books. I'm so proud.

- Me too. - Me three. Really?

You didn't do much of anything. I survived. Believe me,

there were some iffy moments there.

- Well, we have an entire year to kill before next season.

I think I'm gonna get started on that whore list.

I mean on that chore list

that I've been putting off.

That's a good idea.

And meanwhile, Cherry

and I, we'll work the business end of things.

You know, do what we can to drum up

exposure around the world.

Oh, I don't know how to play the drums though.

You know, we're identical twins,

but I think there might be a switch missing with this one.

Hey, I think this is broken. Come on Cherry.

Let's see if we can get you out of

camp without a limp this year.

- Yeah. Well once I get through this list,

I'll be right behind you.

God, I love it when a man says that to me.

- Oh Cherry, what a fantastic year.

I can't believe all the things we got to do and see.

Oh, Betty, it was truly magical.

Is that Ruthie? Ruthie? Wake up!

Where am I?

What

- Ruthie, have you been here since last summer?

- Well, I got this notification and then another one.

And then another one. And before I knew it

- Well did you manage to get anything done around

Here?

Yeah, most of the counselors at camp. Hide-A-Weenie

Quite a bit from Camp WhoDaHo. A lot

Actually.

Well, you better put yourself together

because the new crop of campers will be here any minute.

Well it would appear as though they've already arrived.

Remind me to turn off my

notifications for the next 10 days.

Camp it up at... Camp Wannakiki

- Ooh, - Fresh off the bus. And I got to sit in the front.

Why Hello adoring fans.

My name is Nutella Fitzgerald

and I'm your dessert dancing diva from Chicago, Illinois.

Yum. My drag aesthetic is a glimpse

of old Hollywood glamor.

If it wasn't racist, my first thought about coming

to Camp Wannakiki was, did I pack enough shoes?

Do I have enough makeup?

And most importantly, is there enough underwear?

'cause you can never have too much underwear.

Am I a competitive person? Have you met my mother?

My drag name was actually created by my drag mother,

Rita Tarot.

So watch out bitches.

'cause there's a new hazelnut spread in town.

I heard a rumor that Nutella Fitzgerald's going to win

and the others are just going to sink to the bottom.

Drink up.

- Who wants pizza? Ivanna Peessa.

Hi, I'm Ivanna Peessa from Baltimore, Maryland.

That's pizza spelled P-E-E-S-S-A 'cause I'm double cheesy.

I actually have language processing disorder.

So while I was discovering my drag, I was eating a lot

of pizza at the time and the spelling of my name.

A lot of people don't understand how

to pronounce it and say it.

And that's kind of how I am when I'm pronouncing words.

A lot of my drag is a nod to

Queer people that are no longer with us because of HIV

and aids, I like to reminisce and do.

Sixties, seventies, eighties. I love working with Fringe.

Make big, beautiful fun headpieces

id I forget to shave this season? Nope.

I'm a bearded queen.

- I'm here for playtime, belly rubs

and a few little rough jokes.

Hi, I'm Martina Brookshire from the City of Sequins

and Feathers and Sin and Regret.

Las Vegas.

How'd I get my drag name?

Well, I walked into a truck stop

and there it was on the bathroom wall

and it was fate ever since.

I am most looking forward

to having those other bitches take a hike

because I'm gonna be camp champ.

People say that my laugh is like an evil villain laugh

and I say, what are you talking about?

I don't have a villain. Laugh.

This sinner is gonna be a winner on season six

of Camp Wannakiki. Cha-Ching!

- This season's about to get nuts.

Hello friends. It's me, Hannah Barbeara.

Your Saturday morning cartoon clown here to entertain

and give you all the Jim Henson Muppet Fantasy.

You've been waiting for, baby.

I think my biggest challenge here at Camp Wannakiki is

honoring that fucking NDA.

I have so many great costumes I wanna share with the world.

So having to keep 'em a secret until all

of this comes out is gonna drive me absolutely bonkers.

I have been camping and I hated it.

I'm gonna take the crown here at Camp Wannakiki,

'cause I have the bare necessities

to put all these bitches in their fucking place.

I think I embody camp.

I'm super over exaggerated, bright, saturated.

I do way too much all the time.

And even though I might come across as reserved,

I'm a wild card and I have things you've never seen before.

Hi.

- Oh, talk about a self-made man.

Hello, my name is Stevie Phoenix.

I'm Toledo Ohio's favorite afterthought.

And I am here on season six of Camp Wannakiki.

I've never been camping, which is really funny

because my husband always tells me I'm really

good at pitching a tent.

I am one of the lucky trans people whose marriage survived

a transition and I could not be luckier with the love

and support that I have from home.

And I have two beautiful children who I grew

and made all by myself.

I am a papa seahorse and I'm very, very proud of that.

My first time in drag was a hot mess express.

I had this denim drag that I had on

and all I knew how to do at the time was just

move my dick around.

But that's okay. I was feeling myself.

And so were other people.

Hello? Hi. Is here. Ooh,

Are you mad at me?

I feel like everybody's already mad at me.

Hi, I'm Patty Bourree.

I'm from Boston, Massachusetts

and my drag name is a ballet dance move.

It means step of the drunk in French.

I can show you if I could get a wide shot. Thank you.

It looks something like this.

I am very much hoping that at camp I will be able

to eat a s'more.

It's been a long time since I had a s'more

and I just would really like to have a s'more.

I wouldn't describe myself as a competitive person,

but I also wouldn't describe myself as a loser.

Something I'm really looking forward

to about camp is finding out what kind of dick there is

to suck in the Midwest and sucking it.

I also really like to canoe.

- Hello Gorgeous. Look at that. I love your boots.

Thank you.

- It's going down. I'm yelling Amber.

Can one of you boys get this for me?

- Well,Hi! - I'm Amber Vanderbilt,

the Blowup Barbie from Houston, Texas.

And yeah, I'm one of those Vanderbilts.

I put the amber and camper.

I'm scared that when people see me on tv they're gonna think

I'm too sexy.

My tits might be too big

and they might not be used to the bigger in Texas energy.

So I'm just really scared.

In the most campy can do way possible,

I don't wanna get my hair wet.

I think one of the biggest challenges I'm gonna have at

camp this season is breaking out of the Muffy mold

that she Vander-built last season.

I just don't wanna feel like there's a pattern going on.

- Country couture. You all - Look very different. Yeah,

That's a compliment, girl.

We could say the same.

Amen.

I'm here in all my

non-binary finery and I'm ready to let it rip.

Howdy. Hi. Hello y'all.

My name's Rip Em and I'm from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

I'm worried about the lack of familiarity here.

I'm in this strange foreign land.

I'm honestly just hoping for the best at this point.

I have been to Bible summer camp as a child,

which was obviously very traumatizing.

But I did have a summer romance there

with a boy named Windex.

He gave me head lice.

I think that I'm the next Camp Champ

because I bring a little bit of country twang

and Canadian charm.

And that's something you haven't had yet.

I have a really, really good business plan set up.

There's no Hamburger Mary's in my city,

so I'm just gonna move into one.

I don't know which one, but we're talking

free food, free rent.

The Sugarbakers got me set.

Well, hi there

Cutie Patootie