Here We for Example... (Ecco noi per esempio...)

Attention, attention.

An announcement for passengers passing through:

Due to higher traffic, train traffic is temporarily suspended on all routes.

The travelers are asked to use the side exits.

Attention, attention.

Passengers are asked to leave the platforms...

and to use the side exits.

Let's get into battle! Because we are right!

Hey, get out of there!

You're covering up the demonstration!

Relax yourself!

Okay then! Now make a scared face...

as if something bad's happening.

Yes, exactly!

Yes.

Stop where are you going Hey you lost something!

The man's bag!

You forgot your man's bag!

Get...

Get her...

Pick them up at the Pension "Violetta"!

In Via Pietro Micca!

ANTIQUES

- Is she doing that? - Yeah, that's mine.

Thank God! I was lucky again.

You know, there was a terrible mess at the train station...

Oh no! One moment...

- You are sir... - Palmambrogio Guanziroli.

Born in Cremenago on December 5th, 19...

40.

Profession: What do you mean here?

- You... tight... - What?

- Poet. - Poet?

What does "poet" mean?

A poet's someone who... - What are you getting involved in? Be quiet!

So fine.

Here please. Excuse me very much.

But you know, you can never be too careful.

There are so many thieves out there these days that one must always be vigilant.

The money!

- What money? - My money!

200,000 lire: Three 50,000 bills and five 10,000.

Well, I don't know about your money.

Click just gave me the bag. Ask him where the money went.

- What did you say, is his name? - Click.

Like "click".

Don't you know him?

Where from? I only saw him briefly at the train station.

Hey Carmen!

- The movie is starting. - Yes, yes, I'm coming.

Look, you'd better clear this up with him. If you want to wait, there's his room.

You can make yourself comfortable there.

But if you spend the night here I'll get 6,500 lire for bed tomorrow, okay?

Otherwise I'll call the police. Come on, come with him.

Yeah, sure, the police...

If my money doesn't show up, I'll call the police.

Click is a photographer.

He has lived in this pension for a long time.

He's nice, but doesn't pay the rent.

He's a big son of a bitch.

I'll show him who the bigger son of a bitch is.

What does he think of opening the bag and rummaging in there?

What does rummaging around mean here? More likely to steal.

Because that is simply theft.

- Nice, isn't it? - Ziké!

I'm coming!

ALL ASS HOLES

Hey, you never get enough...

Aren't we here for the photos?

No, the photos were just an excuse for me.

If the owner of the pension finds out that I'm taking a woman to my room...

- she freaks out completely. - What do I care about the operator?

Who's there?

Who is...

Um, good morning...

Hey, who do we have there? What are you doing here?

What is he doing here? What are you doing here huh?

I'm here for...

I bet you're here for your money. - Yes.

Do you see? I knew it. Speaking of which, do you know each other?

Ludovica...

Look, I looked in your wallet but I couldn't find your name anywhere.

Palmambrogio Guanziroli.

Very pleased.

Um, we met at the train station.

I told you about it. A great guy!

He was in the middle of the battle.

Hell raged around him, but he looked completely unimpressed.

You are really an incredible guy! The crazy thing was:

Everyone ran away and he stood there like a rock.

You're really amazing!

I had to tell him to take shelter.

Otherwise he'd still be standing there like a rock.

I haven't even seen anything like it in Vietnam...

when I took photos there. Unbelievable!

Really? - Yes, yes.

It was a terrible thing. I was even stolen 200,000 lire.

Oh I am sorry.

I took great photos of him! He's a very photogenic guy.

Look at the expression on your face. You are not in here at all...

I don't know where you're at. But nice that you stayed here.

Cigarette? - No thanks.

First of all, I haven't decided anything yet.

Besides, I'm only here to get my money back.

Logically, to get something in life you have to get it.

I'll write you a nice check now.

Do you have a pen, please? - No, I don't smoke.

Very good to smoke, pens are bad for your health.

Here please. 255,000.

No, it was exactly 200,000 lire.

Oh, you green nine! That was my last check.

Well then just give me the rest when you've redeemed it.

Don't worry, as soon as I redeem it, I'll send you the difference.

What shoud that? You still see me when we almost sleep together?

My name is Click.

Real name Antonmatteo Colombo.

And as a photographer, I'm "Bombo". That even rhymes.

“Colombo” and Bombo. Clever, eh?

I took all the fantastic pictures here.

With this object here, my third eye.

They're very beautiful.

Especially the one with the lady on it.

She looks alive.

We have to celebrate our meeting with a bottle of champagne!

- Do you know what I'm doing now? - What?

I stop by the nightclub, where I still have something to do for a moment.

And then I come back with an ice-cold bottle of Dom Pérignon.

Okay?

It's okay with you, isn't it?

The fat man looks like someone who does not allow himself to be asked.

Bye.

Ciao, um, what was your name again?

- Palmambrogio. - Does it have a meaning?

Um...

It's okay, forget it! Oh yes, and remember the check!

Goodbye.

The guy is probably a little crazy.

Oh, the light went out. Like in New York...

- I'm sorry. - Why are you sorry?

Are you afraid of the dark or of me?

Don't you like me?

Oh, the cat lets the mousing...

I like it.

At this time, in the middle of the night...

I always feel like it...

an insanity to make love.

Come here.

Come over.

Hands up! Where are you hiding them.

What?

The horns your wife puts on you. This is Nazzari speaking.

Oh, stop it, you fool...

Pity! The first answer counts!

What's new today?

"Chaos paralyzes the city"

"92 year old raped by an ugly guy."

"Seven men escaped from prison."

"Kidnappings."

"Jeweler seriously injured."

"Four handbag robberies, six robberies."

Quiet day today, huh?

Now listen...

I need a 250mm telephoto lens.

- Mine broke and I... - took it to the pawnshop for repairs.

The way they fix things there, nobody fixes them.

Hey.

Look what I found again: A Boccacci & Colombo photo.

Do you remember in Vietnam? I had a few years less under my belt.

And I have a few more hairs on my head.

If the Americans hadn't lost the war, we could still be there.

But I didn't lose my war.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll land a huge damn coup.

- Ciao, my dear... - Hello Soraya! Thanks.

Hello.

And?

Listen, Click, if they find out, they'll spoil me.

Don't worry girl.

Um, don't worry boy.

Nobody will find out. Besides, you bag 200,000 lire.

Hey, I make 200,000 lire in a single evening, you know?

But you'll have to work your ass off for that. Now, figuratively speaking...

- Tell me dear, is it safe too? - Now don't piss me off!

Why should I lie to you.

I do this because I care about you.

Because if I went for it, I could be kidding you every night.

My clients talk freely about the liver to feel important.

They tell me all shit. Give me the money.

Ouch!

But now you have to give me something too.

Come on, hurry up!

Come on!

Are you ready?

They have to give me a billion if they want him back alive.

Good boy, good.

He is reluctant.

What the hell are you up to? Do you want to wake up the whole San Siro district?

Give him the syringe. Come on!

Hey Who is that guy?

Hey, hello!

Come down!