You, Me & Her

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-[woman continues moaning on cell phone] -

You can at least ask if I wanted to.

Would you have wanted to?

["You and Me (feat. Pana Black)" by Sr Ortegon]

Morning, team. We've a lot to do today.

If you look at the proposal that I sent in last night,

you'll see that I broke everything down by asset class

and percentages.

I spent all weekend working on it,

but won't be for nothing this time.

He is gonna jump on board

with this pitch and present it to them.

Is your dad gonna be joining us today?

He should be. You know his Mexican blood,

he is always running a few minutes late.

Hey, Dad.

You excited to come over and play with Kai?

Dad, how many times I gotta tell you, all right?

It's... it's gonna come through. Stop asking me.

Dad, it's, it's different now, okay?

How many times I gotta tell you? It's legal weed.

Okay, Dad. But, so, what am I?

Am I, uh, am I a pusher

or am I a stay-at-home dad?

Okay, Dad, you know what?

That's great advice. Tell Mom I love her. I gotta go.

Yeah, I gotta get ready. Bye.

Nice of you to join us.

Sorry for the delay.

Mija, you read the, the news today?

-Magdalena? -Of course I read the news, Dad.

I was just filling the team in on, uh, the proposal I sent.

There is a huge opportunity to buy right now.

The proposal you send, Magdalena,

does not fit current market condition

for our client's long-term goals and objectives.

Pa, I took a deep dive at all the quarterly earnings reports

that came in in the last 48 hours.

I think if you just look at my proposal again,

you'll see there's some really good stuff in there.

It has nothing of value, period.

But don't worry, team, I already resolved the issue.

It has something to do with the RTA shares

we discussed last week.

I sent you all an email about it.

Sounds good.

Got it.

Magdalena, are you making a sandwich? Really?

Someone's gotta do it, you know. It's for your grandson.

Hey, it didn't go the way I wanted at all.

He totally undermined me like he always does.

-Oh, what are you talking about? -The call. With my dad.

He didn't even gimme a, a chance to, to present,

like, everybody else loved my proposal,

but he, he just, like, totally shut me down

in front of everybody.

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Ash. Hey, Ash!

What?

-We're leaving in ten. You ready? -Yeah. I just,

I just need to wrap this up and then we can head out.

-So, you're all packed. -Can you just stop?

You are welcome.

Man.

-What up, Ben? - What up, buddy? How you doing?

Oh, you know, I'm good. I'm actually, I'm actually great.

I'm headed down to San Pancho today with my wife.

-Oh, shit. Really? Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

Oh, you guys-- you're gonna love it down there, man.

It's like, uh, it's Mexico's best-kept secret.

Mags is gonna-- you'll lose your shit.

Oh, thanks, bud, for the, for the recommendation.

Hey, yo, we're gonna be back in time for trivia nights, so don't worry.

Hey, dude, um, I really appreciate you helping me out with the deal.

Uh, they said they were gonna give you the money today.

You know, they get me the money today, and I'll give you the money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what you said yesterday.

Hey, man, this is-- it's just what they told me, all right?

So, um, look, I, I'll-- it'll be taken care of, all right?

Congratulations for almost getting outta that lame-ass stay-at-home dad club.

Uh, Mags works from home. You know that, right?

You know what I mean?

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So, um... I've been pretty stressed lately.

-Yeah! -Sorry, I snapped at you.

Are you ready to go to Mexico? Come on.

When you brought me down there the first time, we had so much fun.

I spent a lot of time and hard work planning this one.

-Okay? -You're right.

It's gonna be great. It's gonna be fun.

-We're gonna have fun. -We're gonna have more than fun.

Okay?

He's awake. You ready to say bye?

Okay, let's go.

-Have you seen my bathing suit? -I thought you said you were already packed.

I am packed.

Hey.

-Mommy's going on a trip, okay? -Okay.

Hey, she found it. So, we're good.

Hey, buddy.

I don't wanna leave him.

-Kai, you gonna have so much fun. -I'm gonna miss him too much.

Aw, yeah, well, this is our first trip without the little guy.

It's gonna be the best. Diaper-free dinner,

pristine beaches.

Sleeping in. This is a special occasion.

-I know. -Right, buddy?

I love you so much. You're the love of my life.

-I love you. -I love you, Mommy.

Babe, can you be on your phone less on this trip?

Yeah. Sorry.

Thanks. That would be nice.

Me and the team are really excited. Thank you guys so much.

Yeah, we'll talk later.

Sorry, I'm just, uh, waiting for the transfer. Should be coming in today.

I know. I know it is.

This is really special. Thank you. I'm excited for you.

No problem. I mean, who would've thought

my obsession with weed would lead to all of this?

Literally no one.

This place is stunning.

- -Gracias.

-Gracias. -Gracias.

I didn't even know the room had a pool.

I mean, check this out. This view is amazing.

How did you find out about this place?

You know, you'll never believe it, but, uh,

Ben was the one who recommended San Pancho to me.

-Ben's been to San Pancho? - Yeah.

Look, I know he's a doucher, but him and Tiffany secretly have a great marriage.

I agree. She always says they don't,

but I see the way they look at each other.

Wow.

Welcome home.

Babe, how expensive is this? How much are you spending a night?

Come on. We're not, we're not doing that right now.

Well, you always ask me what everything costs.

Oh, but this, this is different. Okay?

I'm inviting us this time.

I just want you to relax and have a fun time. Okay?

I mean, check this out. Look!

Look.

- Wow. -

This is really special. Thank you.

Of course. I mean, you deserve it.

After everything you do for me, I just...

I wanted to do something nice for you.

I know. I know.

Mmm. You wanna?

Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

Sorry. It just-- you know, you know, when you do that,

it makes me feel like you just hate me and...

I, uh... Let's, you know, let's just,

let's go wild after dinner. Okay?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna go change.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Go freshen up.

Hello, can I get a, uh, tequila on the rocks, por favor.

Babe, I thought we said we weren't gonna be

-on the phone the whole time this trip. -Uh,

yeah, but you were talking to the bartender,

-so I just-- -Okay, but I'm done now.

Okay.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Mm! Oof.

-Hi. -Hey.

Hi.

-Hey. -Oh.

What's up, amigos? Are you guys new here?

Wait.

He doesn't speak Spanish, so.

Ay, no worries, amigo. We speak fluent English.