Flower

Oh, yeah.

Mm, right there.

Yeah, you got it.

Oh, where'd you learn to give a hummer like that?

Middle school.

That's funny.

Well, I should probably split.

Can I drop you off somewhere? Mall or...

Aren't we forgetting something?

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

-Get this. -Yeah, getting it.

It's only 18 bucks.

I'll-- I'll get you back next time.

I don't think so, buddy.

Hey, what're you doing?

Quick--

Smile, Dale.

You are on candid camera, motherfucker.

I just got head from a 17-year-old.

Now playing at a prison near you.

Okay, quit fucking around. Give me my keys.

I am a cop.

You're going to prison, you fucking criminal.

Okay, put the phone down.

We got your license plate on camera.

You're so fucked.

Okay, that-- That's entrapment.

That won't ever hold up in a court of law.

We're not taking you to court.

We're just taking your money.

It's only 400 bucks.

Is that all you got in your bank account?

How much do you think a cop makes?

Well, that's depressing. You're a grown ass man.

We ever catch you trolling for underage pussy again,

I swear to God, we're uploading that shit to the Cloud.

Please do no do that.

That shit will spread like HPV.

You fucking... male.

Can I go now, please?

Go. Run along.

Bye, Dale.

Fuck you.

You guys wanna go to Dairy Queen?

For sure. Yeah.

* Make me the one In diamond chains *

* Don't break my heart Cause I never felt pain *

* Our souls still young Yeah we never been through *

* Hell and back Tell me that's not you *

* Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die *

* Never catch us In our ride *

* Ride

* We'll never grow up Our heaven won't change *

* And our blind hearts Will never know pain *

* Living on clouds Never look down *

* Till one day we float away We'll never grow up *

* We'll never grow up No not today *

* And our heaven won't change

* Isn't it fun Having no fear *

* To love without hurt It's crystal clear *

* Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die *

* When you got me In your arms *

* Arms

* We'll never grow up No not today *

* And our heaven won't change

Eh, Mama, come in here.

Come and tell me hi.

-Hey. -Hi.

How you feeling, you little nerd?

Come here. I need some-- I need love.

-Come here. -I can't--

It's a fucking nightmare!

It's like nothing is penetrating.

The finals are next week, and I'm so fucked.

Why're you studying if you don't wan to? You don't have to.

Sherman's rich.

I mean, he's richer...

and I-- I want to.

This is something that I want to do,

and now, finally, I'm with somebody that is supportive of that.

At least Dad wasn't some boring loser who collects old pinball machines.

Can you be nicer to Bob, please?

Just don't be so tough on him. I know he's not cool.

No, he's not.

But he's a good, good person.

He cares about you very, very much.

I don't want him in our house, in our space.

It's not just our space anymore.

-Sorry. -Mom!

Although, I don't know what he'd say if he found this.

Where'd you find that?

In the bathroom, last night.

That's what I was just looking for.

Dude, whatever you do on your own time,

is totally up to you.

-Okay. -But you cannot just leave that lying around.

Sherm would have a fucking heart attack if he saw this.

-Mom... -Mm hm.

Do we need ti have another chat with Dr. Demarcia?

No. Dr. Demarcia is a sexual predator.

He is! Why do you always do that? I'm not making it up!

I'm not going back to him.

I just... Come here...

What?

I just need you to not freak anybody out tonight.

Okay.

You're ashamed of me, or something?

No, I'm not ashamed of you, you crazy bitch!

Just, this dinner is very important.

All right, I just don't want you to-- You can be scary.

So I just need you to put it in check.

Okay? I love you most.

Can you wash your hair before this evening?

It just smells a little funky.

Bye!

So close!

Why don't you ever buy shit with the money we make from these perverts?

I've been saving up.

For what?

I'm going to DeVry, bitch!

98% acceptance rate.

Dream big or go home!

Yo, check it out. Hot, old guy is back.

He's so hot.

He's old enough to be your dad.

I'd fuck your dad so hard if that was your dad.

That's a good thing.

But why is he always here?

Like, he's literally never not at the bowling alley.

I hope he's not lonely.

Oh, I don't think so.

I feel like his dick has a tax attorney.

No, his dick could like, pay off his mortgage.

He's too old, Erica.

I wanna hold his hand.

What're we doing later?

You wanna come over to my place, play Mario Kart?

Uh, I would, but I have to go meet my future step-brother tonight.

I don't understand. Your mom's been with Sherm for a year.

Like, how have you not met that guy?

'Cause he's been in rehab this whole time, and now he's coming to live with us.

Cool. Maybe he's sexy and on heroin.

Yeah, like Kurt Cobain vibe.

-Okay. -I want that for you.

I'll see you guys later?

-All right, good luck. Bye.

I'm so full!

Stop eating that, then.

I'm not gonna touch it. I won't touch it, but it's really growing.

Do you see that thing?

It hurts like shit.

Holy shit, is that him?

Damn. He's hot!

Oh, I know. How hot is he?

That's Shorty. That's his sponsor.

No.

Which one is--

Now there's Luke.

in the... That coat. Okay, you shitting me.

What's the problem?

Mom, why didn't you tell me that he's that?

That he's a big boy.

'Cause I knew you'd be a fucking cunt.

Junkies are supposed to be skinny.

Shut up. Just get your shit together.

Hi, guys! -Hi!

Oh, there he is, there he is!

Hey, gang.

Erica, can you scoot over?

Erica, please?

-All right. Hey, bud. Take a seat, Luke.

-Plenty of room. Don't be shy. You wanna take that jacket off?

There you go.

Okay... You okay?

Squeeze in there, I don't want to get your jacket.

You got to really squeeze yourself in there.

There we go. Here we are.

Everybody in?

So nice to meet you finally.

It's really nice to meet you, Laurie.

Oh, so polite.

So, any special music requests for DJ Sherm?

-We got some hard rock, some soft rock. -You're so funny.

Country...

How about... Yeah, let's try that.

-Okay. -That's pretty good.

Here we go.

I love this. It has a cool... little rhythm here.

DJ Sherm? Yes, ma'am.

This music sucks ass.

Is that a good thing? No.

Yes! Fair enough.

We'll find something else.

Oh, my God, it looks so... A real sophie's choice.

Well, what are you in the mood for, honey? Something hot or cold?

Let's start there.

This is, uh, on the pricey side.

I don't need all these sides.

-We could split apps. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.