Psych

Juliet...

Juliet?

Juliet, party's almost over.

I don't think daddy's coming, sweetie.

He's coming, I know it.

Okay.

But it's a little rude to stay in here all day.

And hey, your clown's leaving soon.

He can't even juggle.

I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

Daddy! Daddy!

Hi, cutie.

Tell your folks to vote for Hank Pauper.

He's good people.

So what's the story with these guys?

This group of thieves hit West Medical Supply

earlier this morning,

made off with a couple dozen oxygen tanks.

It's because of the great oxygen drought.

Hold your breath, people. Do your part.

They most likely stole the tanks because

one would need a license to purchase them.

The street value for the tank

is about 25 grand.

That seems like a lot of risk for such a modest reward.

Are they amateurs?

No, they were very well armed,

extremely efficient.

My gut tells me we're gonna hear more from these guys.

Okay.

Keep me in the loop.

Idiots.

What he said.

Okay, Jules.

We're nervous about three things.

Gary Busey. Gary Busey.

And your 30th birthday bash.

I made a small list of things you'll want

for the party.

All I see is Gary Busey.

- No, beneath him. - Oh.

An inflatable bounce house.

- Mm-hmm. - A slip n' slide.

And I was about to add two ginormous ponies.

You mean horses.

Oh, look, you already got a card.

Who's it from?

Oh, it's, uh, just my dad.

He's in LA and he wants to come up

and see me for my birthday.

- Oh. - That's fantastic.

I'll add him to the list.

Don't add him to the list.

But Jules, we're talking about your birthday.

- I mean, he... - Sean, we talked about this.

The subject of my dad is off limits.

Look, he missed most of my birthdays anyway.

It's really complicated and, well, he's just not...

Really presentable.

Not presentable? What does that mean?

Tell you what it means.

Juliet has a problem, and as the man...

It's my job to fix it.

I don't think that's what it means.

Gus, there are certain things about women that no one

in the world understands

except for me, and NBC anchor Brian Williams.

When a woman complains about a personal issue,

she doesn't want the man to just listen.

She wants him to solve the problem.

I don't think that's right, Shawn.

I'm telling you, man.

When they say one thing, what they want

is for us to do the exact opposite.

I strongly disagree.

Watch and learn from the master of women.

Look, you...

what the heck was that?

Who knew it would be so easy

to sneak onto a private golf course?

Definitely not me.

- Is that Juliet's dad? - I hope so.

Hey, fellas!

Great day for the hot links, huh, fellas?

You don't look like Tito Nagasaki and Bob Jones.

I've been told on many occasions

that I am the spitting image of Tito Nagasaki.

And if this guy doesn't look like Bob Jones,

well, I don't know anything.

Yeah, well, Tito and Bob

were supposed to meet me for a round of golf

and then a business talk.

Apparently, they're not showing.

Ah, right. Shame.

Well, sir, my name is Shawn Spencer.

This is my partner, Ingle woods.

We're on a mission of sorts.

What can I do for you, gentlemen?

I'm dating your daughter.

Sir.

Pleasure to meet you...

Shawn?

Likewise, sir.

Why don't we play a few holes

and then, uh, have a few drinks.

Back at my chateau.

Come on.

Chateau.

Mr. O'Hara...

As a budding entrepreneur myself,

I was wondering.

How did you make your fortune?

- Work, more hard work. - Hmm.

And you, Shawn.

As the man who's dating my daughter.

How do you earn a living?

I'm a psychic detective, sir.

I was asking you a serious question.

I know it must sound a little crazy,

but the truth is, sir, I have a unique gift.

And I use that gift to make the world

a safer place for your daughter,

and ginormous ponies that apparently we're

just calling "horses" these days.

For instance.

I'm sensing that you're about to embark on a long voyage

on your yacht.

Perhaps to a faraway and exotic place.

Yes.

I purchased a home in the Caribbean.

My apologies,

that's a very impressive talent you got.

Thank you, sir.

- Gentlemen, join me. - Ooh, yeah.

This is very, very special stuff.

One of life's great pleasures.

Smooth.

Yeah.

So Burton.

How long have you been a single man?

How do you know I'm single?

How much time do you have?

Seriously, why haven't you seen your daughter

in 15 years?

I put my heart...

Into my work, look around you.

You can see the results of that focus.

- Truly amazing. - Meaningless.

I'm now dedicating my life to repairing

those important moments in my life

and I would like nothing more

than to share all my success with her.

Mr. O'Hara...

I am here to broker a reunion between father and daughter.

See, I've reached out to Jul.

But unless she responds...

I think it's wise to stay away.

See, sir, I think that would be a mistake.

I know how Juliet feels.

I didn't speak with my father for many years.

And I know it creates a void in your life.

I'll say this.

I can and will

help orchestrate this reunion.

Why are you smiling like that?

It's a secret.

Mm.

Okay, I'll tell you.

Your father's coming to your birthday.

- I arranged the whole thing. - We.

- We arranged the whole thing. - Mm-hmm.

- You did what? - He arranged the whole thing.

I specifically said that I didn't want him here

and I meant it, Shawn.

Yeah, but I... I... I thought you wanted me

to do the exact opposite of that.

Why would you think that?

'Cause I...

know women.

Do you have any idea how completely inappropriate

it is that you went behind my back

and invited him here?

Yeah, but I only did all of this

to show you that you're completely wrong.

He is totally presentable.

He's got a giant house and a yacht.

He doesn't have any of those things.

Gus, back me up here.

He's rich and awesome and powerful.

He's not rich and he's not powerful.

He's a con man.

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Hello, boys.

Good to see you, Jimmy.

Relax, Gus.

So Frank fooled us, big deal.

It happens to us once every seven days.