The Sublime and Beautiful

>> Hey everybody!

Let's go!!

There's your eggs.

Yup.

Nice, nice.

Will you try it again if I cool it off?

Doing good?

Mmmm! Good eggs!

Alright!

Who's gonna eat that?

This orange juice tastes terrible.

>> Oh!

>> It tastes horrible!

>> I was trying something new.

>> 50% less calories,

50% less sugar!

>> I just wanted to try it.

That's all.

>> Hey, you guys,

you almost done?

>> Okay, get changed for school.

>> Oh my gosh, look at the time, look at the time.

Let's go, let's go!

There you go buddy!

Good boy.

Alright.

Let's go! Everybody out!

Oh no, I'm sorry.

You get everything? >> Yup.

Alright. Backpack in the car,

I already threw that in...

Alright, I'll see you later.

>> And... Lunch?

>> Yeah, 2:00 -- late one.

>> Okay.

And he goes around,

like, stealing stuff?

And then he, like,

gets some eyeballs.

Like, he gets fake eyeballs --

like, emerald ones and gold ones,

and when he puts the gold one in

he transports to this place

where the person --

like, he sends him on a mission.

That's really kind of where I'm at.

On the mission?

>> Yeah.

>> You guys decide what you want for Christmas?

>> I know what I want!

>> Yeah? What?

>> A laptop and a bean bag chair.

>> A bean bag chair?

>> Uh huh.

>> What do you want a bean bag chair for?

>> Sitting!

>> You just want something to sit in?

>> They're cool!

>> Alright.

Any toys?

>> I want a giant trampoline.

>> Trampoline?

In the back yard?

>> I want a swimming pool. >> Yeah, right!

That ain't happening.

>> I want a tree house?

>> What? What about toys?

>> Clothes, books, toys?

>>> I want some clothes!

>> I do not want toys.

>> No toys. Are you too old for toys now?

>> Sorta.

>> Alright, guys.

Alright, love you!

>> Bye! >> Bye!

>> Watch out!

Watch out!

You can call your garbage!

I heard it!

>> Dave, time out.

>> One sec.

>> Kelly wanted me to ask if you were coming over

>> Absolutely. Are you kidding me?

I got a feeling.

I got a good feeling.

>> About...?

>> About you!

Quail.

This year's gonna be the year for you.

You're gonna get one.

Oh my God!

That's nasty!

Oh my God!

That's impressive.

Impressively nasty.

>> That's years of hard work right there.

>> Yeah, hard work.

>> Like lookin' in a mirror!

So?

How bad?

Am I teaching these kids anything?

>> Yes.

>> Hey, do you have a second?

>> Uhh, yeah.

Ummm...

I'm sorry...

>> Mandy.

>> Mandy. Mandy....

Come on in.

>> Open or closed? >>

Closed.

>> Umm, I just wanted to talk to you about...

my grades?

>> Grades haven't come out yet.

Uhhh, the paper that you assigned...

Uhh, I didn't do it.

>> Gotcha.

>> So...

What happens now?

>> Your grade becomes an incomplete,

and if it's not on my desk,

or in my box,

by the beginning of next semester

it becomes an F.

>> Is there...

any other...

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> Kay.

>> Everything okay?

>> Yeah.

>> Do you have a minute to talk?

>> Can we do it later?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> Hello?

Anyone home?

Hey!

Oh, you're getting so big and heavy!

>> You're getting heavy.

>> You're getting heavy.

Hey, hey!

Yummy, yummy! What do we got?

>> Peanut butter!

>> Grapes? He said he wants some grapes.

>> Yummy!

>> Here you go, buddy!

>> This looks...

incredibly sparse.

Where's the chips?

No?

>> Crunchy.

>> Mmmmm!

>> Do you have to go back?

>> Yeah.

>> Don't be late, because don't forget we have

your Mom's tonight.

>> Tonight?

>> Yeah! The tree trimming!

>> I've got final grades due tomorrow...

9, 10, maybe?

>> That's alright.

I mean, we'll miss you.

It's nicer when you're there...

but, umm...

me and the kids and a bunch of sugar,

and your Mom and Dad...

I got it.

>> Sounds fun. >> I got it.

I'll make it up to you. >> I know.

>> Thank you!

>> Thanks for the delicious lunch, mommy!

I feel so much lighter now!

>> Hey!

>> Hi Daddy!

>> Are you having fun at Grammy's?

>> I miss you. Are you gonna be home for bedtime?

>> I'm gonna try!

I'm gonna do my best.

Put your sister on.

>> Hi Daddy!

>> Hey, are you guys having fun?

>> Yeah!

Put it on the tree.

>> Yeah?

I'm sorry, I wish I could be there.

Does your Mom need to talk to me?

>> Sure. Here she is.

>> Hi.

>> Hey!

>> So...

I guess we're just all missing you,

but we'll see you later.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Alright, I love you!

>> Bye.

When you're 46 years old

a lot of things start happening.

You get hair where you don't want it...