Handsome Siblings (Jue dai shuang jiao) (絕代雙驕)

According to legend, the Supremes reappear every 18 years.

A strong and valorous person is selected to perpetuate

the line of the emblem of justice and its legendary techniques.

He becomes the Supreme then

for one period in 18 years.

The supreme techniques are the technique of Frozen Jade

and the Sword of the Couple.

We are the 7 Pirates of the Yellow River, serve us wine and food.

Leave all your money to us. All women lie down.

All men, get away now.

- Mistress, let's go quickly. - They are fierce! Let's go!

Go! They are fierce pirates.

Get lost now!

- Where are they? - What the hell is it?

Buddies...

Escape!

- I am hungry! - Don't, don't eat it!

No way, I have to eat fresh hands and fresh legs.

Fresh heart and fresh gall, let me eat it & I'm hungry.

Hold it, those are small potatoes only.

They are dirty and stink, don't eat them!

Never mind, I can brush my teeth after eating them.

If you eat any of them, so everyone will know that.

You are Big Mouth Lee, one of the 10 Untouchable Villains!

Don't eat it!

Yes, then they will know you are my partner, Sissy To.

They'll be scared if they know we're the 10 Untouchable Villains.

You are right...

What's wrong with him?

He is scared to death!

- So the flesh of him will be bitter. - That is!

I quit!

Don't die! Please, please don't die!

Please leave some fresh meat to me.

I am Crazy Lion of the 10 Untouchable Villains.

You are selfish! You just care yourself!

You promised to treat me a nose!

It's dirty! And it won't be delicious!

That ear is dirty too, why do you eat that?

I will wash it first, you're a trouble!

Come on, eat this hand, come on...

Is he hungry? See is saliva!

Another one is scared to death!

Actually it is lotus root! He thought it's hand!

No one eats men's flesh in this world!

Eva's Palace?

The Gov't granted 7 millions for the China East's Flood.

14 million taels were donated by the salt merchants & the people.

84 security companies were responsible for transporting the fund.

200 thousands were offered as your fee, however,

in the Tiger's Valley,

you killed 276 soldiers, & 164 security guards for the money.

470 thousands of victims from the China East died because of hunger.

So you deserve dying, don't you?

Master Eva we were framed.

Those money were robbed by the Twins Villains!

Are they two of the 10 Untouchable Villains?

Sure they are!

So the 10 Untouchable Villains deserve dying.

They are co-partners.

Stop explaining, the Villains' Valley is a restricted area.

How can she come for anyone she wants!

Because of this!

The warrant for justice?

Yes.

I was given this warrant for justice by the Supremes 3 days ago.

Now, I am the Supreme of the martial world.

You don't even check the truth! Just go ahead.

- We won't counter attack. - Fine!

I won't give any mercy!

Wait!

Brother Yin!

Honey!

Brother Yin!

- Master! - Mistress!

I am a jerk only.

But you are cultured and rich.

We married 5 years ago, many said that we were not matched.

But, these 5 years are the most happiest days I have ever had.

If there were reincarnation,

I wish I would marry you in the coming lives.

I come with our son.

I just want you to stop killing in the Villains' Valley.

I know you are a friend of Big Mouch Lee,

don't you fight for justice because he is your friend?

He is my friend, I know him very well.

Brother!

I know he is innocent without any explanation.

I don't come for him, but for you.

I don't want you to make mistakes once again.

The Wise Monk made the here a restricted area 170 years ago.

According to his saying, those villains once come to this valley.

We can't make a dead set at them.

So as to give them a chance for conversion.

Let those ancient men follow the rules of 170 years ago.

Well, I have to stop you.

No one can stop me from doing anything.

Fine!

Let's divorce now.

We are no more husband and wife.

Iced Jade Stance?

Fine, you won! I am leaving now.

But 18 years later, my student will come with the warrant for justice.

She or he will slaughter the villains here!

Brother Yin, how are you?

Brother Yin!

- Brother Yin! - Brother Yin!

He is hurt by the "Iced Jade Stance". His nerves were injured.

Luckily I am here.

- I fed him with "Soul's Pill". - Can he be saved?

He will live.

But he will be a vegetable.

He is a kind-hearted man, you should save him or I'll kill you.

Don't! Don't!

It's useless ever you kill me, I can't care him.

Well, let's raise his son up.

Teach him all the kung-fu we know, that's to repay Yin.

But, the bitch is too much!

Sissy, I have a plan about her son...

Only a rascal like you will think out of such idea!

Listen, we will teach her son all the bad things.

So that he will drive his mom mad in future!

Let's make a deal.

It's the one we want.

It's the one we want.

Yes, she is like me, pretty girl.

She has soft bone, good figure, she is fit to learn kung-fu.

Sure! She is chosen from thousands of babies!

Give her a name.

What name should I give her?

Here is Eva's Palace, her name should be Eva.

I want her to be perfect and stainless, just call her More.

I'll catch you! Stop!

Where is the Villains' Valley?

Just over there, not very far from here.

What? How far?

It can be a mile, or it can be 10 miles.

Damn you!

Who want to go into the Villains' Valley?

Tell me!

Damn it, what are you looking?

Why don't you speak?

Why do you want to go to the Villains' Valley.

Have you done any bad things?

Tell me.

To kill, to rob, to blackmail...

I have done any crimes you can think of.

- Did you bluff? - No way!

I am the notorious robber Ko Chi Sum, I need no bluffing!

Did you cheat yourself?

Sure, I tell myself I am handsome.

Did you rape yourself?

Everyman will masturbate himself, right?

Did you kill yourself?

- Are you fooling me? - Look!

Pick it up.

I mean my hand!

Hold it!

Why do you hit me?

I don't! You are holding my two hands!

How can I hit you then? I am leaving.

- I don't want to go into the Valley! - You can't go!

You are poisoned cause you touched my hands.

- What will be the effect? - Your dick will be rotten.

Don't shout so loud, your ass will be rotten too.

What shall I do?

It doesn't matter, I have antidote

Come on, open your mouth.

It's sweet!

Sure, medicine is bitter. But poison is sweet.

Don't fool me, you are killing me, boss.

Who is your damn boss?

Aren't you boss? What's your name then?

He is the only student of the 10 Untouchable Villains of this valley.

The Villain of the Villains! The meanest man in this Villains' Valley!

Make it simple, you can tell him I am Fishy.

Doesn't he know who is Fishy?

If he doesn't know me, I will chop him to death!

Well, I will say sorry to you.

- You needn't to say sorry. - Fishy!

Your parents are looking for you.

They are too cocky to hire a messenger! Follow me!

What?

You want me to join the competition for the championship?

Yes!

Besides joining the competition,

- you have to find 2 persons for us. - Right...

Which 2?

Actually, we were not called the Untouchable Villains.

We were once called the 10 heroes of the Yangtze River.

- I am Yangtze River No. One. - I am Yangtze River No. Two.

- I am Yangtze River No. 3. - I am Yangtze River No. 4.

I am Yangtze River No. 5.

Damn. I am No. 5!

You are No. 5, then I am No. 6.

Shut up! 20 years ago, there was a severe flood of Yellow River.

The Government granted 1 million for remedy.

Ten of us were responsible to guard the money.

Right, Yangtze River No. 7, and 8, they are the "Twins Villains".

They robbed the money which put us in deep shit.