Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken 27: Cracked China

Robot Chicken 27: Cracked China

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> BOY, PULL MY FINGER.

>> DON'T WANNA.

>> WELL, I RECKON YOU BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS, BOY.

>> HEY, GUYS.

READY TO SNORT SOME WHIPPITS?

>> DUDE, THAT'S SO 2005.

WE'RE INTO NUMB CHUCKING NOW.

>> NUMB CHUCKING?

LIKE NINJAS?

HEY!

>> NUMB!

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> CHUCK!

>> AAH! UHH!

HA HA HA!

YEAH!

AAH! HA HA HA!

OH, THAT WAS AWESOME.

I DIDN'T FEEL A THING!

>> NUMB CHUCKING!

>> HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

>> NUMB CHUCKING!

>> WHOA! HA HA HA HA!

YEAH!

YAY!

THAT WAS FUN!

>> 1, 2...

NUMB CHUCKING!

>> AAH! UHH! AAH!

HEY, A HYBRID.

HEY, GUYS.

NUMB CHUCKING TODAY?

>> NAH, DUDE.

WE'RE INTO POT NOW.

>> POT?

AWW.

>> BRAINS...

>> HELLO. EXCUSE ME. HELLO.

ARE YOU RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIES LOOKING FOR BRAINS OR SURVIVORS

THANKING THE ONE ATTRIBUTE THAT'S KEPT YOU ALIVE?

>> ZOMBIES.

>> OH, OK.

>> DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU.

>> OF COURSE.

>> UH-OH!

ARE YOU KIDS BEING BAD?

>> YEAH!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> PUNISHMENT FROM ABOVE!

TEE-HEE-HEE!

>> I LOVE YOU, PESTILENCE PONY!

>> I'M FAMINE PONY!

>> AAH! OH!

>> YAY!

WAR PONY!

>> NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET?

>> MY GOODNESS!

>> AND I AM...

DEATH PONY!

>> OH, HOW SAD.

THE POOR THING CAN'T HEAR.

>> NO, MOM, I THINK HE SAID--

PONIES!

>> WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER?

>> NO, I PULLED YOU OVER BECAUSE I WUV YOU.

>> HEE HEE HEE!

>> I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME I MET EAGLE EYE SMITH.

I WAS AT THE BAR LATE ONE NIGHT WHEN...

>> THE NAME'S EAGLE EYE, AND I'M A CHAMPION.

I CHALLENGE YOU 3 TO A GAME OF POOL.

>> I WAS THE ONLY ONE NEAR THE POOL TABLE.

THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT EAGLE EYE WAS BLIND AS A BAT.

>> I'M GONNA BREAK THIS PUPPY WIDE OPEN.

>> I COULDN'T HELP FEELING SORRY FOR EAGLE EYE, SO I PICKED UP

TWO POOL BALLS AND HELD THEM CLOSE TO HIS EAR.

>> GOOD SHOT, EAGLE EYE.

>> DAMN STRAIGHT, FAT ASS.

I'M STRIPES.

>> EAGLE EYE HIT A LOT OF BALLS THAT NIGHT, BUT NOT ANY ON THE

POOL TABLE.

>> 8 BALL, CORNER POCKET.

I'M A CHAMPION.

>> AND THOUGH HE MAY NOT HAVE WON THE GAME, HE CERTAINLY WON

MY HEART.

>> UHH!

>> HOME RUN, EAGLE EYE.

>> I'M A CHAMPION!

>> STRIKE, EAGLE EYE.

>> I'M A CHAMPION!

I CAN'T WAIT.

>> KEEP YOUR SKI TIPS UP.

WE'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP OF THE LIFT.

>> I'M GONNA BE A CHAMPION!

>> OK, THIS IS IT.

>> THESE ALPS ARE MY BITCH, MOTHER .

>> EAGLE EYE, ARE YOU OK?

>> SOMETIMES, JOHNNY, IT'S SCARY BEING BLIND.

>> WELL, EAGLE EYE, NOBODY ELSE CAN SEE, EITHER.

THE SUN WENT OUT YEARS AGO.

>> REALLY?

SO WE'RE ALL CHAMPIONS?

>> YEAH.

WE'RE ALL CHAMPIONS.

>> CHAMPIONS.

>> I AIN'T GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ALL GAY ON ME, FATSO.

I'M GONNA GO SHOW MY GIRLFRIEND A GOOD TIME.

>> HAVE FUN, EAGLE EYE.

>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BABY?

>> OH, EAGLE EYE.

YOU'RE SO BIG.

>> YOU KNOW IT, WOMAN!

>> YOU'RE A CHAMPION, EAGLE EYE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M A CHAMPION!

>> PIKACHU.

>> JIGGLYPUFF.

OOH-WEE!

>> CHU! CHU!

PIKACHU!

>> BACK INTO YOUR POKEBALL, PIKACHU.

>> I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE INSIDE THOSE POKEBALLS.

>> I WONDER WHEN YOU'LL SHUT UP AND MAKE MY DINNER.

>> ARE YOU READY TO BATTLE, ASS?

>> ARE YOU READY TO BATTLE, ASS?