Final Destination 3

- Oh, man. - Did you see that?

Whoo! That was fun.

Oh, my God.

- Yes. Yes. - Nice, nice, nice.

- Aw, sick. - Worth the wait.

- Oh, babe, you missed out. - Yes.

I wanna get off.

Okay. He doesn't like it.

Whoo! Ow!

That was intense, man. To feel how that would be to just crash and burn like that.

Maybe for you, but our lives are actually going somewhere.

Where we gotta go is to the roller coaster, because our pass is for 9:15.

If we miss that and stand in line for a day...

then that's gonna kill me. All right? Let's go.

They're totally gonna dig this, man!

It won't kill us to get a deep-fried Snickers and a Coke.

Before riding Devil's Flight? That might kill me.

No. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, man.

- I'll take that. - No. Come on, give me...

It's not even mine, Kevin, it's the yearbook's. Just-Kevin.

- Oh! - Oh, got it.

- Oh, my God. You're such an idiot. - Hey. Hey!

Give me the...

Ow!

Um, could you, like, please delete that one of Stacy?

These are for the yearbook, and I have to turn them in tomorrow to make a deadline.

And, like, I doubt it if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe...

- is gonna make it in there. - Whew. Shit, I'd buy two.

Number 38, your order's ready.

That's us.

I am so sorry. Kevin can get so out of control.

Let me just say, he would make me crazy.

I mean, you know, I'm such a control freak. Like, I couldn't handle that.

I'm breaking up with him. Couple of weeks. After graduation.

I've been wanting to for a while. But don't tell anybody, okay?

Whoa!

Now, that shot there, that'll sell some yearbooks.

I love it. I love it.

Oh! Oh, all right, so I'm a total whore.

- Come on. Go, go, go! - Ashley, you're winning.

- You're totally winning. - Am I winning?

- Yeah, hurry! - Okay. Come on, come on, come on!

Check out those booties.

- Am I winning? I don't wanna look away. - You're winning.

- Come on, come on, come on! - Don't look.

- Oh, my God! Come on! - Oh, my God!

I'm winning, I'm winning.

- I won! - I knew you would.

- Oh, my God! Give me my prize. - Here you go.

- That was awesome, Ashley. - Good job.

Ashley.

Whoo! How you doing, my brother?

You having a good time? Huh? All right.

- You like that? - Yeah.

You know you like it. Give it up. Give it up.

Whoo-ooh!

Damn!

Excuse me.

You're not a senior.

And what are you gonna do about it, Miss Cutest-Couple, rah, rah?

Mom know you're here?

You are a complete bitch if you tell her.

Proof where you were.

Take a shot of this.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's three.

Give me some right here, man. What you doing? Get the fuck back. Hoo!

My God, I am good. Here we go.

Boy, I'll tell you. Goddamn. Whoo!

Kind sir, step right up!

Here we go, baby, 3 for 3. It's all mine.

Here we go. Here we go. Big prize. Watch out. Come on.

We gonna get that, but do we want that blue one? That's the one we gonna get.

You can run, but you cannot hide.

Yes. Here we are, baby.

- Yes! - Whoo! There it is.

- Awesome. - Here, get a pic of this. Ahh!

This is the beginning of the end.

Hey, guys, get in line.

Let's go on again!

What's wrong?

Um...

I was having that feeling like déja vu, you know?

Except for something that hasn't happened yet.

Hey, J. Come on, man, let's go.

- Yeah, yeah, hold on. - Come on.

Are you weirded out by the ride?

Because, look, I know you.

I think that maybe you're nervous about this roller coaster because they say...

the real fear with these rides comes from the feeling of having no control.

Everyone imagines weird stuff when they get scared.

But it never turns out to be what they imagine. Never.

- Okay. - You can run, but you cannot hide.

Oh! Where you guys are right now...

if you raise your hands and just, heh, cup them slightly...

it'll look like you're holding the devil's balls.

And we'd wanna do that, why?

When else you ever gonna see a dick that big?

I'm looking at one right now.

- Man, you guys are smoking hot. - Get out, Frankie.

- Yeah, why are you even here? - Yeah, you graduated two years ago.

I stuck around to monitor your development.

- Yeah. Good to go? - Good to go, baby.

- Let's do it. - Come on.

Well, go.

You may never return from Devil's Flight.

Try not to scream.

It's so fun!

You all right? There's nothing to worry about.

A roller coaster is just elemental physics.

A conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy.

Yep. Odds are like 1 in 250 million of dying in a roller coaster.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks for that, McKinley.

You're more likely to die driving to an amusement park than dying at one.

Whoo!

Here we go.

You like this? Won it on The Wacky Ladder.

You know that ladder deal that wobbles? Took it.

I like this. It's old school.

Frankie Cheeks is old school, ladies.

What's that? Oh, well, it'd be my honor.

Ew. Ugh. Let's go.

Hey, baby.

- How many? - Uh, four.

- Four. Uh, gate one. - Yeah.

- Yeah. Front car. - Wait, no.

No, please. I don't wanna be a hassle.

I just can't sit in front. I cannot see the tracks. I'll freak.

Okay, take it easy. Uh, well, Carrie will sit in the back with you. Right, babe?

Why me? What, because we're girls?

Fuck that. I'm going to Berkeley and I won't get to do this for a while.

- I'm sitting in the front. - J... Just go. Okay?

- I'll live. - You're not sitting by yourself.

You know what? We'll settle this like real men. How about that? Hm?

- Call it. - Heads.

Shit. Dammit.

Fine, what the fuck? It's the same ride, right?

Go. Go ahead. Bye, babe.

Hey, uh, just do me a favor. Keep an eye on her, okay? She's freaked out.

- Oh. Cool. Yeah. Go on, buddy. No problem. - All right? Sweet.

Here we go. Hey, J! Keep your hands to yourself, man. I'm serious.

You know, payback's a bitch, okay?

She might need some comforting and I'm gonna be there for her.

- Hey, no, no. Get out. Get out. - Hey, find another cockpit, top gun.

- No. Get... - Let's just get in the back, okay?

Guess who's back.

Ugh.

Hey!

I'll meet you at the end.

- Come on, back here. - All right. Cool.

- Hey, how'd you guys get in here? - What? I'm 55 inches.

- Sure. Come on. You two. Out. - Oh, man.

Ready?

I told you we wouldn't get away with it.

- You okay? - Let's go on the bumper cars.

Come on. Here we go.

Aw, yeah!

Yeah.

What's up, man? I'm good. Uh.

Dare you to, uh, flash me them sweet titties when we go through the loop.

All right.

Yo! What, you can't read?

Oh, well, can I just put it in my pocket, man? Is that cool?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Cool. Thanks, buddy. Sorry.

Oh!

AW, Shit!

Here you go!

Whoo! Win, baby! Yes, baby! Win!

Come on!

Come on. Get hyped.

- The first hill's so high. - Yeah.

Let's go, baby!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

- Let's do this. - Just win!

Ow!

Whoo!

Aw, yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo! Shit!

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Here we go.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Aah!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

- Yeah! Show me your titties! - Fuck off, Frankie!

Oh!

Oh, Shit!

Oh, my God! We're gonna fall off!

Shit!

- Uh! - Kevin!

No.

No! Ian!

Help!

- Aah! - Erin, hang on!

- Hang on! - Don't let go!

I can't.

- Oh, God! - Hang on, Wen.

Hang on! Help me rock it!