Adventures in Success

Action.

Jilling off.

What is it? What does it mean?

We need financial support

to sustain our mission

of creating the greatest female orgasm

there ever was,

so we can heal the Earth.

We hope that you

will join us,

and we will become one.

Come

into our Womb Room.

Come to us.

Come with your money.

Just come.

Welcome

to Jilling Off.

In through the nose and out through the mouth.

Relax the sit bones.

Focus on the tail.

The tail is your breath.

Your breath is the tail.

You and the tail are one.

It's always been there.

In this elixir,

we find strength.

In this elixir,

we find the essence of the divine feminine.

It unfolds.

From the void manifest.

From the void,

we find strength.

Close your eyes.

It flows the rope. It flows the tail.

It flows the blood. It flows the clit.

The ritual has begun!

Send that rope

where the tail cannot go,

through the crust of the Earth

into the core.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Into the core. Down.

The top of your head,

shoulders, back...

Chest out.

Breath of Dragon.

Embrace the blood as it flows.

The blood as it flows

through the walls of the womb.

Engage the hips.

The walls that feel the mother within.

The mother, the core, the giving poor mother...

Mother. Earth.

Mother. Earth.

Mother. Earth.

Women face outward.

Men prepare.

See the core within her.

Feel those lips engage.

- Um... - Sardines.

- Oh nice. Uh... - Yeah.

I'll try one. I'll try it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'll just... I'll just start with this piece.

Yeah, yeah cool.

I mean, you can eat the whole thing, bones and all.

- Sorry. - Oh.

And the napkins... they're...

I use them over and over,

but they're clean.

Oh. Okay.

Thanks.

What's your name?

I'm Erica.

Here.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Where are you from again?

I'm from Florida, originally.

What part?

Miami.

Ah.

I got a job up here

for this new start-up.

You know, like a wellness group.

That sounds like full-on...

- out there... - Yeah.

But I kinda have this philosophy, like,

don't trust anyone for sure.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm a little... Just a...

Little more...

I'm gonna see how the summer goes,

and then I might adopt that view.

Everyone sucks. Period.

Yeah.

Do you want anymore? Because I'm gonna...

Uh...

- No. - I mean, uh...

- No thanks, yeah. - Okay.

You can...

I'm just...

Hey.

The mechanics gave us hot dogs.

Oh.

You want it?

Yeah. Thanks.

Cheers.

I'm gonna hold off on mine.

Like, go... go nuts.

You know, it's weird being adopted

and not knowing your origin.

Maybe Earth is, like...

a stepping stone.

And I'm not trying to toot my own horn, like I'm special,

but maybe I'm meant for

something bigger, and I'm waiting.

I'm down.

You take capitalism, you know,

and like,

like, climate change,

and, like, rape culture.

It's, like, the same disregard for the feminine.

You know, plant a flag.

Fill your car up with a penis

to get the gas in there.

That's ejaculate to me. That's just...

economic ejaculate.

And I'm just sick of that ejaculate right now.

That's where I'm at.

That's where I'm coming from.

You know,

I have no idea

what Peggy sees in me.

I mean,

objectively, logically,

she probably needed an IT guy.

And I'm kinda... I'm the tech...

Kind of a tech...

Wouldn't say expert, but I'm...

tech savvy.

I've been consumed by men

for a lot of my life.

Peggy helped me access

a part of myself

I really, truly don't know

how long it would have taken me to find.

I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

I've walked away from everything

to be part of the Jilling Off team.

Open!

I'm helping...

Open!

the proverbial vagina

lubricate itself.

The run. The run.

I'm being of service here.

The work we're doing up here

this is the fringe of self help.

Obviously we're on the fringes,

but you gotta start somewhere.

Oh who's this? Who's this?

I don't know which...

Alright, nice to meet you!

Two got off.

One of 'em's ours.

That's her.

Hi!

Erica?

- Hi. - Yes?

- Hello! - Welcome.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hi! - Nice to meet you!

- Nice to meet you. - I'm Asia.

We got you a hot dog, so...

Thank you.

- Thanks. - Cheers.

Hot dog cheers.

Hi.

- Uh... - Mm!

I made you a mixtape.

Um, your hands are full,

but you listen to that later.

- Thank you so much! - Welcome home.

All aboard!

I'm sure you're pretty tired,

so let's get you to Peggy.

- Thank you! - Go ahead first, okay?

Okay.

Oh!

Hey Erica, you want to make sure you look

out the window

'cuz we got a beautiful view coming up.

Okay, I will.

I will.

Action.

My name is Peggy Appleyard,

and I am...

an energy transformationist.