Hilarious Family

(Can you believe that I, who am currently making rose pastries,)

(am experiencing the biggest change in my life?)

Chun Jinrong, are you deaf? What time is it now?

Hurry up!

Mother, when we get there,

you must not shout and yell like this.

Besides, why are you in such a hurry?

You're not in a hurry now?

You're already thirty. Do you know that?

Twenty-nine.

What's more, you're not just waiting for me.

I wonder if Peilan's pastries are ready yet.

Peilan, are the pastries ready yet?

(She's determined to be a person above others.)

On my way. Jinrong, here.

It's still hot. Taking it now is just right in time.

Mother, when we get there,

just say that I made this.

Don't make mistakes.

Keep pretending. After you're married, see how you keep doing so.

Hurry up and go.

(I know they are the ones who care the most for each other deep in their hearts.)

Why is my medicine less?

Is this medicine? Isn't this sugar?

It's poisonous.

This is a match made in heaven.

We haven't known each other for long,

but my son is particularly

satisfied with Jinrong.

What a fate.

Who would have thought that Jinrong's fate

would be actually here?

Totally right.

If you had moved to Jianglin earlier,

maybe, we would already have grandchildren.

It's not too late now.

It's not too late now.

Yeah, let's set the wedding date on the seventh day of next month.

Let's settle this.

Inedible.

(Look at these pastries. How good they look.)

Don't eat it.

What are you doing?

Luckily, you didn't eat it.

Son, Son.

=Hilarious Family=

=Episode 1=

=Episode 1=

Why is our family so unlucky?

Mother, do we really have to pay them a hundred taels?

Do you think we have a hundred taels?

No.

That's it.

Mr. Zhang even said he was being merciful, and fifty taels would be enough.

We have fifty taels?

But we've apologized and taken them to the doctor.

He still wants fifty taels. Do you think that's fair?

Mother, to be fair, it would be considered manslaughter.

It's actually reasonable that they want fifty taels.

What manslaughter? It was just a misunderstanding.

When it's the end of the year, we can't pay the fifty taels,

and we have to sell the house, it would be reasonable?

Mother, where's breakfast?

Chun Jinrong, why did you just get up?

We have to meet Matchmaker Wu later.

- Take care. Take care. - Another blind date?

Without blind dates, where would we get fifty taels to pay Mr. Zhang?

Are you suggesting selling your daughter?

This is called getting up from where you fell.

She's already thirty. If she's not married by thirty,

we'll have to pay a fine to the imperial court.

Could you be louder?

The man selling grain up front hasn't heard you yet. Oh, my.

I didn't want to get married before

because we were in Qing City. Now that we're here in Jianglin,

I'm sure I can get married.

What's more, without Mr. Wang, there's Mr. Li.

Without Mr. Li, there's Mr. Zhao.

I'm sure I can get married this year.

That's the best. If you're not married by the end of the year,

pay the fine yourself.

Oh, after paying the fine, you don't have to come back.

Go straight to Mr. Zhang's house and work off your debt as a maid.

Here you go again.

Fetch the hammer.

Chun Keling! The hammer.

I'm asking you to get it.

Here it is.

Mother, you've crippled Keling?

What are you saying? I was chasing her and she fell.

I've been kneeling, so my legs are numb.

Mother, take it.

Here you are.

I'm telling you, if you ever bring back those inedible trash,

see if I will beat you to death or not.

Go on kneeling in the ancestral hall.

Alright.

Miss, you look pale, with evil spirits over your head.

You've been having bad luck for a while, haven't you?

To be honest, Master,

last month our family just owed a lot of money because of me.

Qian of three long lines, and Kun of three short lines, which means endless troubles.

It's a bad omen. Judging by this,

today you could at least get involved in disputes.

In the worst case, there could be a disaster involving bloodshed.

What should I do then, Master?

Fortunately, I can solve it.

That's great, Master. Please help me solve it.

One hundred wen.

You want money?

You dragged me over here, saying it wouldn't cost any money.

Did I ask for money after I talked for so long?

Fortune-telling is for free, but solutions cost money.

Are you going to solve it or not?

It is so expensive. I'll pass.

Wait, wait. Sit down.

You see, all these things cost me.

How about this, Miss? I'll give you a discount. Fifty wen.

Take care, Master.

Tell me, how much?

One wen.

One? Impossible.

It's okay. Just be cautious.

Twenty wen. Ten wen will also do. Hey!

Spinach, Chinese cabbages, pak choi.

Spinach, Chinese cabbages, pak choi.

Shallots. Have a look?

I'll take some fresh ones.

They're all good. All fresh.

- Take more. - I'll take good ones.

- Just put them in. - Let me pick.

Pretty good. You don't have to pick.

Let me pick some.

You've peeled so much. How can I sell them?

Not much at all.

You've peeled so much. Weren't they peeled by you?

Someone else did it.

You...

Did you see it? She just peeled it.

(Today you could at least get involved in disputes.)

I didn't see it.

Look, I said I didn't peel it.

You are really stingy. I won't buy it.

Whatever.

You clearly saw her peeling just now.

Why did you say you didn't see?

I-I-I really didn't see it.

I won't buy it either. I'm leaving.

Stand there. Robbing in the daylight?

I am sorry.

I forgot. I won't buy it. I'm leaving.

What the heck?

I won't buy it either.

Just leave. Don't buy it. Really bad luck in the early morning.

Chinese cabbages, pak choi, shallots.

Hurry up. She is a famous matchmaker in Jianglin.

Oh, my, what's the rush?

We must get there early to leave a good impression.

Hurry up.

I'm telling you, you're now atoning for your sins.

If it weren't for you...

Mother, aren't we too early?

Someone might think we're for night watch but not for a blind date.

It is "respect." What do you know?

Father, it's all my fault for being careless about what happened between Jinrong and Mr. Zhang.