Perfect Bride AKA Kill Bride (完美新娘)

A long time ago there was a girl,

She was born into seamtress family.

Maybe it was destine by the heaven

That she fantasize that she was an angel send by heaven to earth,

awaiting the day that a Prince on white horse will come rescue her.

Till the rain and tear blur her judgement...

does she realised,

that she is in fact a normal person.

She was awaken by the jeering laughter,

before coming to senses...

that her Prince on white horse will not appeared.

Upon awareness she became a recluse,

living in her own fantasy.

Drifting in a life of sadness and destitued.

Until one day,

fate chances upon her.

There was a change in her life destiny.

My name is Tao a citizen of Republic of China,

My mum is a seamtress who likes laces cotton cloth materials.

Upon given birth by my glorious mum,

she gave me a special name,

called Lace.

My mum is brilliant,

the whole of China was aware of this name.

Because of such a"kawaii"name,

my life was full of nightmares.

So Lace Tao life philosophy is...

Relax, rest awhile.

I'm adorable and mature,

bottom line is, I'm a quite a decent girl.

Furthermore I'm still single

and young.

Welcome, welcome!

Come have a look and try.

The latest trend in underwear this year.

Representing the intimacy of woman towards man.

Worn by man,

you'll imagine that he has great sex appeal.

Mister,

this underwear doesn't match you.

This is much cuter.

Do you seldom purchase underwear, uhm?

Actually purchasing underwear is similar to choosing a girlfriend.

The most importance is comfortable and not the outlook.

In my opinion,

you should wear a smaller size.

Let me wrapped it up for you.

How are you sir, Welcome!

Let me introduce to you our latest hair removal technique.

Fast and electricity saving.

Effective in removing arm's and calf's hair.

In general...

Get out!

Huh?

Okay, I'm leaving. Sorry!

Bastard, playing a fool.

The horoscope reveal your luck today,

not advisable to mix with the opposite sex.

This is me!

A lonely 'beautiful' girl.

Mediocre looking,

no career advancement,

no love romance.

Leading a lonely life.

Resembling a vampire,

walking in a dark alley.

This deserted and quiet dark night,

seems like a waiting street light.

Awaiting the arrival of happiness,

shinning a brilliant individual light.

Hey, what're you doing up there?

Death!

What...what is damp?

Enough already!

Love is death, how can a love poem's blossom.

Relax, rest awhile!

Get down!

Quick! Come down quickly.

I mean you.

Ahh...

Have you given a thought about your lover 10 years from now?

You're similar.

Dried out skin like sandy cloth,

figure bloating out like a big water pail.

Resembling a sow when walking.

No one is giving a second glance.

When she's old and wrinkled,

will you sacrified your life for her?

Sorry!

Even though my lover is old and wrinkle,

I'll still love her old face forever.

What if she doesn't want you?

Jolted by a current of cruelness,

mine rejected feeling of love,

No!

Brother, have you got any cigarette?

Wait a moment!

How can you criticize me like that?

Even though I'm common looking, should I be unfortunate?

What I'm saying is not the truth.

You look quite...

beautiful as a flower!

If you persist, you will find your happiness.

I'm leaving.

Ehh...why's it wet here?

Felt like falling in love.

Romance...you've been wishing about it for 29 years.

Stop mentioning it if you're my friend already.

Doesn't the men undies shop got everything?

A variety of men to choose from.

They're worthwhile men frequenting those places.

Sigh, holding on to such a good harbor...

with no ships docking.

How long do you want to stay static?

29 years old and still not marrying?

Over age female!

Sigh!

Do you think I'll be a spinster my whole life?

Uhh...like a cabbage wilting.

Why're you not in a hurry?

I just want to earn more money.

Money is more reliable than love.

Furthermore we're in a different situation.

Having admirable qualities,

will lead to a different journey in life.

Can't wait any longer.

I need to take action.

I need to boost my courage in pursuit of happiness.

Can't delay any longer or I'll died in my grave.

From now onwards you'll be a different person.

I need to change to a different brand of cosmetics.

Enrolled for a course at the slimming centre.

Buying different brand of fashions.

Transform into a true princess.

Relax, rest awhile!

What a beautiful looking thing.

For sure to be able to find a true life partner.

Firstly, eye's contact is very important.

Your eyes must be able to communicate messages.

Hei, handsome...I adore you!

Watch where you're staring.

Sigh! No...no.

Let me teach you a more practical way.

Remember, practice all your learn in middle class income locale.

It's more easier to hook up with men of good taste.

Remember to use your mesmerising eyes to capture their attention.

Lip should exude endearing smile.

Prompt is a quality men sought after.

Give men the chance to promptly seduce you.

It's the most effective way to boost his ego.

The secret is to catapulate fast and mold him later on.

Wait till he's ahead of you,

before you stepped up again.

Pull over! Pull over!

Comrade, please show me your driving IDs.

Not wearing a safety helmet is an offense and a $50 fine will be imposed.

Office is the gathering point of men.

You must create some chances for yourself.

Good men are very egoistic.

Without being in distress how can they've the opening?

Wait awhile!

Do you need any help?

Never mind!

People arrived by the bundles to this world.

My other half might be still afloat in heaven.

Relax, rest awhile!

Recalling going to school,

whenever it rain,

that man will be at the front of the school...

directing traffic's.

Helping female students cross the road.

During a rainy day long ago,

I saw with my own eyes,

a wry smile on his face while approaching.

His girlfriend...

was killed in a road accident.

Ever since every rainy day,

he'll be at the front of the school.

An eternity seems like a day.

Right!

You've already tell it a 1000 times.

Well, listen to it for the 1001 times.

A true love,

like a fairy tale remain a fantasy.

If my love were to remain as fairy tale,

I'll choose a memorable sad ending to it.

The princess still died.

Death in fairy tales.

Aiyah...Snow!

Don't fantasized about love.

Must react immediately.

Need to source a long term meal tickets.

Look for someone that you truly love.

I love Dustin Hoffman!

All the women love him.

Handsome and dashing!

Intellingent and wealthy.

I mean Chu Tai Kuan is getting marry...

...Chow Ling Ling.

Are you retarded...