Meeku Maathrame Cheptha (మీకు మాత్రమే చెప్తా)

Two roads diverge before you,

Oh, traveller!

The one that will take you home for sure

is the one filled with ups and downs

The other is smooth as silk

but will take you to hell for sure

What does one choose, and when should he choose?

This, no school can teach. It's self taught

Look what you've done!

Mummy!!!!

Even a baby could have caught this one!

Do I look like a baby to you?

You're not even as good as that

Can't you just explain to him!?

You couldn't catch such an easy one!

Are you even fit to live???

Absolutely no shame!

Where's my laptop?

Is that thing even a laptop?

It's a damn virus!

It's full of all sorts of things

That's because you visit such questionable sites!

Avoid all unnecessary issues. Is it ready or not?

Yeah it's ready. You can collect it in the evening

Ok. Watch out, he's coming...

He's seen it!!

Who was it? Who was it !!??

Who broke the car windshield!?

I need to send it for a marriage next week!

So why are you looking at me? It wasn't me!!

- It was you!? - Not me! It was the ball!!

I'm going to kill this bald fell-...

- Wait. Don't be angry - What do you mean, 'wait' !?

He's feeling bad that he can't catch...

Let's repair it at his shop, and our man will pay

- Why are you alone? Where are the others? - Nobody's coming!

Look how we've become after marriage, guys

While we were in school,

we used to ignore all rules of the game,

and play with 16-17 players each side!

But now... What a complete shame...

You know Kamesh, right?

Shall I call him?

You mean your customer... From the TV channel...?

- Ask him to come - Right ok

- Hello bro - Hello bro

- How are you bro? - That's a very tough question bro

Tell me... What's up?

The weather is fantastic today

We're playing cricket and we wanted to know if you'd come

- Where are you playing? - Same place as last week

- How many overs? - We're thinking 6

Red ball or yellow ball?

Rell ball, bro!

Oh! In that case, I can't make it

You bat first, bro!

Oh! In that case, I'll be there

Damn miser...

Bring Rakesh also along with you, okay?

Ready sir... A bit to your left...

Guys, waiting to talk to us next is Mr. Niranjan

Yes, Mr. Niranjan! Please pour your heart out to us

Sir, I'd like to tell you a joke

Sure, tell me a joke. You can sing if you want, too!

No, sir. I want to tell you a joke

- Please go ahead - Ok sir

Once, a mouse was caught by a cat

So the mouse told the cat,

'Brother cat, I am the only son to my parents...

I need to care for them in their old age...

So please don't eat me and let me go'...

What do you think the cat said in reply?

- The cat, to the mouse? - Yes!!

I'm not sure. Why don't you tell us?

Please guess once at least!

No, no. I'd like to hear it in your own sweet voice

Oh, come on! I know you can!

Mr. Niranjan, please tell us all yourself

Shall I??

- Tell us, Mr. Niranjan... - I'm going to tell you!!

- The cat said? - The cat said...

said, 'Meow, Meow'!!!!

Are you mad!? Where are you calling from!?

From Ameerpet

Oh so you're the scientist of Ameerpet!

You're a cartoon, man!!!

- Are you even human!? - Sir, respect!

You call early in the day with your lame-ass jokes!

There are people your age becoming scientists at NASA!!

And you're calling the channel with stupid jokes!?

What was it? The mouse and the cat, eh?

You're a dog, man! A mad dog!

Worse than mad! You're a rabid dog, Niranjan!!

You're useless, Niranjan! Cut the damn call!!

Why stress?

This is the tenth lousy joke from the morning

They think we're jobless? "meow, meow", it seems!!

Ok, calm down. You act like this job is worth it...

Let's go play cricket

You've probably got first batting. I'm not playing

Nothing like that! You can bat first if you want to...

Come, the boys from last week called us

The boss is waiting for you

He called you both inside

Wow

Just look at where our channel is in the TRP list

Sir, our channel isn't on this list!!

Turn the page and see, Kamu!

Sir we're third from the end...

Why!? Why!? I want to know why!?

Tell me! Tell me what we can do!

The problem is with the content. We're very boring

A guy just called up and Meowed! Bloody idiot!

- What!? - I meant him!

I have some very brilliant ideas, sir

Just tell me your ideas...

I'll tell you if they're brilliant or not...

Imagine this situation, sir. There is an empty seat on a public bus

Now imagine a man and a woman also there. Who would you give the seat to?

To the woman, of course!

The woman is 20, and the man is 60. Now the seat goes to...?

To the 60 year-old man...

Imagine the 20 year old is 8 months pregnant. Who gets the seat?

Obviously to the girl!

Now the man has no legs! Who would the seat go to?

To the legless man, of course!

This is the basic problem, sir!

We ignore the details, we take sides, and we all just become judges!

We should do a show based on this problem

If we do, I'm telling you sir... We can actually-...

Hello

Sure sir! Sure sir!!

I'll take a flight to Chennai tomorrow

No sir. I'll take the next flight out sir

We'll come with presentation sir

Rakesh

Let's go!

Am I actually required, sir?

I need someone whom I can share my stress with!

Sir, I have many issues to deal with at home

Do you know what I deal with at home!?

Every house has its issues. Now let's go

Should I join, sir?

Thanks. No thanks please

Get a move on!

Thank God Rakesh had to go with him

Hi, Gundu?

You silly fellow, go bring me the ball

You're the silly fellow! Go bring me the ball!

Shut up! I'm the damn silly fellow. Enough?

Now go and bring the ball

Go! Nobody's serious about the game anymore

Run!

- Hi Gundu! - Hi. All good?

Isn't Rakesh coming?

He has no shame. He's at work

Erm... First batting... Is me, right?

- Yes, first batting - Oh, he remembers

- Run, you laz-... - Shh shhh shhhhh

- Hello? - Hello - Where are you?

Me?

I'm... As usual, I'm at office, in the middle of an important meeting...

You said you'd come to pick me up, right?

Is that what I told her !?

Oh, yes! I was just thinking about that

What are y'all standing around for? Bring me last month's files now!

Our channel is at an all time TRP low!!

Is this any way to work?

Justify you salaries... the food you eat with one proper day's work!

It's so important! Everything is on me!!

My God! I can't deal with this man!!

Jacqueline, I'm under a lot of stress right now, I'll call you in an hour ok...

Bye

Come on. Let's all sit

Why are we sitting down? Let's play!

With what? Let's chill until he brings the ball

- Come, sit - Make room

Hello...

- You didn't tell your wife the truth? - No

Why not?

I just can't...

She'd never understand

She'd be angry with me for playing while she's hard at work

Telling her would hurt her. She's too sensitive

You'll definitely be caught one day!

I'm just saying. How long can you fool her? You'll be caught

He'll be caught for sure!

But only if he's an idiot like you were!

- Shut up! - Why, what happened?

I'm your best friend, right?

Yes, you're my best friend...

Fine, I won't tell them. You tell them yourself

Tell us!! Tell us!!

- Uh, well... - Tell us!

I'll tell only you guys...

Don't tell anyone. Please...

Sure, sure

It was a beautiful evening...

There was nobody at home that day...

I felt really happy...