Cabin of Errors

My name's Peter.

This is my best friend, Dave. - Hey.

- This our friend, George.

What are you doing?

- Well, I was just setting the scene, introducing myself,

my friends, trying to keep things a little exciting.

Don't do that.

I know who you are, Peter. - Oh.

Okay.

Whatever.

Peter, why are you here?

I really have no idea.

Has something happened?

Yeah, you could say that.

- Why don't you tell me what has happened, Peter.

- Okay, but if I'm gonna tell you everything that happened,

the first thing you need to know about is the cabin.

And, this is the cabin.

Every summer, Dave, George and I go to the cabin

and have the time of our lives:

drinking, playing games, more drinking,

George trying to kill me--

George tried to kill you?

Well, yeah, sure, of course,

but that was only because I just...

Where to start, where to start.

I guess, looking back, it really all started

the day of Steve's Halloween party.

- What are you gonna be, what are you gonna be,

what are you gonna be, what are you gonna be,

what are you gonna be?

- Vampire. - Terrible.

What?

Surprise hug.

What are you gonna be?

- That's a surprise, too. - All right.

- Hey, buddy, did you ask out that mystery chick yet?

Not yet.

- I had tried to ask her out before

with mixed results. - Yeah?

Listen, I don't know how you got this number,

I don't care whose father you are,

stop calling this office, all right?

And, love you, Dad, bye.

Hi? - Oh, uh, hi.

Hi, Susie.

Halloween,

Halloween party.

I'm going to a Halloween party, tonight.

You must be very excited.

- Well, these files aren't gonna file themselves (laughs).

- Uh huh, they must be very important.

Hello?

Who the fuck is Joseph?

Oh, you're Joseph.

- Oh, not yet, what are you waiting for?

It's so easy.

Just be confident and assert yourself.

I've told you this before, watch.

Hi. - Fuck off.

My name's George Sullivan.

Do you watch the show Friends?

I don't have a TV.

- Do you like to eat food?

I actually love food.

- So do I, do you want to get dinner sometime?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, what's your name?

- Jade, hi. - Jade, okay.

Find me on Facebook, okay? - Okay.

It's George Sullivan.

- George Sullivan? - Right.

Bye, George Sullivan.

- You are the master, how do you do that?

- It's just a matter of confidence.

It works on guys, too.

- What? - Huh?

Are you still seeing Carol?

- No. - I thought you liked her.

I did.

Now, I like somebody else.

- You ever think you'll meet someone

who you don't dump in a month?

- No, my old Pappy told me, "Rent, don't buy."

- You told me your old Pappy was an idiot.

- Yeah, but he's like family to me.

- You guys still goin to Steve's, right?

Yeah, wouldn't miss it.

Okay, I'll see you there.

I have some business to attend to.

- I'm gonna ask her out, I'm doing it.

- Who? - Susie!

Oh, the mystery girl?

- That's right. - Okay.

- She's sitting right over there and talking to George.

She's talking to George.

Why is she talking to George?

- Oh, my God, you're so adorable, like a dolphin.

Seriously, though, I'm going to a party tonight

at my friend Steve's and I want you to be my date,

so say, "Yes."

I don't know.

Say, "Yes."

(sighing) Yes.

All right.

- All right, excellent, eight o'clock.

- Sure, why not? - Great.

Hi!

Oh, Peter, hi.

You know Peter?

Yeah, we work together.

- Hi! - Smooth.

Hi, I'm Dave; I'm Peter and George's friend.

Hi.

- So, so, so Susie, how do, how do you know George?

Oh, we just met.

Just met?

You just met, that's insane.

Did you hear that, Dave?

They just met.

- I heard.

- Susie's coming with me to Steve's party.

Is she?

That is great.

That's, that's great.

What's his problem?

- Just a matter of confidence, like I said.

Now, ask out that mystery girl.

I'll be sure to do that.

See you later.

Shall we? - Okay.

I'm not going.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm really not.

- No, you gotta go; you'll have fun.

If you don't, we can leave, I promise.

- You'll leave if I'm not having a good time?

I promise.

(sighing) Fine.

I'm not having a good time.

What?

I'm not having a good time.

- We've only been here five minutes.

All right, look, I'm going to tell you this as a friend,

but staring at two people making out at a party

is really weird.

You're right.

Can you believe him?

I said I was dressing as a vampire,

so what does he do?

He dresses as a vampire, only, he's a sexy vampire.

- You think George is sexy?

What, no!

- Hey look, it doesn't matter,

'cause how long hae we known George?

And, in all that time, how long has he been with a girl,

maybe a month at the most?

So, just relax.

It's fine.

Let's have fun, 'cause not to sound cliche,

but there are are plenty more fish in the sea.

And, by sea, I mean this party

and by girls, I mean fish, right?

So, let's see each other at the bar.

You go, yeah, yeah.

All right, I'll see you there.

* All I know to make you

* Make it easy to say no to me

Who are we staring at?

- And, that, that is the first time I met Nancy.

And, I, I didn't know it at the time,

but she almost didn't even come to the party.

Uh, Nancy?

Oh, close your eyes.

- Seriously? - Seriously, close 'em.

Uh, fine, they're closed.

Okay, open them.

* What do you think?

Adorable.

What are you gonna wear?

Uh, where?

To the costume party.

Uh, right, the costume party.

Um, about that.

- Mary? - I can't go.

Oh, why?

No, the only reason I said I'd go to this stupid party is

'cause you said you were going.

I know, I really wanted to go.

Okay, then go!

I, I, I am literally begging you, please do not make me

go to this party alone, please, please, please,

please, please, please,

please, please. - Aw.

- Oh my God and now you're laughing at me!

- No, I'm not, I'm taking this very seriously.

So, you'll go?

I, I'm sorry, I can't.

Why not?

- There was an explosion in the lab.