Extracurricular (인간수업)

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION,

WHICH IS NOT BASED ON REAL CHARACTERS OR EVENTS.

He's diligent...

...well-behaved, and his academic prowess is impressive.

He's quiet, calm, and role model to others.

Never causes trouble.

He's the ideal student.

EXTRACURRICULAR

First, first, first, and first.

Top ranked, top ranked, top ranked.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

You have no demerits...

or warnings.

It's almost as if you're invisible.

I have no idea how to describe what you're like.

I mean...

other than as an obnoxiously good student.

Thank you, sir.

It's not a compliment.

You know what, Jisoo,

you should try and let loose at least a little bit once in a while.

Better a little now than a lot later.

HOMEROOM TEACHER'S ADVICE 1. GET INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE

Can you think for yourself at all?

Well, yeah. I think so.

Right.

So what colleges are you applying to?

The top three.

Any favorites?

Wherever I get in. Whichever one is the best.

What major?

Anything I get into.

Alright, what kind of job do you want after school?

Anything that makes money.

You know what, your attitude is fucking annoying.

You mad at me?

Just forget about it.

Then what do you want to be when you grow up?

What kind of person do you want to be?

Is there anything you want to do?

Don't you have dreams, hopes, or anything like that?

FIND AND CORRECT THE GRAMMAR MISTAKES

Shit, where the fuck is it?

Hey, are you kidding me? Oh, my...

- Hey. - What's wrong?

Look, it's fucking missing!

- What do you mean? - The present!

- What does it matter? - It was inside my bag.

You took it. Give it back.

What the hell are you talking about?

His present it was just in here.

Why are you bitching at me about it?

- Hold on! - It's Kitae's 100-day anniversary present!

- Stop messing with me and give it back! - I'm telling you, I didn't take it!

Hey, hey, hey! Maybe it was that bitch, you know.

- What bitch? - That ugly bitch.

Oh, my god, yeah. It must've been Netty!

You idiot.

Why did you even bring it to school?

- Motherfucker! - Hey!

My girlfriend doesn't talk like that.

Kitae!

Hey! Yeah. Hey, hey, not so tight.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

She said your present is missing or something.

- Ow! - Shut the fuck up.

A present? What present?

- For me? - What? What present?

What did you get me? Is it in here?

Hey. Don't look in there. Stop it!

- Get out of here! - Ow, ow!

You need to keep your hands to yourself!

- You'll ruin the present. - What present?

What present?

- I didn't get you any present. - What is it?

Dreams.

Dreams are expensive.

GUARDIAN

It's even more expensive...

for a kid without parents.

JUNGJIN OH

You can't buy it.

Not with hard work.

Doggo, check messages.

Checking messages.

You have one unread message.

First message.

Help. Help. Help.

Help. Help. Help.

Text Mr. Lee.

Not now.

Eat up.

ARE YOU NEARBY? WE HAVE A DIRTBAG.

PLEASE CHECK ON IT.

Take one.

Once again, I'm enlightening someone who sold her humanity to capitalism.

This is the record.

I will give you one last chance to redeem yourself.

How did you end up in this capitalistic meat market?

Why don't you fuck off, you little shit.

Oh, my god!

What... What the hell?

Don't come closer. Don't come closer. Who are you?

I'll stab you, huh?

- Pussy. - I mean it.

Your scissors.

What?

You'll dull the blades!

No...

My scissors!

You'll dull the blades!

"The wind raised me

for 23 years."

SELF-PORTRAIT BY SEO JUNGJU

So, what does that mean now?

"The wind raised me"?

What?

"The wind raised me"? Does that make sense?

All right, then who's here

because the wind paid for your academy tuition?

Show of hands. Anyone?

That's right, it's impossible.

Who raises kids then?

- Parents. - That's right!

Parents raise kids.

They pay for things and support you, right?

So why does this author say

the wind raised him?

What could that mean?

That's 150,000 won for her time.

The bruises, the busted lip,

and emotional distress and all that,

it'll take about two weeks to recover.

How should we calculate the hair that was cut off?

Now, look.

The support of parents.

How much of her hair was cut?

I'd say two finger-widths?

We request two million won in extra compensation.

Two million won?

That's how much her hair's worth?

He has 23,000 won in cash in his wallet.

He's 1,977,000 won short.

- Fuck me. - That's all I have.

Look.

The love from your family.

The warmth of parents.

All of these things are completely lacking.

Please search him.

Top, belt, bottom, socks.

"Some see a sinner in my eyes.

Some see a fool in my mouth.

But I regret nothing.

And the morning that comes brilliantly...

I WILL REGRET NOTHING

...the dew of poetry that..."

In total...

it's 323,000 won.

Thank you.

He's 1,677,000 won short.

- Client. - Yes?

Not you.

There is a default in payment of 1,677,000 won

for the injury suffered during the course of business.

- A or B. - B

If you choose option B, you may incur a compensation fee...

B, shit. Damn it.

- Babe. - Yes?

- Say "ah". - What?

Say "ah".

That's right. That's right.

Okay.

Option B has been chosen.

I'll leave it to you, Mr. Lee.

What does that mean?

It means he'll kick your ass.

Just enough to make up the difference.

A MESSAGE FROM MUSCLEMAN

HI

COMPENSATED DATING POSSIBLE?

YES

SEND ME YOUR PICTURE

MINJU HAS REQUESTED HELP FROM DOGGO

HOW MUCH?

30

Mr. Lee.

Here.

My dream is to graduate.

Go to college, get a job.

Have kids, raise kids.

Live an average life and die...

in average death.

BROKERAGE FEE 350,000 WON COLLECTED NO ACCIDENT

GOOD JOB, THANK YOU

The money I need for that...

is 90 million won.

That's the price...

of my dream.

Kang Bbang!