Enthiran (The Robot) (எந்திரன்)

Robot, come down to earth…

Made of silicon… Come to life with maze of wires…

With hard disk memory…

With an everlasting body…

An eternal life…

With integrating sixth sense…

It's an experiment…

Show us the right path…

Make humans humane…

With your endeavours, change the world…

Be good to every life…

Be truthful always…

Doctor, you got a courier.

Keep it there.

Switch on the processor.

Good, move like that only.

Bloody black beetle!

You needed this!

He's kicking now like a fetus, how will he kick once completed?

Pick it up!

Aluminium box, get me a strong filter coffee.

No coffee to grade 2, take water.

How about grade 3 then junk box?

Humans have no respect in this lab.

Robot…robot…

Walk like me.

I'll start data transfer, cut it on getting connection.

My intelligence is unlimited… Your intelligence is vast…

I know many languages… created a new world…

No respiration… no heart problems…

Man is cunning… Robot will not lose to him…

Giving pose like Bruce Lee.

Don't you check emails and SMS's in your lab?

Where is he?

Why does he need a girl friend and love?

Is he alive inside?

He's with wires inside. He'll get angry if I disturb him.

Let him get angry, tell him Sana is here.

Go quickly.

– Do you've any sister, Sana? – No.

Mother? I mean brother?

No, I mean cousin sister.

How many times I've told you not to disturb me?

He's hitting with a motor, Sana.

It seems he'll not meet even if Obama is here.

Did you tell him Sana is here?

I told him, he asked you to call him on phone later.

Tell him to make pickle of his phones.

Tell him I'll never see him again.

Boys, give him speech training, I'll come back now.

Hey buddy! Repeat!

Why are you looking like that?

Donkey, bull… May I kick you with my dung legs?

Answer me, you metal head!

Have you given him any useful training?

– That is…have you come back so quickly? – Tell me.

Hey buddy!

Repeat!

Why are you looking like that?

Donkey, bull… May I kick you with my dung legs?

Answer me, you metal head!

What's this? Is this the speech training you gave him?

It wasn't me, it was by Siva.

I wanted to start with abuses and then move on language…

This is my ten year hard work. Don't play with it.

If you teach anything like this, I'll punish you severely.

Hey junk head! Complaining about us to him.

I'll dismantle and sell you as junk.

Looks like it'll bite, come let's go.

Robot…robot…though I've learnt many languages…

My father tongue is Telugu…

Robot…robot…though won over the world…

I'm a slave to my creator…

Robot, come down to earth…

Success doctor, next is AIRD approval, right?

No Siva, though everything is programmed,

he's an innocent machine.

Like an infant.

We must take him to the outside world and let him move with other humans,

after studying how to utilize his intelligence for the betterment of humans,

and after correcting those things, we must take it to AIRD.

You want to move close with humans.

It'll be show!

Coming!

It's been months, don't know what's he up to?

He's spoiling his health in research.

Hi mom!

What's this Vasi? You look like a saint on leave.

Hi Dad! I've a shocking surprise for you.

What's it son?

What's this? Have you got cloned?

No dad.

Don't confuse us, son. Who are you sunny?

He's smarter than you.

Dad, I've developed this robot. Many types of robots are there.

This is Android Humanoid Robot. A human like machine.

This is mother.

– Mother! – Yes mother. Greet mother now.

It's doing just like human.

It'll do everything a human can do and also do what humans can't.

Then you don't need these useless guys.

– Father! – No, I need them.

If they're not here, who will clean robot every day,

who will make it wear brief and socks.

You're making a post graduate into a baby sitter.

Vasi, come to have breakfast.

Robot, you too join them. Eat hot idlies.

What? I think she'll even serve him mutton soup too.

It's food is just two units of electricity every day, mom.

Why are you calling as it? Didn't you name him?

Mother, select a good name for him.

If you'd a younger brother I thought of naming him as Chittibabu.

It's nice! We can fondly call him as Chitti.

Me? Chitti?

Chitti, put the TV.

Mother, he'll put if you ask him to put.

You must tell him clearly to switch on the TV.

Vasi! Why are you leaving so early? Back to lab?

No mother, I must cut hair and meet Sana immediately,

she's furious on me. Get in.

– Who will drive the car? – Chitti!

Chitti? No way!

No need to take such risk, doctor.

Aren't you also coming?

I think I've stomach upset. You carry on.

You?

I didn't inform my home, you carry on.

– Watch out doctor, he may pull out brake instead of applying it. – Yes.

– Am I not here with him? – He broke TV while you were here, right?

Don't do anything without getting my permission.

Okay doctor. Where should I go now?

Idiot! Why did you apply the brake?

You told me not to do anything without your permission.

– Hey useless! – New word!

Are you driving drunk?

No, I'm driving the car with petrol.

Don't answer him, drive the car.

Don't make it too short, just quarter inch is enough.

I'll cut like nipping the nails, sir.

Didn't come here for quite some time? Out of station or no time?

Work.

– Is he your brother? – Take it as like that only.

– Sir, haircut for you? – No need.

– This is wig. – Wig?

– What's your age? – One day!

Sir is playing truant with me.

Read books.

Is he counting the pages?

Do you've any other books?

Have you finished reading all the books?

Finished.

You've just telephone directory to read.

Finished that too?

– Do you know all the numbers? – I know.

Chiranjeevi's number?

Everyone knows it, tell my number.

– Your name? – Bhajan Lal.

There are 12 Bhajan Lals, tell me your initials.

К Bhajan Lal.

There are 3 К Bhajan Lals. Tell me your address.

6, Manna Reddy street, Hyderabad.

My number is 44433321, tell me my name.

Hello Mr.P Peethambaram.

What?

I was very busy in my lab all these days.

Stay put in your lab, who asked you to come here?

I can understand you're angry.

How many phone calls? How many SMS's? How many Emails?

How many times I would've come to you?

Did you speak a word with me? I got vexed.

Look Sana,

one, I don't know what's happening around me while I'm in work,

two, if you know what was I working on all these days…

I've class, whatever it is come to Gandhi park in the evening.

Let's meet in the evening.

Not to romance, to break up our love.

Break the love? What do you mean by it?

After our marriage, you'll spend time with machines and I'll be left with loneliness,

instead of going for divorce then, let's break up now, that's better.

Let's part ways, you take your way, your exclusive way.

Agreement for breaking up as lovers, the letters you wrote to me,

the greetings you sent me,

the book you gave me, A Briefer History of Time.

Freakonomics!

See! Lord Kumaraswamy's photo for Valentines Day.

Have you ever bought something really touching?

This one?

Would anyone gift a shaving set to his girl friend?

– I thought could be useful… – My foot!

I've returned everything you gave me. Sign this.

We don't have anything between us hereafter.

– That's all? – That's all!

– Have you returned all I gave you? – Yes.

Then what about the 2 power 9, 512 kisses?

Do you keep counting the kisses too? Won't you feel while kissing?

Silly matrix head! I can't return it.

Break up is valid only when you return it.

This is wrong rule, I'll not accept.

Then I'll not sign the agreement, I refuse.

He's a pain!