India vs England

Alexa, Bangalore street sounds please.

Alexa, Bangalore touring talkies please.

Alexa, Kannada orchestra last song please.

Alexa, Bangalore railway station announcement please.

Will you stop this nonsense please?

Feels like I’m in Karnataka when I listen to these sounds.

Are you hungry? Wait, I’ll prepare hot dosas for you.

Alexa, just shut up.

Excuse me, I don’t quite recognise you.

Will Alexa understand if you scold her?

Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.

Today was the third case in the hospital.

Another death.

Indian girl.

Drug overdose.

I couldn’t bear to see her parents’ suffering.

Teenagers are on the wrong path in this country.

Is it only happening here?

It’s like this in India too.

Teenagers are the same everywhere.

Where is Nisha?

Not like she tells me before she goes.

It’s been two days.

You’re always busy with the activities of the Kannada Association.

You’re always preaching about Indian culture

but don’t have time to guide your own daughter.

That’s not fair, you know.

If I had been busy with a job like you, imagine what would have happened?

You have no respect for housewives.

I am the reason our kids can even speak some Kannada.

Mahalakshmi’s kids don’t even know that much.

Nisha isn’t picking my calls.

Who knows where she is.

I’ll teach her a lesson today.

Raghu! Raghu, please control.

Nisha!

Any questions?

“Where did you go? What were you doing?”

Something like that?

Okay, I’ll only tell you.

The other night, we all did graffiti art in the tunnel.

It was fun.

Liberated expression of the liberated mind.

The whole night? With those guys?

There were girls too.

The police chased us.

But we escaped.

Nisha, the path you’re on isn’t right.

You should always remember we are part of Indian culture.

Then why did you leave India?

How can you enforce what you don't follow?

Nisha, enough!

It’s been three days since you left home.

Anna is gone for months, why don’t you ask him?

Because he’s a boy.

You first need to stop hanging out with those British guys!

But you are fine with him dating British girls, right?

You’re making a big mistake, Nisha.

I love my mistakes.

And I want to learn from my own mistakes.

Where is he?

Hi all!

I’m Kanishka,

a passionate Indian and Kannadiga.

I am a nomad.

I travel the world.

I explore cultures and talk about the language, food and lifestyle of the people.

To follow my work,

subscribe to my YouTube channel, Kanishka on Wheels.

We've all tried Vidyarthi Bhavan's dosa in Bengaluru.

We’ve heard of V V Puram Food Street.

Now I’m in a similar Food Street in a Welsh neighbourhood.

A special thing that’s catching my attention is

the Welsh Italian Pizza.

Sounds like a great combo, doesn’t it?

Nathan and Steve, the chefs of the delicious Italian Welsh pizza.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Today we’re auctioning a rare and precious diamond.

It originated in India

and it belonged to Trinethra temple.

The diamond is not just an ordinary piece of stone,

but a priceless jewel with brilliant cut and clarity, which has a rich heritage and history.

The priest of the temple gifted the diamond to a high-ranking British officer.

Today, whoever wins the diamond

in the auction, will take back a piece of history with them.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,

the biggest, rarest, most precious,

110 carat, divine diamond ever,

the Great Blue Diamond.

Right, the bidding will start today at £10 million.

We’ll increase the bids in increments of half a million.

So, looking for a bid now for £10.5 million, anywhere? £10.5 million?

£15 million!

£15 million! Thank you very much indeed! Now £15 million.

So we’re £15 million going once, £15 million going twice,

final call on £15 million, thrice!

Gone!

Sold for £15 million to Mr. Felix Dickens. Thank you very much, sir. Well done.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I’m so excited about winning this auction today.

As most of you know,

I am an avid collector of rare antiquities.

I find great joy in adding this brilliant diamond to part of my collection.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Hello, Felix! How are you?

I’m good, I’m good.

Congratulations!

Thank you. See you later.

The country I’m visiting next is

known for its cultural values

and yes, it’s close to my heart.

Hey! Hey! Stop!

Aren’t you going to apologise?

What?

Hey, hey, hey.

What are you staring at?

Now’s not the time, come on

Aren’t you going to apologise? -Come on.

Let’s go, let’s go.

I’m sorry, okay. I have to go.

Go, go, go!

Bloody morons.

Harry, you need to give us more money.

That item is worth £15 million.

That’s more than anything we’ve done for you before.

I don’t keep anybody’s dues.

I will pay with interest.

That is my principle.

No! No!

I have zero tolerance for errors.

Understand?

Let’s go. Go, go!

Hello, Felix. Congratulations. I see you’re all over the news.

Oh, thanks Doc! I tell you what, this is the first gem in my Indian collection.

Don’t worry Felix, I’m sure you’ll have more antiques from India in your collection soon.

By the way,

how is your health? I hope you’re not neglecting it in the middle of all your busy activities.

I tell you what, I feel a hundred times younger.

No high blood pressure, no sugar.

Well, that’s good to hear, Felix. But,

don’t forget to take the medications I’ve prescribed for you.

Raghu!

Breakfast is ready. Come soon.

I’ll see you sometime next week, Doc.

Yes, Felix.

Yeah, have a nice day.

Alright, guys. I have some news for you.

Next week, I’m going to India.

Don’t forget to pray to our family deity, Hulikere Amma.